**Jajajaja**: In [spanish] the "j" sounds like an "h" so [its like] "hahahaha" but spelled the spanish kind of way "[jajajaja]".
*Person A, Person B

A: *tells [joke]*
B: LOL!! Jajajaja!
A: [Yay]! [I'm funny]!*
*(<http://jajajaja.urbanup.com/1731925>)* *2 more results*

Hmph

I like literally pronouncing ja

Instead of ha

!credits

t!credits

💳 | **.𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓮𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓭**, **you have a balance of 💴 36106 credits!**

t!slots

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**.𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓮𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓭** used **1** credit(s) and lost everything.

t!credits

💳 | **-Joe**, **you have a balance of 💴 11995 credits!**

Peasants

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💳 | **crownless**, **you have a balance of 💴 422 credits!**

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💳 | **The89thOptimist**, **you have a balance of 💴 22481 credits!**

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💳 | **Nyoki**, **you have a balance of 💴 1576 credits!**

I had 20k credits and I wasted them

<:sadcat:511590629856378901>

Need to keep dat old money

It's not like they matter

-define old money

**Old money**: Families that have been affluent for several decades (in America) or several centuries (in Europe).

[Old money] families in the U.S. are often WASPs. They have a very distinctive style that includes brands such as Lilly Pulitzer and Eliza B. Their children go to generally East Coast prep schools such as [St. Pauls], Exeter, Choate, Andover and so forth. They summer in places like [Bar Harbor], Nantucket, South Hampton, the Vineyard, etc.

In Europe, [old money] is synonymous with aristocracy. Dukes, counts, marquis etc. and their relatives. In France, Spain, and Italy they are typically Catholic and own hunting estates, and summer and ski in the same places. Their children go to Catholic schools, which can be in some cases single-sex.

P.S: Another person mentioned Paris Hilton as old money. This is not so as Paris' grandfather was the one to become rich, which means they are still very much [new money]. In fact, her attitude and attire probably [epitomize] new money.
*As I walked down the street in the 16 arrondissement of Paris, I saw this group of sixteen year olds who were dressed in a very elegant and subdued way and looked like they had just gone hunting. They were decidedly old money.

The traditional American [preppy style] is much flashier than the old money [European style], as all Americans are [new money] compared to European nobility.*
*(<http://old-money.urbanup.com/5738457>)* *9 more results*

we want our credits <a:REE:534345404687450113>

-define meme lines

**Memes**: [The cure] of [depression]
*“Memes [cured] my [depression]”*
*(<http://memes.urbanup.com/12939928>)* *9 more results*

-define give credits

**Give credit**: When you don’t like [the bitch] but you [compliment] them on [whatever] they doing good on or when they trying to better themselves🤪
*[Y’all] butches seriously need to know when to [give credit] like it’s [not that] hard😒🤷🏽 ♀️*
*(<http://give-credit.urbanup.com/12391209>)* *9 more results*

-define memeline

No result :(

-define depression

**depression**: The worst emotion you could ever feel. Every day becomes a living hell and [you wonder] if you have a purpose on this earth and why you should even be alive anyway. Depression will cause you to be on the edge of tears every minute of the day, and you eventually just stop caring about everything. Relationships suffer, friendships end, and suddenly you feel alone and there's no one but depression to keep you company. Sometimes depression is mistaken for [melodrama], and the person who you think is crying for attention is actually screaming on the inside. [Depressed people] wish they could end the agony, but can't because there aren't many alternatives.
Depression usually doesn't have just one cause. It's a whole load of little problems that [pile up] after an unspecific length of time(depending on the problems, and how long you've kept your feelings [bottled] up inside) and eventually grow to become unbearable. You feel trapped and you want out but there's no way out, and every single simple everyday task like waking up and going to school becomes futile in your mind.
*Just as I was reading these definitions for the same word, there were [tears] [rolling] down [my face]. Looks like I've got depression again. This is pathetic.*
*(<http://depression.urbanup.com/5681073>)* *9 more results*

-define Ta

**TA**: A slang word for Thanks.

The word is a result of the heavy Danish influence on the English language. Most people do not realize that the English language roots are really Danish or Jutland. Equiped with this knowledge this word is easy to decipher.

The Danish word for Thanks is [tak]. In Scotland and [upper England] it was common to [drop the k] at the end because of the way words were pronounced during the time of old English and Middle English. Hence the slang word "Ta" which should actually be pronounced "TA-k" but over time became "Ta" is really [Tak] meaning "Thanks"

*Person One: I will give you [a ride] to the [post office] to get your check.

Person Two: [Ta]*
*(<http://ta.urbanup.com/1451748>)* *9 more results*

-define isis

**ISIS**: Some group of jihad [sandniggers] who [behead] Japanese people and masturbate to [goat porn].
*[ALLAHU AKBAR]! [HAIL HYDRA]! [ISLAMIC STATE] OF IRAQ AND SYRIA! - That's the typical ISIS chant.*
*(<http://isis.urbanup.com/8101108>)* *9 more results*

-define trade analysis

**Analysis**: Analysis is the process of [breaking] a [complex] [topic] or substance into smaller parts.

It has nothing to do with a disease of the anal.
*The [analysis] of [the man] [led] to many discoveries.*
*(<http://analysis.urbanup.com/4350368>)* *9 more results*

-define Richard heart

**Richard**: [Heart of gold]. He is extremely kind and always [compassionate]. Puts others first before himself, but still manages to have a thoughtful opinion and holds true to his beliefs. The best boyfriend a girl could ever ask for. Beautiful eyes, great body, FANTASTIC hair, [impeccably] dressed. Extremely intelligent. Knows so much about the world and the people around him. Could talk to him for hours about nothing. Very mature for his age. He knows what he wants and how to get it. Someone you will always want to have by your side-- your life will change once you meet him.
*[Im] [so in love] with Richard Erlandson.*
*(<http://richard.urbanup.com/11808702>)* *9 more results*

-define goat

**goat**: [Greatest]
Of
All
Time

(like [tight], [the best])
*Those [shoes] are [G.o.a.t].*
*(<http://goat.urbanup.com/429476>)* *9 more results*

-define juhan

No result :(

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-define klen

**KLeN**: [Maker] of [high quality] [eco friendly] socks, underwear and undershirts. All items are based on fashion, function and environmentally friendly materials.
*Yo man, I just got the sweetest pair of KLeN [underwear]...so soft I want to [rub] them on [my face].*
*(<http://klen.urbanup.com/4244964>)* *5 more results*

-define Jihan wu

**Jihane**: Jihane or [Jih]ène (pronouncing the letter H) is an Arabic name and [Persian]. This name (جيهان) signifies life on earth and it is common in all Arab countries especially [Egypt]. Formerly, in the classical Arabic language, it has been used with the pronunciation جيهان ([Ja]ïhaen). This word probably borrowed from the Persian language could also be linked to various other Arabic words with the root JHN:

young
closer
color of the sky towards the end of the night.

In the Persian language, the word [jahan] (جهان), also used as a surname, means world or universe. Poetically, the Persian origin of the name might evoke the magnificence, the splendor and [majesty] that surrounds us.
*[Persian] [French] Jihane*
*(<http://jihane.urbanup.com/4659952>)* *9 more results*

-define allah

**Allah**: The [Arabic] word for [God]. Not only the [Islamic] God, but any God.
*[Oh] Allah [help me].*
*(<http://allah.urbanup.com/11692275>)* *9 more results*

-define bca

**BCA**: A magnet school in NJ that fucks you over when you realize you work your ass off for four years, but still aren't going to get into an IVY bc the kid right next to you is on the U.S. Team for the 36th International Chemistry Olympiad. But thats just ONE example... I could just [ramble on] and on........competition is [cut-throat], resulting in a serious case of [Senioritis] and burn out.
*A senior at Bergen County Academies, [Hackensack], he placed first in the Mandelbrot Math Competition; placed first at [the New Jersey] Regional [Science Fair]; and his team placed first in the New Jersey Science League competition in chemistry.*
*(<http://bca.urbanup.com/1145866>)* *9 more results*

-define bcash

**bcash**: An [alternative] name for [bitcoin cash], often used to disassociate it from [Bitcoin].
*Person 1: [Bcash] surged in price after [Roger Ver] appeared on the Tom Woods show.
Person 2: Don't you mean [Bitcoin Cash]?
Person 1: No, [bcash] isn't Bitcoin.*
*(<http://bcash.urbanup.com/12163068>)*

-define cia

**CIA**: The [pleasurable] practice of [ass fucking] [to completion]; hence - Cum In Ass
*Chongo: "So how was your GFE last night?"
Mono: "That ho let me do both the CIA and [CIM] to her! I guess you can say I [ATM'd] her! You should try it, but be warned, [YMMV]!"*
*(<http://cia.urbanup.com/1013674>)* *9 more results*

-define roger ver

**roger ver**: To [request] that the [accurate] but [defamatory] definition of ones' self be removed.
*[Dagnabit]! Somebody accurately defined me on Urban Dictionary as a person that draws attention to his "charitable" acts! I'd better use my vast wealth and [resources] to roger ver that [ASAP]!*
*(<http://roger-ver.urbanup.com/13368632>)* *9 more results*

Wtf

Did roger

Really do thag

Who

That

Be

-define charlie sheen

Old school btc guy

Hes fucking retarded

-define harvey weinstein

**Charlie Sheen**: [Winning].
*Charlie Sheen.*
*(<http://charlie-sheen.urbanup.com/5704588>)* *9 more results*

**Harvey Weinstein**: [Jacking off] in to a [potted plant] while your partner (usually [unwilling]) looks on in horror.
*I told that [pervert] no so he [Harvey Weinsteined] my [palm tree] instead!*
*(<http://harvey-weinstein.urbanup.com/12077543>)* *9 more results*

-define trump

**trump**: (noun)the Japanese word for [playing cards]. Used either by [Wapanese] [speakers] or in Japan.

*wapanese_nerd: wanna [come over] and play trump?
inuyasha9182:sure! i've got new [naruto] based [cards]*
*(<http://trump.urbanup.com/2477795>)* *9 more results*

-define hillary clinton

**Hillary Clinton**: A special served at [KFC] consisting of 2 fat thighs, 2 [small breasts], and a [left wing].
*I ordered [the Hillary Clinton] for lunch today and now I've got a severe case of [the bubble] [guts]!*
*(<http://hillary-clinton.urbanup.com/10969890>)* *9 more results*

Lmao

-define bernie sanders

**Bernie Sanders**: Old rich white man in the democratic party. He's about to give Hillary the fucking of her lifetime. (No offense, Bill).
Also [second cousin] to poultry [mogul] Colonel [Harland Sanders].
*Wait, what? Bernie Sanders is a [democrat]? But [democrats] are supposed to hate old rich [white men].*
*(<http://bernie-sanders.urbanup.com/8529569>)* *9 more results*

Roger lols

-define lime disease

**Lime disease**: [The hang] over that results from drinking any beer or otherwise alcoholic that is [served] with a [lime].
*Man I was [wrecked] last night. Now I've got Lime disease.

Too many [Coronas], [huh]? *
*(<http://lime-disease.urbanup.com/3905784>)* *9 more results*

-define donald trump

**Donald Trump**: He doesn't like [China] because they [actually] have a [great wall]
*Can someone tell Donald Trump that the [Chinese] already beat him the "[wall]" [idea]?*
*(<http://donald-trump.urbanup.com/13230910>)* *9 more results*

-define grill

**grill**: What [nerdy] [virgins] [call] a girl.
**Watches [tourney] on Twitch*
*Camera [pans] to crowd*
*Girl on camera*
Entire chat: GRILL, [HOT GRILL], etc.*
*(<http://grill.urbanup.com/8317346>)* *9 more results*

-define coffin

**coffin**: Like a [casket] but having 6 [sides] instead of 4. Where we all end up one day. AKA a [pine box].
*a coffin is [the worst] [place] for people who are [claustrophobic].*
*(<http://coffin.urbanup.com/1222276>)* *9 more results*

t!rank

📝 | **Server rank card for Nyoki**

-define chad

**chad**: The region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an [erogenous zone] for some.

Girl: I was fingering [that part] between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening [remained] silent but later laughed among themselves:

'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'
*When you measure your dick, you don't start at the [arse hole] and include [the chad]; you risk getting shit on your measuring [tape].*
*(<http://chad.urbanup.com/13465142>)* *9 more results*

$av @-Joe

need a better pic ❤

-define 27th

**27TH base**: Taking 7 males, and going into the Russian [zero gravity] aircraft ([vomit comet]). Seven virgins should also be present. Then engaging in bisexual intercourse with all those involved simultaneously - usually involves having new holes torn in the muscle of your anus to [accommodate] males.
*Dude #1: Wow....
Dude #2: What....
Dude #1: Someone found a new base so uploaded it [to Urban] Dictionary.
Dude #2: [OMMFG]. Do they not already have...
Dude #1: Yeah.... [26].
Dude #2: Yeah. Someone went to 27TH base*
*(<http://27th-base.urbanup.com/2951317>)* *7 more results*

$av @crownless

it's so cute