Message from @crownless

Discord ID: 550981687925014528


2019-03-01 10:00:17 UTC  

Roger lols

2019-03-01 10:00:35 UTC  

-define lime disease

2019-03-01 10:00:35 UTC  

**Lime disease**: [The hang] over that results from drinking any beer or otherwise alcoholic that is [served] with a [lime].
*Man I was [wrecked] last night. Now I've got Lime disease.

Too many [Coronas], [huh]? *
*(<http://lime-disease.urbanup.com/3905784>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 10:00:49 UTC  

-define donald trump

2019-03-01 10:00:49 UTC  

**Donald Trump**: He doesn't like [China] because they [actually] have a [great wall]
*Can someone tell Donald Trump that the [Chinese] already beat him the "[wall]" [idea]?*
*(<http://donald-trump.urbanup.com/13230910>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 10:03:07 UTC  

-define grill

2019-03-01 10:03:07 UTC  

**grill**: What [nerdy] [virgins] [call] a girl.
**Watches [tourney] on Twitch*
*Camera [pans] to crowd*
*Girl on camera*
Entire chat: GRILL, [HOT GRILL], etc.*
*(<http://grill.urbanup.com/8317346>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 10:03:23 UTC  

-define coffin

2019-03-01 10:03:23 UTC  

**coffin**: Like a [casket] but having 6 [sides] instead of 4. Where we all end up one day. AKA a [pine box].
*a coffin is [the worst] [place] for people who are [claustrophobic].*
*(<http://coffin.urbanup.com/1222276>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 10:03:37 UTC  

t!rank

2019-03-01 10:03:37 UTC  

📝 | **Server rank card for Nyoki**

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/550976144241983508/550981463676289034/rank.png

2019-03-01 10:03:41 UTC  

-define chad

2019-03-01 10:03:41 UTC  

**chad**: The region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an [erogenous zone] for some.

Girl: I was fingering [that part] between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening [remained] silent but later laughed among themselves:

'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'
*When you measure your dick, you don't start at the [arse hole] and include [the chad]; you risk getting shit on your measuring [tape].*
*(<http://chad.urbanup.com/13465142>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 10:03:54 UTC  

$av @-Joe

2019-03-01 10:03:54 UTC  

2019-03-01 10:04:10 UTC  

need a better pic ❤

2019-03-01 10:04:15 UTC  

-define 27th

2019-03-01 10:04:15 UTC  

**27TH base**: Taking 7 males, and going into the Russian [zero gravity] aircraft ([vomit comet]). Seven virgins should also be present. Then engaging in bisexual intercourse with all those involved simultaneously - usually involves having new holes torn in the muscle of your anus to [accommodate] males.
*Dude #1: Wow....
Dude #2: What....
Dude #1: Someone found a new base so uploaded it [to Urban] Dictionary.
Dude #2: [OMMFG]. Do they not already have...
Dude #1: Yeah.... [26].
Dude #2: Yeah. Someone went to 27TH base*
*(<http://27th-base.urbanup.com/2951317>)* *7 more results*

2019-03-01 10:04:20 UTC  
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2019-03-01 10:04:31 UTC  

it's so cute

2019-03-01 10:04:47 UTC  

Very cu te

2019-03-01 10:04:50 UTC  

-define 24th

2019-03-01 10:04:50 UTC  

**24th base**: [Picking up] a random person on the side of the street, [raping] them, and then having them [enjoy it]. therefore not considered rape afterwards.
*Guy: Hey, I got to 24th base.
Guys friend: [Sooo]...how [did that] [work out] for you?
Guy: yeah, I'm meeting her tomorrow...*
*(<http://24th-base.urbanup.com/2378842>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 10:05:14 UTC  

-define fiddle

2019-03-01 10:05:14 UTC  

**fiddle**: Someone who is [easily tricked] or manipulated (or rather, played) by others. Usually too nice for their own good. Derived from the phrase "[playing someone] like [a fiddle]"
*That guy is such a fiddle, [next thing] [you know] everyone will be [taking advantage] of him.*
*(<http://fiddle.urbanup.com/7820112>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 10:05:16 UTC  

-define no base

2019-03-01 10:05:16 UTC  

**basing**: Doing [base] ([rock cocaine])
*Lucky: Have you been basing?
[Angel]: I haven't been doing shit!

- [Poetic Justice]*
*(<http://basing.urbanup.com/2459168>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 10:05:41 UTC  

-define mexico

2019-03-01 10:05:41 UTC  

**mexico**: A term used for [street racing], since street racing is illegal in the United States. Usually on YouTube videos, before anyone does some dumb shit with a vehicle, (street racing, [hooning], drifting, [burnouts], etc) they'll make a random comment about being in "mexico" so that the actions in the video aren't "illegal"
*"[Cleetus], what's with the chips and [guac] in the 'Vette?
Cleetus: "What the Hell you think? We're [goin'] to Mexico tonight"*
*(<http://mexico.urbanup.com/8877543>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 10:05:48 UTC  

-define philly

2019-03-01 10:05:48 UTC  

**Philly**: A Philly guy is on a whole other level of life. He’s beyond extra, he’s [extra extra] [for no reason]. Needs no one’s approval. He’ll always [show up] to show out!!
*Did you see [that man] over there?

I sure did! [That dude] was so Philly, man did you see that [coat]?*
*(<http://philly.urbanup.com/13575160>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 10:06:11 UTC  

-define coat

2019-03-01 10:06:11 UTC  

**COAT**: [CUNT OF A THING]
When someone/[something] has really [annoyed] you.
*"[My word] he's/she's a COAT!"
"God this [job] is [a fucking] COAT"*
*(<http://coat.urbanup.com/1458445>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 10:06:28 UTC  

-define shoe

2019-03-01 10:06:28 UTC  

**Shoe**: A person that is [still] [in the closet], like a [shoe].
*Is he [gay]?
[Idk] probably I think he's a [shoe].*
*(<http://shoe.urbanup.com/10387376>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 10:06:36 UTC  

-define Arizona

2019-03-01 10:06:36 UTC  

**arizona**: Arizona - It's the devil's playground

The devil wanted a place on earth, sort of a summer home, a place to spend his vacation, whenever he wanted to roam.
So he picked out Arizona, a place both wretched and rough, where the climate was to his liking, and the cowboys hardened and tough.
He dried up the lakes in the valley, then burned and scorched it all, He dried up the streams in the canyons, and ordered [no rain] to fall.
Then over this barren desert, he transplanted shrubs from Hell, [the cactus] thistle and [prickly pear], the climate suited them well.
Now the home was much to his liking, but animal life he had none, so he created crawling creatures, that all mankind would shun.
First he made [the rattlesnake], with its forked poisonous tongue, taught it to strike and rattle, and how to shallow its young.
Then he made scorpions and lizards, and the ugly old horned toad, he placed spiders of every description, [under the rocks] by the side of the road.
Then he ordered the sun to shine hotter, hotter and hotter still, until even the cactus wilted, and the old horned toads looked ill.
Then he gazed on his earthly kingdom, as any creator would, he chuckled a little, rolled up his sleeves, and admitted it was good.
T'was summer now and Satan, [lay by] a prickly pear to rest, the sweat rolled off his sweaty brow, so he took off his coat and vest.
"By golly", he finally [panted], "I did my job to well, I'm going back to where I came from, Arizona is hotter than hell!"



*It doesn't get any [better] than [Arizona] :).*
*(<http://arizona.urbanup.com/1822360>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 10:06:49 UTC  

-defind yuma

2019-03-01 10:06:50 UTC  

t!commands

2019-03-01 10:06:50 UTC  

```rb
`Standard Commands List`
```
Use `t!help [command]` to get more info on a specific command, for example: `t!help rank`

**1. Core - **`help` `invite` `leveledroles` `ping` `selfroles` `support`
**2. Social - **`dailies` `played` `profile` `rank` `reputation` `setinfo` `top`
**3. Fun - **`8ball` `cah` `cat` `catfacts` `choose` `coin` `cookie` `dice` `dog` `dogfacts` `fishy` `fortune` `numberfacts` `psychopass` `reverse` `rps` `slots` `tags` `tatsugotchi`
**4. Economy - **`credits` `points`
**5. Utilities - **`color` `converter` `crypto` `google` `image` `lotto` `math` `stocks` `strawpoll` `vote` `wiki` `youtube`
**6. Information - **`avatar` `botlist` `shared` `usage`
**8. Memes - **`beautiful` `hackerman`

```pl
# Don't include the example brackets when using commands!
# To view mod commands, use t@help
```