Message from @Normal Man

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2019-03-01 09:59:13 UTC  

-define trump

2019-03-01 09:59:13 UTC  

**trump**: (noun)the Japanese word for [playing cards]. Used either by [Wapanese] [speakers] or in Japan.

*wapanese_nerd: wanna [come over] and play trump?
inuyasha9182:sure! i've got new [naruto] based [cards]*
*(<http://trump.urbanup.com/2477795>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 09:59:42 UTC  

-define hillary clinton

2019-03-01 09:59:42 UTC  

**Hillary Clinton**: A special served at [KFC] consisting of 2 fat thighs, 2 [small breasts], and a [left wing].
*I ordered [the Hillary Clinton] for lunch today and now I've got a severe case of [the bubble] [guts]!*
*(<http://hillary-clinton.urbanup.com/10969890>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 09:59:51 UTC  

Lmao

2019-03-01 10:00:06 UTC  

-define bernie sanders

2019-03-01 10:00:07 UTC  

**Bernie Sanders**: Old rich white man in the democratic party. He's about to give Hillary the fucking of her lifetime. (No offense, Bill).
Also [second cousin] to poultry [mogul] Colonel [Harland Sanders].
*Wait, what? Bernie Sanders is a [democrat]? But [democrats] are supposed to hate old rich [white men].*
*(<http://bernie-sanders.urbanup.com/8529569>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 10:00:17 UTC  

Roger lols

2019-03-01 10:00:35 UTC  

-define lime disease

2019-03-01 10:00:35 UTC  

**Lime disease**: [The hang] over that results from drinking any beer or otherwise alcoholic that is [served] with a [lime].
*Man I was [wrecked] last night. Now I've got Lime disease.

Too many [Coronas], [huh]? *
*(<http://lime-disease.urbanup.com/3905784>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 10:00:49 UTC  

-define donald trump

2019-03-01 10:00:49 UTC  

**Donald Trump**: He doesn't like [China] because they [actually] have a [great wall]
*Can someone tell Donald Trump that the [Chinese] already beat him the "[wall]" [idea]?*
*(<http://donald-trump.urbanup.com/13230910>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 10:03:07 UTC  

-define grill

2019-03-01 10:03:07 UTC  

**grill**: What [nerdy] [virgins] [call] a girl.
**Watches [tourney] on Twitch*
*Camera [pans] to crowd*
*Girl on camera*
Entire chat: GRILL, [HOT GRILL], etc.*
*(<http://grill.urbanup.com/8317346>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 10:03:23 UTC  

-define coffin

2019-03-01 10:03:23 UTC  

**coffin**: Like a [casket] but having 6 [sides] instead of 4. Where we all end up one day. AKA a [pine box].
*a coffin is [the worst] [place] for people who are [claustrophobic].*
*(<http://coffin.urbanup.com/1222276>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 10:03:37 UTC  

t!rank

2019-03-01 10:03:37 UTC  

📝 | **Server rank card for Nyoki**

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/550976144241983508/550981463676289034/rank.png

2019-03-01 10:03:41 UTC  

-define chad

2019-03-01 10:03:41 UTC  

**chad**: The region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an [erogenous zone] for some.

Girl: I was fingering [that part] between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening [remained] silent but later laughed among themselves:

'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'
*When you measure your dick, you don't start at the [arse hole] and include [the chad]; you risk getting shit on your measuring [tape].*
*(<http://chad.urbanup.com/13465142>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 10:03:54 UTC  

$av @-Joe

2019-03-01 10:03:54 UTC  

2019-03-01 10:04:10 UTC  

need a better pic ❤

2019-03-01 10:04:15 UTC  

-define 27th

2019-03-01 10:04:15 UTC  

**27TH base**: Taking 7 males, and going into the Russian [zero gravity] aircraft ([vomit comet]). Seven virgins should also be present. Then engaging in bisexual intercourse with all those involved simultaneously - usually involves having new holes torn in the muscle of your anus to [accommodate] males.
*Dude #1: Wow....
Dude #2: What....
Dude #1: Someone found a new base so uploaded it [to Urban] Dictionary.
Dude #2: [OMMFG]. Do they not already have...
Dude #1: Yeah.... [26].
Dude #2: Yeah. Someone went to 27TH base*
*(<http://27th-base.urbanup.com/2951317>)* *7 more results*

2019-03-01 10:04:20 UTC  
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2019-03-01 10:04:31 UTC  

it's so cute

2019-03-01 10:04:47 UTC  

Very cu te

2019-03-01 10:04:50 UTC  

-define 24th

2019-03-01 10:04:50 UTC  

**24th base**: [Picking up] a random person on the side of the street, [raping] them, and then having them [enjoy it]. therefore not considered rape afterwards.
*Guy: Hey, I got to 24th base.
Guys friend: [Sooo]...how [did that] [work out] for you?
Guy: yeah, I'm meeting her tomorrow...*
*(<http://24th-base.urbanup.com/2378842>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 10:05:14 UTC  

-define fiddle

2019-03-01 10:05:14 UTC  

**fiddle**: Someone who is [easily tricked] or manipulated (or rather, played) by others. Usually too nice for their own good. Derived from the phrase "[playing someone] like [a fiddle]"
*That guy is such a fiddle, [next thing] [you know] everyone will be [taking advantage] of him.*
*(<http://fiddle.urbanup.com/7820112>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 10:05:16 UTC  

-define no base

2019-03-01 10:05:16 UTC  

**basing**: Doing [base] ([rock cocaine])
*Lucky: Have you been basing?
[Angel]: I haven't been doing shit!

- [Poetic Justice]*
*(<http://basing.urbanup.com/2459168>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 10:05:41 UTC  

-define mexico

2019-03-01 10:05:41 UTC  

**mexico**: A term used for [street racing], since street racing is illegal in the United States. Usually on YouTube videos, before anyone does some dumb shit with a vehicle, (street racing, [hooning], drifting, [burnouts], etc) they'll make a random comment about being in "mexico" so that the actions in the video aren't "illegal"
*"[Cleetus], what's with the chips and [guac] in the 'Vette?
Cleetus: "What the Hell you think? We're [goin'] to Mexico tonight"*
*(<http://mexico.urbanup.com/8877543>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 10:05:48 UTC  

-define philly

2019-03-01 10:05:48 UTC  

**Philly**: A Philly guy is on a whole other level of life. He’s beyond extra, he’s [extra extra] [for no reason]. Needs no one’s approval. He’ll always [show up] to show out!!
*Did you see [that man] over there?

I sure did! [That dude] was so Philly, man did you see that [coat]?*
*(<http://philly.urbanup.com/13575160>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 10:06:11 UTC  

-define coat

2019-03-01 10:06:11 UTC  

**COAT**: [CUNT OF A THING]
When someone/[something] has really [annoyed] you.
*"[My word] he's/she's a COAT!"
"God this [job] is [a fucking] COAT"*
*(<http://coat.urbanup.com/1458445>)* *9 more results*