sure it isnt that much more expensive

"time to lose some weight! First step, buy a gimmicky fitness device that won't help me lose a single pound because I'll still be a lazy shit!" repeat for every year of mankind's existence

No no, I did get her new. Just slightly defective.

Ab wheels were an accident

Manufacturer defect, you know

did you burn her in

They're okay in my book

Why didn't you ask for a replacement?

Shipping fees, man. I couldn't have her walk to China, she'd be in worse condition than she arrived.

lol

FastTech pays for your sendback

They are legit as fuck

Should've threatened the chinks with a one star review unless they send you a free replacement and let you keep the current one.

shit man, I wasn't good at chink stuff at the time.
It's been a year since then, I think the warranty period is over. It can't be helped now.

Tablecat is your gf white

Yeah

Good man

Argentinian?

Very danish

Not white enough

2d soul is a feature, not a defect you know

No, that's why I got her, because of her 2D soul.
I do think that the mild asperger's and bad knee are defects, though.

What kind of anime does she like

Link to the listing?

Inb4 studio ghibli

Inb4 love hina

All grills love that shit

harem anime is great in that way

She liked Another... for some reason... Her favorite's Steins;Gate.
She used to be into Naruto, but I got her out of that shit.
There was some other stuff.. hold on, let me look it up

hot girls goofing around for guys to enjoy

>look it up

girl drama for women

>She used to be into Naruto

That was the defect

>tablecat trying desperately to find an obscure but cool anime on animelist to make us think his gf has a real 2d soul

I saw a dad letting his son walk around in a dress and ear rings in public today AMA

>mfw sweden

She liked Danganronpa... But yeah, I'm trying to find her animelist

Danganronpa: the anime

Pig disgusting

Yes