Message from @Alpaca13

Discord ID: 578614173764812823


2019-05-16 13:54:02 UTC  

How are you all today?

2019-05-16 14:03:01 UTC  

I'm doing laundry 😡

2019-05-16 14:19:53 UTC  

You are laundry

2019-05-16 14:20:37 UTC  

Just as I am bongo

2019-05-16 14:23:10 UTC  

I am going to take out the trash and make change laundry into tumbledryer now

2019-05-16 14:23:24 UTC  

I hate laundry

2019-05-16 14:24:25 UTC  

You hate yourself?

2019-05-16 14:45:00 UTC  

Your not high enough level in Daneposting to take me on with that sort of nonsense my friend

2019-05-16 14:49:06 UTC  

*bongoposting and yes I can because I’m 4 levels higher than you

2019-05-16 15:11:28 UTC  

Daneposting is a seperate thing from your discord level

2019-05-16 15:16:23 UTC  

Levels mean crap

2019-05-16 15:16:56 UTC  

It's your position in the bongo church that mean everything

2019-05-16 15:18:11 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/578602105934184448/Boob.png

2019-05-16 15:18:20 UTC  

rip

2019-05-16 15:22:28 UTC  

Lol

2019-05-16 16:03:40 UTC  

Men with long hair is disgusting

2019-05-16 16:03:43 UTC  

Get a fucking hair cut

2019-05-16 16:05:01 UTC  

I'm not interested in Americans, so I'll do what I do at my own pace

2019-05-16 16:05:13 UTC  

Okay girl

2019-05-16 16:05:35 UTC  

I'll still beat you in any sport

2019-05-16 16:06:09 UTC  

I only accept our ancestors for long hair. They went into battle with it styled in certain ways, fought with swords and battle axes. But we don’t do that anymore, long hair is now for women

2019-05-16 16:06:17 UTC  

Too bad I stopped playing sports

2019-05-16 16:06:37 UTC  

What the fuck did they do with their hair while they weren't in battle?

2019-05-16 16:06:50 UTC  

It's not like they grew it out an armslength overnight

2019-05-16 16:07:20 UTC  

You also have to ask yourself, why is it that men have short hair now. Who or what made that change

2019-05-16 16:07:49 UTC  

And is it because you associate long hair with neckbeard shut-ins?

2019-05-16 16:08:19 UTC  

Do you go into battle and fight for your life? No

2019-05-16 16:08:36 UTC  

Keeping it neat and well and not down like a faggot in drag, doesn't make you look like a girl

2019-05-16 16:08:55 UTC  

Long hair now represents hipsters, hippies

2019-05-16 16:09:11 UTC  

Keep your hair long like a girl and I’ll grab it

2019-05-16 16:09:15 UTC  

Nigger, they wore helmets, most likely their hair was cut prior to battle for that reason

2019-05-16 16:09:18 UTC  

And kept long otherwise

2019-05-16 16:09:44 UTC  

You're probably 4 feet tall, you couldn't grab my shins

2019-05-16 16:09:58 UTC  

Nibba I’m not 4 fucking feet tall

2019-05-16 16:10:02 UTC  

3 then

2019-05-16 16:10:06 UTC  

That’d make me a midget

2019-05-16 16:10:09 UTC  

I’m not

2019-05-16 16:10:17 UTC  

Clean midget 😎

2019-05-16 16:10:26 UTC  

I’m 1” tall

2019-05-16 16:10:34 UTC  

I’m ant man

2019-05-16 16:10:52 UTC  

That's it, this is going too far