i see

I thought he was asking if I had hair on my penis

maybe but its more likely he meant a hundred random things without realizing it himself

ha. Reminds me of Kurtz in Apocalypse Now

Just watched it last night

for the first time too

how old are you?

ah phalanxman

i cant believe you havent seen it sooner

26

It's been so long

been working a lot

no energy

ugh

drive 3 hours daily for commute

dead

finally found abode but waiting on my parole officer to approve it

oof

@Deleted User crossbows also take too long to load

I’ve been driving the ambulance for 10 hours straight and I’m so fucking done with driving it. My legs and back are killing me.

Especially my fucking knees

I totes muh goats get ya

You've got the choice nothing and a crossbow

I'll pick the crossbow and whatever sharp object I can fit in my hand, in case I miss

Or well, you've got more choices than crossbows

But eat my boogers

Making me write replies putting me closer to lvl 25, which I don't want, I don't want to leave level 24 😩

crossbow?

what?

I assume Hal is trying to find someway to have a weapon for defense, or "reasons", since he lives in Denmark, so even the lowest power guns are a big no-no.

Even taser's and pepperspray are illegal in Denmark.

He has to throw poo at his enemies

Can’t outlaw poo

2 1/2 more hours to go!

quite honestly being high is great

I love being not high

I can function 100%, no impairments

g o o d f o r y o u teachers pet headass

*waits for the horde to descend upon him*

My friend just ran the call of a gun shot wound

I bet it was fun 😢