ugh

drive 3 hours daily for commute

dead

finally found abode but waiting on my parole officer to approve it

oof

@Deleted User crossbows also take too long to load

I’ve been driving the ambulance for 10 hours straight and I’m so fucking done with driving it. My legs and back are killing me.

Especially my fucking knees

I totes muh goats get ya

You've got the choice nothing and a crossbow

I'll pick the crossbow and whatever sharp object I can fit in my hand, in case I miss

Or well, you've got more choices than crossbows

But eat my boogers

Making me write replies putting me closer to lvl 25, which I don't want, I don't want to leave level 24 😩

crossbow?

what?

I assume Hal is trying to find someway to have a weapon for defense, or "reasons", since he lives in Denmark, so even the lowest power guns are a big no-no.

Even taser's and pepperspray are illegal in Denmark.

He has to throw poo at his enemies

Can’t outlaw poo

2 1/2 more hours to go!

quite honestly being high is great

I love being not high

I can function 100%, no impairments

g o o d f o r y o u teachers pet headass

*waits for the horde to descend upon him*

My friend just ran the call of a gun shot wound

I bet it was fun 😢

O o f e r s

I think I just fell asleep sitting up right in the drivers chair lol

Oof try to get as much slep as possible my Biggs

So I’ve been staying up late because I have to do so for my shift. So last night I was up late and thought I’d sleep in until my alarm.....no. My neighbor was getting his lawn cut and they started at 7 and didn’t end until 9. Waking me up constantly because my room is front facing and I have 2 windows so my room just absorbs sound

I literally did everything I could to take out factors that might wake me up and make me tired as shit. But I can’t help myself from neighbors getting lawn cut. I genuinely wanted to run outside and tell them to fuck off and come back later WHEN PEOPLE ARENT SLEEPING

Since I haven’t eaten in 15.5 hours I’m not stopping and getting Waffle House To-Go

Nothing better then a bunch of hash browns that include egg, bacons and sausage

Oof

That's it

I'm cutting this god damn hippie hair

This is the last fucking time I'm going to clean the shower drain filter

The fucking stench

Those god damn lumps of long hair and greyblack goo

Lol

It’s not hippie hair it’s Viking hair @Deleted User

Hello everyone

How are you all today?

I'm doing laundry 😡

You are laundry

Just as I am bongo

I am going to take out the trash and make change laundry into tumbledryer now

I hate laundry

You hate yourself?

Your not high enough level in Daneposting to take me on with that sort of nonsense my friend

*bongoposting and yes I can because I’m 4 levels higher than you

Daneposting is a seperate thing from your discord level

Levels mean crap

It's your position in the bongo church that mean everything

rip

Lol

Men with long hair is disgusting

Get a fucking hair cut

I'm not interested in Americans, so I'll do what I do at my own pace

Okay girl

I'll still beat you in any sport

I only accept our ancestors for long hair. They went into battle with it styled in certain ways, fought with swords and battle axes. But we don’t do that anymore, long hair is now for women

Too bad I stopped playing sports

What the fuck did they do with their hair while they weren't in battle?

It's not like they grew it out an armslength overnight

You also have to ask yourself, why is it that men have short hair now. Who or what made that change

And is it because you associate long hair with neckbeard shut-ins?

Do you go into battle and fight for your life? No

Keeping it neat and well and not down like a faggot in drag, doesn't make you look like a girl

Long hair now represents hipsters, hippies

Keep your hair long like a girl and I’ll grab it

Nigger, they wore helmets, most likely their hair was cut prior to battle for that reason

And kept long otherwise

You're probably 4 feet tall, you couldn't grab my shins

Nibba I’m not 4 fucking feet tall

3 then

That’d make me a midget

I’m not

Clean midget 😎

I’m 1” tall

I’m ant man

That's it, this is going too far

As long as I don’t have to hear about smelly hair in a drain

I’ve never smelled it and I don’t wish to

Lucky you

Very

I can’t even imagine what it smells like because it is clean hair so why does it smell?

Those filters in the drain are really annoying though, they clog very easily and frequently, all so that I don't have to ever worry about getting a real clog in the drain, which will end up being a real problem

Because these clumps of hair does not just appear all at once, it accumulates over time, and with washed off filth and shampoo and pissing in the shower, it all eventually bakes itself into a nightmare for all the senses

Should probably get another filter, one that is a bit more generous in letting stuff get through

And no I will not cease pissing in the shower

I would sooner go bald

Which would also fix the worst of the filter problem anyway

Finally the two front war of bongo vs ren and Hal has shifted into a three way war as the odds are evened

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To war