Cool

Why wouldn't you be able to?

Well you can't here on a weekend if you don't travel 737373km up to the north

and back

Scotland is all hills, doesn't take long to get to one

That's twice the distance to the moon, silly Mao

Sweden is a big guy

4u

>Mao gets 20km towards a hiking spot
>craves vidya degeneracy so bad he starts shaking
>turns back

what chink shit do I buy to get a girlfriend

Dildo

Girls don't want chink shit

Vibrator

Rainbow socks

My gf really likes her Mi Band

Did her hand burn off yet?

Lol

Her's is the first gen

@tablecat which store did you order your girlfriend from

My first gen mi band plopped out during biking

I only have the band and the charger :/

The mi band seems pretty pointless for fitness, sleep tracking might be okay

@Jignx Goldways or whatever they were called. They had her in stock in the EU warehouse and she's in decent condition. Only slightly defective.

Comfy, it's also decent for notifications.

And as alarm

>only slightly defective

But all fitness trackers seem like a gimmick for normies to me

Mi band 2 though looks like a legit clock replacement

Also you can unlock your xiaomi mi notebook with it lol

@tablecat why didnt you get new

sure it isnt that much more expensive

"time to lose some weight! First step, buy a gimmicky fitness device that won't help me lose a single pound because I'll still be a lazy shit!" repeat for every year of mankind's existence

No no, I did get her new. Just slightly defective.

Ab wheels were an accident

Manufacturer defect, you know

did you burn her in

They're okay in my book

Why didn't you ask for a replacement?

Shipping fees, man. I couldn't have her walk to China, she'd be in worse condition than she arrived.

lol

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