Message from @Deleted User

Discord ID: 211630480599154690


2016-08-06 23:37:28 UTC  

you?

2016-08-06 23:37:39 UTC  

Just up from a nap, went on a hike today

2016-08-06 23:38:34 UTC  

Pretty much all uphill but it was nice, good view

2016-08-06 23:39:34 UTC  

You can hike it Scotland?

2016-08-06 23:39:36 UTC  

Cool

2016-08-06 23:40:02 UTC  

Why wouldn't you be able to?

2016-08-06 23:40:36 UTC  

Well you can't here on a weekend if you don't travel 737373km up to the north

2016-08-06 23:40:43 UTC  

and back

2016-08-06 23:41:15 UTC  

Scotland is all hills, doesn't take long to get to one

2016-08-06 23:41:49 UTC  

That's twice the distance to the moon, silly Mao

2016-08-06 23:42:09 UTC  

Sweden is a big guy

2016-08-06 23:42:16 UTC  

4u

2016-08-06 23:42:56 UTC  

>Mao gets 20km towards a hiking spot
>craves vidya degeneracy so bad he starts shaking
>turns back

2016-08-06 23:43:14 UTC  

what chink shit do I buy to get a girlfriend

2016-08-06 23:43:22 UTC  

Dildo

2016-08-06 23:43:29 UTC  

Girls don't want chink shit

2016-08-06 23:43:31 UTC  

Vibrator

2016-08-06 23:43:31 UTC  

Rainbow socks

2016-08-06 23:43:42 UTC  

My gf really likes her Mi Band

2016-08-06 23:43:52 UTC  

Did her hand burn off yet?

2016-08-06 23:43:58 UTC  

Lol

2016-08-06 23:43:59 UTC  

Her's is the first gen

2016-08-06 23:44:12 UTC  

@tablecat which store did you order your girlfriend from

2016-08-06 23:44:19 UTC  

My first gen mi band plopped out during biking

2016-08-06 23:44:47 UTC  

I only have the band and the charger :/

2016-08-06 23:45:02 UTC  

The mi band seems pretty pointless for fitness, sleep tracking might be okay

2016-08-06 23:45:16 UTC  

@Jignx Goldways or whatever they were called. They had her in stock in the EU warehouse and she's in decent condition. Only slightly defective.

2016-08-06 23:45:25 UTC  

Comfy, it's also decent for notifications.

2016-08-06 23:45:30 UTC  

And as alarm

2016-08-06 23:45:33 UTC  

>only slightly defective

2016-08-06 23:45:33 UTC  

But all fitness trackers seem like a gimmick for normies to me

2016-08-06 23:46:02 UTC  

Mi band 2 though looks like a legit clock replacement

2016-08-06 23:46:27 UTC  

Also you can unlock your xiaomi mi notebook with it lol

2016-08-06 23:46:42 UTC  

@tablecat why didnt you get new

2016-08-06 23:46:52 UTC  

sure it isnt that much more expensive

2016-08-06 23:47:12 UTC  

"time to lose some weight! First step, buy a gimmicky fitness device that won't help me lose a single pound because I'll still be a lazy shit!" repeat for every year of mankind's existence

2016-08-06 23:47:27 UTC  

No no, I did get her new. Just slightly defective.

2016-08-06 23:47:30 UTC  

Ab wheels were an accident

2016-08-06 23:47:33 UTC  

Manufacturer defect, you know

2016-08-06 23:47:42 UTC  

did you burn her in

2016-08-06 23:47:42 UTC  

They're okay in my book