Message from @The89thOptimist

Discord ID: 550980478279090187


2019-03-01 09:57:19 UTC  

-define bcash

2019-03-01 09:57:20 UTC  

**bcash**: An [alternative] name for [bitcoin cash], often used to disassociate it from [Bitcoin].
*Person 1: [Bcash] surged in price after [Roger Ver] appeared on the Tom Woods show.
Person 2: Don't you mean [Bitcoin Cash]?
Person 1: No, [bcash] isn't Bitcoin.*
*(<http://bcash.urbanup.com/12163068>)*

2019-03-01 09:57:24 UTC  

-define cia

2019-03-01 09:57:25 UTC  

**CIA**: The [pleasurable] practice of [ass fucking] [to completion]; hence - Cum In Ass
*Chongo: "So how was your GFE last night?"
Mono: "That ho let me do both the CIA and [CIM] to her! I guess you can say I [ATM'd] her! You should try it, but be warned, [YMMV]!"*
*(<http://cia.urbanup.com/1013674>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 09:57:31 UTC  

-define roger ver

2019-03-01 09:57:31 UTC  

**roger ver**: To [request] that the [accurate] but [defamatory] definition of ones' self be removed.
*[Dagnabit]! Somebody accurately defined me on Urban Dictionary as a person that draws attention to his "charitable" acts! I'd better use my vast wealth and [resources] to roger ver that [ASAP]!*
*(<http://roger-ver.urbanup.com/13368632>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 09:57:48 UTC  

Wtf

2019-03-01 09:57:50 UTC  

Did roger

2019-03-01 09:57:55 UTC  

Really do thag

2019-03-01 09:58:07 UTC  

Who

2019-03-01 09:58:09 UTC  

That

2019-03-01 09:58:10 UTC  

Be

2019-03-01 09:58:32 UTC  

-define charlie sheen

2019-03-01 09:58:51 UTC  

Old school btc guy

2019-03-01 09:58:53 UTC  

Hes fucking retarded

2019-03-01 09:58:53 UTC  

-define harvey weinstein

2019-03-01 09:58:57 UTC  

**Charlie Sheen**: [Winning].
*Charlie Sheen.*
*(<http://charlie-sheen.urbanup.com/5704588>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 09:58:58 UTC  

**Harvey Weinstein**: [Jacking off] in to a [potted plant] while your partner (usually [unwilling]) looks on in horror.
*I told that [pervert] no so he [Harvey Weinsteined] my [palm tree] instead!*
*(<http://harvey-weinstein.urbanup.com/12077543>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 09:59:13 UTC  

-define trump

2019-03-01 09:59:13 UTC  

**trump**: (noun)the Japanese word for [playing cards]. Used either by [Wapanese] [speakers] or in Japan.

*wapanese_nerd: wanna [come over] and play trump?
inuyasha9182:sure! i've got new [naruto] based [cards]*
*(<http://trump.urbanup.com/2477795>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 09:59:42 UTC  

-define hillary clinton

2019-03-01 09:59:42 UTC  

**Hillary Clinton**: A special served at [KFC] consisting of 2 fat thighs, 2 [small breasts], and a [left wing].
*I ordered [the Hillary Clinton] for lunch today and now I've got a severe case of [the bubble] [guts]!*
*(<http://hillary-clinton.urbanup.com/10969890>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 09:59:51 UTC  

Lmao

2019-03-01 10:00:06 UTC  

-define bernie sanders

2019-03-01 10:00:07 UTC  

**Bernie Sanders**: Old rich white man in the democratic party. He's about to give Hillary the fucking of her lifetime. (No offense, Bill).
Also [second cousin] to poultry [mogul] Colonel [Harland Sanders].
*Wait, what? Bernie Sanders is a [democrat]? But [democrats] are supposed to hate old rich [white men].*
*(<http://bernie-sanders.urbanup.com/8529569>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 10:00:17 UTC  

Roger lols

2019-03-01 10:00:35 UTC  

-define lime disease

2019-03-01 10:00:35 UTC  

**Lime disease**: [The hang] over that results from drinking any beer or otherwise alcoholic that is [served] with a [lime].
*Man I was [wrecked] last night. Now I've got Lime disease.

Too many [Coronas], [huh]? *
*(<http://lime-disease.urbanup.com/3905784>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 10:00:49 UTC  

-define donald trump

2019-03-01 10:00:49 UTC  

**Donald Trump**: He doesn't like [China] because they [actually] have a [great wall]
*Can someone tell Donald Trump that the [Chinese] already beat him the "[wall]" [idea]?*
*(<http://donald-trump.urbanup.com/13230910>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 10:03:07 UTC  

-define grill

2019-03-01 10:03:07 UTC  

**grill**: What [nerdy] [virgins] [call] a girl.
**Watches [tourney] on Twitch*
*Camera [pans] to crowd*
*Girl on camera*
Entire chat: GRILL, [HOT GRILL], etc.*
*(<http://grill.urbanup.com/8317346>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 10:03:23 UTC  

-define coffin

2019-03-01 10:03:23 UTC  

**coffin**: Like a [casket] but having 6 [sides] instead of 4. Where we all end up one day. AKA a [pine box].
*a coffin is [the worst] [place] for people who are [claustrophobic].*
*(<http://coffin.urbanup.com/1222276>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 10:03:37 UTC  

t!rank

2019-03-01 10:03:37 UTC  

📝 | **Server rank card for Nyoki**

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/550976144241983508/550981463676289034/rank.png

2019-03-01 10:03:41 UTC  

-define chad

2019-03-01 10:03:41 UTC  

**chad**: The region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an [erogenous zone] for some.

Girl: I was fingering [that part] between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening [remained] silent but later laughed among themselves:

'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'
*When you measure your dick, you don't start at the [arse hole] and include [the chad]; you risk getting shit on your measuring [tape].*
*(<http://chad.urbanup.com/13465142>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 10:03:54 UTC  

$av @-Joe

2019-03-01 10:03:54 UTC  

2019-03-01 10:04:10 UTC  

need a better pic ❤