Message from @The89thOptimist

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2019-03-01 09:53:06 UTC  

**K**: The text you [receive] from [your girlfriend], really meaning "[fuck you]"
*"[babe] [im sorry]" -boy
"k" -girl*
*(<http://k.urbanup.com/5778821>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 09:53:12 UTC  

Or rsrsrs

2019-03-01 09:53:15 UTC  

-define exo

2019-03-01 09:53:15 UTC  

**EXO**: Exo is a 9 member Chinese-Korean boy group who were originally deemed as flops but now they're dominating the kpop world Chris Browns voice Look at me now.

Members:
[Suho]: also known as $[uho], and mama [suho] since he's the leader and is basically a single mom of 8 kids and is 2 secs away from having a mental breakdown

[Xiumin]: The oldest, but looks the youngest and is the most built but also the one who's the most mature he's probably the quietest out of all 9 morons

[Yixing]/Lay: Don't be fooled, he may come across as innocent but he's not. he can either be gods child or [SM's] resident hoe This boy has a serious spanking kink, but he's probably the sweetest guy you'll ever see.

DO: satan himself, is smol but deadly thats all you need to know

[Chanyeol]: This guy falls off his chair every 2 minutes. he's super tall, looks really fluffy but has the voice of god. can't dance to save his life

Chen/[Jongdae]: looks like a dinosaur, main vocalist. doesn't stop talking, too loud for his own good, ADAMS APPLE!

[Baekhyun]: also a main vocalist, flirts with anything that has two legs, loves his hands, is friends with everyone in the kpop industry. #1 [yixing] fan boy

Kai/[Jongin]: second youngest, wanted to be a ballerina, his dancing is lethal and he knows it. Jongin is cute and fluffy, but kai is sexy and wild. theres a difference.

Sehun: maknae but looks the oldest, is treasured by his hyungs but suho has an extra soft spot for him. king of bitch face and [body rolls].
*"Did [Exo] win [the grand] [prize] again?"
"Duh"*
*(<http://exo.urbanup.com/10895309>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 09:53:17 UTC  

-define rs

2019-03-01 09:53:17 UTC  

**RS**: RS is an abbreviation for Real Shit. It's a common saying when [gangsters] talk, or when some of us [pretentious] fags feel like a [hood rat].
*Example1
TJ: ayyy nigga! you got dat good shit bruh?
[RayRay]: yea [my main man]! RS bruh. real shit.

Example2
Tyler: Hey boss, did you get that [Q3] sales report?
Richard: Yes I did. RS, expect a promotion in a few weeks.*
*(<http://rs.urbanup.com/5594865>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 09:53:24 UTC  

-define rsrs

2019-03-01 09:53:24 UTC  

**rsrs**: The "[rs]" commonly seen in conversations throughout the internet, is an abbreviation of "risos" (laughs). Depending on how a person pronounces it, it can also sound like a laughing (quite weird) Just like "[kkkk]", "hahaha", and so on. Just note however that "rsrs" isn't used in [Portugal].
*โ€œ[Rsrs], that was jokes, not as [cringey] as you said [tho]โ€*
*(<http://rsrs.urbanup.com/13525572>)* *2 more results*

2019-03-01 09:53:36 UTC  

-define jajajaja

2019-03-01 09:53:36 UTC  

**Jajajaja**: In [spanish] the "j" sounds like an "h" so [its like] "hahahaha" but spelled the spanish kind of way "[jajajaja]".
*Person A, Person B

A: *tells [joke]*
B: LOL!! Jajajaja!
A: [Yay]! [I'm funny]!*
*(<http://jajajaja.urbanup.com/1731925>)* *2 more results*

2019-03-01 09:53:45 UTC  

Hmph

2019-03-01 09:54:00 UTC  

I like literally pronouncing ja

2019-03-01 09:54:04 UTC  

Instead of ha

2019-03-01 09:54:08 UTC  

๐Ÿ’ณ | **.๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ๐“ฎ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“ช๐“ญ**, **you have a balance of ๐Ÿ’ด 36106 credits!**

2019-03-01 09:54:13 UTC  

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**.๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ๐“ฎ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“ช๐“ญ** used **1** credit(s) and lost everything.

2019-03-01 09:54:17 UTC  

t!credits

2019-03-01 09:54:17 UTC  

๐Ÿ’ณ | **-Joe**, **you have a balance of ๐Ÿ’ด 11995 credits!**

2019-03-01 09:54:23 UTC  

Peasants

2019-03-01 09:54:28 UTC  

t!credits

2019-03-01 09:54:28 UTC  

๐Ÿ’ณ | **crownless**, **you have a balance of ๐Ÿ’ด 422 credits!**

2019-03-01 09:54:28 UTC  

t!credits

2019-03-01 09:54:29 UTC  

๐Ÿ’ณ | **The89thOptimist**, **you have a balance of ๐Ÿ’ด 22481 credits!**

2019-03-01 09:54:29 UTC  

t!credits

2019-03-01 09:54:29 UTC  

๐Ÿ’ณ | **Nyoki**, **you have a balance of ๐Ÿ’ด 1576 credits!**

2019-03-01 09:54:42 UTC  

I had 20k credits and I wasted them

2019-03-01 09:54:46 UTC  

<:sadcat:511590629856378901>

2019-03-01 09:55:04 UTC  

Need to keep dat old money

2019-03-01 09:55:14 UTC  

It's not like they matter

2019-03-01 09:55:16 UTC  

-define old money

2019-03-01 09:55:17 UTC  

**Old money**: Families that have been affluent for several decades (in America) or several centuries (in Europe).

[Old money] families in the U.S. are often WASPs. They have a very distinctive style that includes brands such as Lilly Pulitzer and Eliza B. Their children go to generally East Coast prep schools such as [St. Pauls], Exeter, Choate, Andover and so forth. They summer in places like [Bar Harbor], Nantucket, South Hampton, the Vineyard, etc.

In Europe, [old money] is synonymous with aristocracy. Dukes, counts, marquis etc. and their relatives. In France, Spain, and Italy they are typically Catholic and own hunting estates, and summer and ski in the same places. Their children go to Catholic schools, which can be in some cases single-sex.

P.S: Another person mentioned Paris Hilton as old money. This is not so as Paris' grandfather was the one to become rich, which means they are still very much [new money]. In fact, her attitude and attire probably [epitomize] new money.
*As I walked down the street in the 16 arrondissement of Paris, I saw this group of sixteen year olds who were dressed in a very elegant and subdued way and looked like they had just gone hunting. They were decidedly old money.

The traditional American [preppy style] is much flashier than the old money [European style], as all Americans are [new money] compared to European nobility.*
*(<http://old-money.urbanup.com/5738457>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 09:55:29 UTC  

we want our credits <a:REE:534345404687450113>

2019-03-01 09:55:29 UTC  

-define meme lines

2019-03-01 09:55:29 UTC  

**Memes**: [The cure] of [depression]
*โ€œMemes [cured] my [depression]โ€*
*(<http://memes.urbanup.com/12939928>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 09:55:44 UTC  

-define give credits

2019-03-01 09:55:44 UTC  

**Give credit**: When you donโ€™t like [the bitch] but you [compliment] them on [whatever] they doing good on or when they trying to better themselves๐Ÿคช
*[Yโ€™all] butches seriously need to know when to [give credit] like itโ€™s [not that] hard๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝ โ™€๏ธ*
*(<http://give-credit.urbanup.com/12391209>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 09:55:50 UTC  

-define memeline

2019-03-01 09:55:50 UTC  

No result :(

2019-03-01 09:55:51 UTC  

-define depression