Why wouldn't you be able to?

Well you can't here on a weekend if you don't travel 737373km up to the north

and back

Scotland is all hills, doesn't take long to get to one

That's twice the distance to the moon, silly Mao

Sweden is a big guy

4u

>Mao gets 20km towards a hiking spot
>craves vidya degeneracy so bad he starts shaking
>turns back

what chink shit do I buy to get a girlfriend

Dildo

Girls don't want chink shit

Vibrator

Rainbow socks

My gf really likes her Mi Band

Did her hand burn off yet?

Lol

Her's is the first gen

@tablecat which store did you order your girlfriend from

My first gen mi band plopped out during biking

I only have the band and the charger :/

The mi band seems pretty pointless for fitness, sleep tracking might be okay

@Jignx Goldways or whatever they were called. They had her in stock in the EU warehouse and she's in decent condition. Only slightly defective.

Comfy, it's also decent for notifications.

And as alarm

>only slightly defective

But all fitness trackers seem like a gimmick for normies to me

Mi band 2 though looks like a legit clock replacement

Also you can unlock your xiaomi mi notebook with it lol

@tablecat why didnt you get new

sure it isnt that much more expensive

"time to lose some weight! First step, buy a gimmicky fitness device that won't help me lose a single pound because I'll still be a lazy shit!" repeat for every year of mankind's existence

No no, I did get her new. Just slightly defective.

Ab wheels were an accident

Manufacturer defect, you know

did you burn her in

They're okay in my book

Why didn't you ask for a replacement?

Shipping fees, man. I couldn't have her walk to China, she'd be in worse condition than she arrived.

lol

FastTech pays for your sendback

They are legit as fuck

Should've threatened the chinks with a one star review unless they send you a free replacement and let you keep the current one.

shit man, I wasn't good at chink stuff at the time.
It's been a year since then, I think the warranty period is over. It can't be helped now.

Tablecat is your gf white

Yeah

Good man

Argentinian?

Very danish

Not white enough

2d soul is a feature, not a defect you know

No, that's why I got her, because of her 2D soul.
I do think that the mild asperger's and bad knee are defects, though.

What kind of anime does she like

Link to the listing?

Inb4 studio ghibli

Inb4 love hina

All grills love that shit

harem anime is great in that way

She liked Another... for some reason... Her favorite's Steins;Gate.
She used to be into Naruto, but I got her out of that shit.
There was some other stuff.. hold on, let me look it up

hot girls goofing around for guys to enjoy

>look it up

girl drama for women

>She used to be into Naruto

That was the defect

>tablecat trying desperately to find an obscure but cool anime on animelist to make us think his gf has a real 2d soul

I saw a dad letting his son walk around in a dress and ear rings in public today AMA

>mfw sweden

She liked Danganronpa... But yeah, I'm trying to find her animelist

Danganronpa: the anime

Pig disgusting

Yes

I never said her taste was good

I'd end her rightly with a chink baton for that

>containing your autism successfully

That was weird

I found it.

Judge away

Note: She didn't actually complete Naruto

>Naruto
>completed

^

Why say she did then? Other than >women

They're all liars and manipulators amirite lads who's with me

>women
Maybe she did complete Naruto, but not Shippudden?? I don't know, I just know that she dropped it at some point.

Something tells me that this girl is SUPER into "rape", am I right?

Yeah we already discussed that

Right, but how could you tell from that list?

tablecat's gf wants to be raped but tablecat is too vanilla and normie

I thought it was more of a mutual agreement

I can't believe I remember that conversation

oi m8 that's not what I said back then
i think

Her rape fantasies is not something she wants to carry out just yet, but as it is now, she just likes light domination, which I'm cool with.

Also, I feel bad about her not having seen Katanagatari and Durarara yet. At least Durarara she should've seen.

That manga I linked you should get you right on track then

>mild aspergers
>light domination

Is there any "hardcore" in your life tablecat?

No.
If I had to use one word to describe everything in my life, it'd be lukewarm.

No wonder you joined in when I talked suicide methods

In a bucket of lukewarm water

Kek

My boy @tablecat

So when Comfy announces "gf time" he's probably just beating her into submission

Comfy is just his facade