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-define 24th
**24th base**: [Picking up] a random person on the side of the street, [raping] them, and then having them [enjoy it]. therefore not considered rape afterwards.
*Guy: Hey, I got to 24th base.
Guys friend: [Sooo]...how [did that] [work out] for you?
Guy: yeah, I'm meeting her tomorrow...*
*(<http://24th-base.urbanup.com/2378842>)* *9 more results*
-define fiddle
**fiddle**: Someone who is [easily tricked] or manipulated (or rather, played) by others. Usually too nice for their own good. Derived from the phrase "[playing someone] like [a fiddle]"
*That guy is such a fiddle, [next thing] [you know] everyone will be [taking advantage] of him.*
*(<http://fiddle.urbanup.com/7820112>)* *9 more results*
-define no base
**basing**: Doing [base] ([rock cocaine])
*Lucky: Have you been basing?
[Angel]: I haven't been doing shit!
- [Poetic Justice]*
*(<http://basing.urbanup.com/2459168>)* *9 more results*
-define mexico
**mexico**: A term used for [street racing], since street racing is illegal in the United States. Usually on YouTube videos, before anyone does some dumb shit with a vehicle, (street racing, [hooning], drifting, [burnouts], etc) they'll make a random comment about being in "mexico" so that the actions in the video aren't "illegal"
*"[Cleetus], what's with the chips and [guac] in the 'Vette?
Cleetus: "What the Hell you think? We're [goin'] to Mexico tonight"*
*(<http://mexico.urbanup.com/8877543>)* *9 more results*
-define philly
**Philly**: A Philly guy is on a whole other level of life. Heโs beyond extra, heโs [extra extra] [for no reason]. Needs no oneโs approval. Heโll always [show up] to show out!!
*Did you see [that man] over there?
I sure did! [That dude] was so Philly, man did you see that [coat]?*
*(<http://philly.urbanup.com/13575160>)* *9 more results*
-define coat
**COAT**: [CUNT OF A THING]
When someone/[something] has really [annoyed] you.
*"[My word] he's/she's a COAT!"
"God this [job] is [a fucking] COAT"*
*(<http://coat.urbanup.com/1458445>)* *9 more results*
-define shoe
**Shoe**: A person that is [still] [in the closet], like a [shoe].
*Is he [gay]?
[Idk] probably I think he's a [shoe].*
*(<http://shoe.urbanup.com/10387376>)* *9 more results*
-define Arizona
**arizona**: Arizona - It's the devil's playground
The devil wanted a place on earth, sort of a summer home, a place to spend his vacation, whenever he wanted to roam.
So he picked out Arizona, a place both wretched and rough, where the climate was to his liking, and the cowboys hardened and tough.
He dried up the lakes in the valley, then burned and scorched it all, He dried up the streams in the canyons, and ordered [no rain] to fall.
Then over this barren desert, he transplanted shrubs from Hell, [the cactus] thistle and [prickly pear], the climate suited them well.
Now the home was much to his liking, but animal life he had none, so he created crawling creatures, that all mankind would shun.
First he made [the rattlesnake], with its forked poisonous tongue, taught it to strike and rattle, and how to shallow its young.
Then he made scorpions and lizards, and the ugly old horned toad, he placed spiders of every description, [under the rocks] by the side of the road.
Then he ordered the sun to shine hotter, hotter and hotter still, until even the cactus wilted, and the old horned toads looked ill.
Then he gazed on his earthly kingdom, as any creator would, he chuckled a little, rolled up his sleeves, and admitted it was good.
T'was summer now and Satan, [lay by] a prickly pear to rest, the sweat rolled off his sweaty brow, so he took off his coat and vest.
"By golly", he finally [panted], "I did my job to well, I'm going back to where I came from, Arizona is hotter than hell!"
*It doesn't get any [better] than [Arizona] :).*
*(<http://arizona.urbanup.com/1822360>)* *9 more results*
-defind yuma
t!commands
```rb
`Standard Commands List`
```
Use `t!help [command]` to get more info on a specific command, for example: `t!help rank`
**1. Core - **`help` `invite` `leveledroles` `ping` `selfroles` `support`
**2. Social - **`dailies` `played` `profile` `rank` `reputation` `setinfo` `top`
**3. Fun - **`8ball` `cah` `cat` `catfacts` `choose` `coin` `cookie` `dice` `dog` `dogfacts` `fishy` `fortune` `numberfacts` `psychopass` `reverse` `rps` `slots` `tags` `tatsugotchi`
**4. Economy - **`credits` `points`
**5. Utilities - **`color` `converter` `crypto` `google` `image` `lotto` `math` `stocks` `strawpoll` `vote` `wiki` `youtube`
**6. Information - **`avatar` `botlist` `shared` `usage`
**8. Memes - **`beautiful` `hackerman`
```pl
# Don't include the example brackets when using commands!
# To view mod commands, use t@help
```
-define yuma
**Yuma**: a name used in [american indian] culture meaning "[son of a] chief", he can tend to be very good looking, strong, intelligent and a [charmer].
*[damn] that [yuma] is [sexy]*
*(<http://yuma.urbanup.com/6075120>)* *9 more results*
-define shekel
**shekel**: [Israeli] Currency.
as of [July] 2005, worth about 1:[4.5] of a US dollar.
*"a [bubble gum] for a shekel?? [thats] [robbery]!"*
*(<http://shekel.urbanup.com/1392077>)* *9 more results*
-define 310
**310**: Area code for the westside of Los Angeles. Santa Monica, Venice, [Mar Vista], Marina, [Culver City], Compton, Malibu, Torrance, Gardena, Westchester, and West L.A. The [wicked side] of town. The awesome side of town. The cool side of town.
*I'm from 310.*
*(<http://310.urbanup.com/6233865>)* *7 more results*
t!numberfacts
๐ข | **Nyoki**, 150000000 is the number of items held in the British Library.
-define 310 to yuma
**310**: Area code for the westside of Los Angeles. Santa Monica, Venice, [Mar Vista], Marina, [Culver City], Compton, Malibu, Torrance, Gardena, Westchester, and West L.A. The [wicked side] of town. The awesome side of town. The cool side of town.
*I'm from 310.*
*(<http://310.urbanup.com/6233865>)* *9 more results*
-define vaccines
**vaccinate**: 1. To give a [vaccine].
2. [Argentinian] slang, used a lot by [Maradona], which roughly translate to "fuck", in both senses of the word.
*1. I got a flu [vaccine] and now I probably won't get the flu.
2. Some stupid goalkeeper called [Maradona] fat before a game, so he [vaccinated] (scored against) him 4 times. He then probably went home and vaccinated (fucked) several women.*
*(<http://vaccinate.urbanup.com/2451792>)* *9 more results*
-define California
**california**: A state where it takes an hour to get from [the beach] to the [snowcapped] [mountains].
*What did you do today in california?
I [surfed] and went [snowboarding]
[SICK]!*
*(<http://california.urbanup.com/1444557>)* *9 more results*
-define eugene oregon
**Eugene**: A [cringeworthy] individual who is known for his [school shooting] activities and can usually be found wearing a [trench coat] and/or a fedora.
*When Eugene reaches into his [backpack] [you know it's] time to [run].*
*(<http://eugene.urbanup.com/9475023>)* *9 more results*
Lmao
-define eugeneoregon
No result :(
-define new jersey
**New Jersey**: NJ is summed up in this quote.
"I am from NJ. I curse... a lot. I say "yo", and I say it often. I never had school on [Rosh Hashanah] or [Yom Kippur]. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin' roll with a hole in the middle. [I judge] people by what exit they get off the parkway. I can navigate a circle--with attitude. All good nights must end at a diner--preferably with cheese fries. It's a sub, not a hoagie or, worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words... "mother fucker." I don't go to the beach, I go down the shore. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. Yes, I drink [cawfee]. I know that 65mph really means 80. I've always lived within 10 minutes of a mall. When someone [cuts me] off, they get the horn AND the finger. And they expect it. I am from New Jersey, and damn proud of it."
~author unknown
*The [writers] of [Harold and Kumar go to White Castle] were from [Randolph], a stereotypical suburban New Jersey town.*
*(<http://new-jersey.urbanup.com/910050>)* *9 more results*
-define oregon
**Oregon**: [Wonderland]. [Eden]. [Serenity]. Clean. Natural. Unruined. Green. Peaceful.
Dont visit we don't want you.
*[Dont] visit we don't [want] you.*
*(<http://oregon.urbanup.com/418791>)* *9 more results*
t!rps
<:no:390511503238758400> | **Nyoki**, the correct usage is: `t!rps [rock/paper/scissors]`
โซ | e.g. `t!rps rock`
โซ | Get more help using `t!help rps`
-define Portland
**Portland**: Portland is the largest city in Oregon and is located in the
northwestern part of the state, directly across the Columbia River from Washington.
Portland is known for its liberal politics, its many parks, independent music, independent businesses and its proximity to the Columbia River Gorge, the Cascades (Mt. Hood in particular), and the Pacific coast. Its nicknames include the City of Roses, [Bridgetown], [Stumptown] and PDX (after the city's airport).
The city is divided into "quadrants" (there are actually 5 sections) north and south by Burnside St. and east and west by the [Willamette River]. North Portland is located norht of downtown, but east of the river which curves westward at that point.
Some well-known musicians from Portland include the Dandy Warhols, the Decemberists, Lifesavas, [Sleater-Kinney], the Mooney Suzuki, Elliott Smith, the Shins, Stars of Track and Field, and Pink Martini. Famous authors from Portland include Chuck Palhniuk, Beverly Cleary, Ursula K. Leguin and Katherine Dunne.
*Portland is located in the [Willamette River] [Valley].*
*(<http://portland.urbanup.com/1994204>)* *9 more results*
t!rps paper
I'm choosing **Rock**! ๐ **PAPER** wins!
-define boise
**Boise**: b-town is a [land of plenty]. it's got north-western heart and activty galore. the moutains are your idaho playground. most cars have ski, kayak or bike racks because people are all about being a part of their environment. [boise] is comfortable, yet always advancing into the big city it might one day be. boise people are welcome to each new cultural event or downtown festival that brings us a little closer to metropolitan-life. in driving outside the central area, one finds a peaceful country existence juxtaposed with newly developed [subdivisions]. it retains farming community charm while presenting the good and bad that comes with growth. boise is perfect-move here. you will be happy.
*boiseans [play] [frisbee golf] with great [passion] *
*(<http://boise.urbanup.com/1464772>)* *9 more results*
-define australia
**Australia**: Happy, down to earth people, very laid back ([Perth] especially, Sydney not so much, but still laid back compared to the rest of the world), great health care system, gorgeous beaches, nice cities, cute towns. Though those accents you hear in movies are totally over-the-top (e.g. [Crocodile Dundee] style accents). The accent varies from the East Coast to the West Coast ([East Coast accent] is stronger). Has the best junk food (i always thought America did til I actually went their), we have WAY more many [flavours] of potato chips and chocolate is nicer and more flavours. We love our sports, not all of us, but most for sure.
Ok now for the down-side of Australia....it gets hot in summer! 40C (104F) is not uncommon (even higher sometimes, but most [Aussies] enjoy summer and go to the beach a lot. Most places don't get snow and the places that do the snow isn't as good as overseas snow, the people that live there will probably disagree. We don't have heaps of international movies and entertainment been made here except for Australian productions and tv. We don't have as many free-to-air TV channels, but we have enough so we're not couch potatoes. We get made out to other countries like we're bush weirdos with bad accents, which annoys just about every Aussie I know. No other country can do our accent right, do you how many times me and my family & friends [crack up] laughing in 'Lost' when people do fake accents (they sound awful!!!), Emily (because she is an Aussie) is the only one who really sounds like us. People also think we're just beach and bush....so not true...we do have big cities with good shopping.
Overall though the [upside] [definetely] outweighs the [lows]. I love it here and would never live anywhere else, though I do love other countries, but Australia is definetely my [fave] and my home.
*Best holiday city: Gold Coast (great shopping, theme parks and nice beaches, quite crowded though)
Best [old style] city: Melbourne (well no other city looks as old style, good night life there)
Best sightseeing city: Sydney ([Sydney harbour] and the SH bridge, [Opera House], great shopping also)
[Best city] to live: Perth (Has the best beaches in Australia (though Gold Coasters will claim this), good shopping, prettiest city, good nightlife and relaxed atmosphere)
Best city to see natural beauty: Darwin (though the city is not so nice looking the places surrounding the city are gorgeous, such as springs and tropical settings) Beware of the lakes with [crocodiles]...
Best city to be bored in: Canberra (well I haven't been there so maybe I shouldn't mock it, but everyone I know who's lived there and moved says how boring it is....but hey my mum liked it)...the Capital of Australia
Best city if you want a city not too big but big enough: Adelaide, a nice city, reasonable size, good shopping.
Ok now that leaves me with just Brisbane and [Hobart]...
well Hobart let's see....
I can't really say what to give both of them as I've only drivin through Brisbane and I've never been to Hobart....but I'm sure they're both nice
*
*(<http://australia.urbanup.com/1528098>)* *9 more results*
-define big bear
**Big Bear**: A strong beer [coming in] [40 oz] bottles. Cheap and tasty, perfect for getting [the job] done.
*I went [camping] the other weekend and just brought up a [cooler] of big [bears], they kept me going all weekend.*
*(<http://big-bear.urbanup.com/2421558>)* *9 more results*
-define sheeple
**Sheeple**: People unable to think for themselves. [Followers]. [Lemmings]. Those with no [cognitive] ablilities of their own.
*All [the teens] were wearing [bell-bottoms] because they were [sheeple].*
*(<http://sheeple.urbanup.com/274137>)* *9 more results*
-define bigbear California
**BigBear**: [Short term] over a very [serious] Aussy. One that doesn't see the funny side [of life].
*[Aaron]:<joke about [santa]>
BigBear:i dont believe in santa
BigBear:as a kid [i never] believed in him
Aaron:it was a joke..*
*(<http://bigbear.urbanup.com/3606573>)* *9 more results*
t!weather bigbear
t!coin
t!coin tales
t!weather big bear
t!google big bear california
<:no:390511503238758400> | **.๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ฑ๐ช๐ญ**, your search resulted in an error.
Is that even a real command
t!google sex
<:no:390511503238758400> | **.๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ฑ๐ช๐ญ**, your search resulted in an error.
hmmm
may have it off
<:no:390511503238758400> | **Nyoki**, your search resulted in an error.
Big bear is a cool place though
t!help
```rb
`Standard Commands List`
```
Use `t!help [command]` to get more info on a specific command, for example: `t!help rank`
**1. Core - **`help` `invite` `leveledroles` `ping` `selfroles` `support`
**2. Social - **`dailies` `played` `profile` `rank` `reputation` `setinfo` `top`
**3. Fun - **`8ball` `cah` `cat` `catfacts` `choose` `coin` `cookie` `dice` `dog` `dogfacts` `fishy` `fortune` `numberfacts` `psychopass` `reverse` `rps` `slots` `tags` `tatsugotchi`
**4. Economy - **`credits` `points`
**5. Utilities - **`color` `converter` `crypto` `google` `image` `lotto` `math` `stocks` `strawpoll` `vote` `wiki` `youtube`
**6. Information - **`avatar` `botlist` `shared` `usage`
**8. Memes - **`beautiful` `hackerman`
```pl
# Don't include the example brackets when using commands!
# To view mod commands, use t@help
```
t!youtube my crack
๐ฝ | ** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjSqj6GUtik **
t!Google help
<:no:390511503238758400> | **Normal Man**, your search resulted in an error.
t!lotto
<:no:390511503238758400> | **-Joe**, the correct usage is: `t!lotto end | cancel | enter | check | new [max entries] <a:amount> | [here | everyone] <a:amount> | <a:amount> <mentions to pick from>`
โซ | e.g. `t!lotto here a:60`
โซ | Get more help using `t!help lotto`
t!help google
**`t!google`** __`Search and return the top Google result`__
**Usage**: t!google <search terms>
**Examples:**
**`t!google potato soup recipe`** searches Google for a potato soup recipe
Huh
t!Google Tatsumaki
<:no:390511503238758400> | **Normal Man**, your search resulted in an error.
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t!Google big bear
<:no:390511503238758400> | **crownless**, your search resulted in an error.
<:no:390511503238758400> | **Nyoki**, your search resulted in an error.
t!google big bear
<:no:390511503238758400> | **-Joe**, your search resulted in an error.
t!google potatoe soup recipes
<:no:390511503238758400> | **Nyoki**, your search resulted in an error.
e r r o r
beep boop system malfunction
sheeple voice reveal? <:happy:511590629793595403>
t!cookie
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