Message from @Alpaca13
Discord ID: 578441483573788693
I’ve been driving the ambulance for 10 hours straight and I’m so fucking done with driving it. My legs and back are killing me.
Especially my fucking knees
I totes muh goats get ya
You've got the choice nothing and a crossbow
I'll pick the crossbow and whatever sharp object I can fit in my hand, in case I miss
Or well, you've got more choices than crossbows
But eat my boogers
Making me write replies putting me closer to lvl 25, which I don't want, I don't want to leave level 24 😩
crossbow?
what?
I assume Hal is trying to find someway to have a weapon for defense, or "reasons", since he lives in Denmark, so even the lowest power guns are a big no-no.
Even taser's and pepperspray are illegal in Denmark.
He has to throw poo at his enemies
Can’t outlaw poo
2 1/2 more hours to go!
quite honestly being high is great
I love being not high
I can function 100%, no impairments
g o o d f o r y o u teachers pet headass
*waits for the horde to descend upon him*
I bet it was fun 😢
O o f e r s
I think I just fell asleep sitting up right in the drivers chair lol
Oof try to get as much slep as possible my Biggs
So I’ve been staying up late because I have to do so for my shift. So last night I was up late and thought I’d sleep in until my alarm.....no. My neighbor was getting his lawn cut and they started at 7 and didn’t end until 9. Waking me up constantly because my room is front facing and I have 2 windows so my room just absorbs sound
I literally did everything I could to take out factors that might wake me up and make me tired as shit. But I can’t help myself from neighbors getting lawn cut. I genuinely wanted to run outside and tell them to fuck off and come back later WHEN PEOPLE ARENT SLEEPING
Since I haven’t eaten in 15.5 hours I’m not stopping and getting Waffle House To-Go
Nothing better then a bunch of hash browns that include egg, bacons and sausage
Oof
That's it
I'm cutting this god damn hippie hair
This is the last fucking time I'm going to clean the shower drain filter
The fucking stench
Those god damn lumps of long hair and greyblack goo
Lol
It’s not hippie hair it’s Viking hair @Deleted User
Hello everyone
How are you all today?
I'm doing laundry 😡