Message from @iRoniKs
Discord ID: 442523536557604864
"Just put weed in your carpet so when your house burns down you get high"
-Josef
"I hit a woman for the first time in my life... And I'm having fun"
fitz or something?
No
i swear i've heard that from somewhere
"Step on me" - Me on too many occasions to list except to Pi cause when we were married she was the bottom
Texas 4-year-old Shoots 7-month-old Baby KWTX-TV reports that there is a sign outside the home in Temple that warns people that there are weapons inside. The sign reads: “The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes. The response time of a .357 is 14 hundred feet per second.”
I'm sorry
are you being
anti-gun?
because
mmm that's pretty gay
no i thought it was a good meme
"Id stick a finger up my butt for you"
"I had to make some curry noises"
-Priscilla
"I'm making a movie with my sister" - Adam M.
"8-4=16"
-Priscilla
"He doesnt want to kill herself"
-Pi
“I accidentally shoved the tip inside”
"Its dark now lets have sex"
"Come on this last song for me"
-leaves server-
"AHH YOURE A BITCH"
-Cam
Me: "Im gonna cry"
Jaden: "Can you do it in another channel?"
"I DID FUCK ALL"
-Cam
Me: "I think i can fit my dick in that"
Random: "I think i can fit my dick in everything"
"Im just gonna bang a U-ie lets rally the squad"
-Sergio
"Serahs good at math.
I dont actually know that i just know shes asian"
-Sergio
"Adding bleach to pants is hard" - Kyorg
"So am I" - Serah
"Serah, what part of you would be hard" - Kyorg
"I could show you better than I could tell you" - Serah
i put a bar of chocolate in my mouth and start speaking
"are you eating?" - Priscilla
"yea i have a Chocolate bar in my mouth" - Me
5 seconds later ~ "oh.. you know what else you could have in your mouth?" - Priscilla
"what?" - Me
Priscilla goes silent
"I've heard nigger so much tonight that if I ever see the letters er I just think*
-Mikle
"I gained pitty rank"
-Ace
Me: Onchinchin daisuki dayo
Ace: YOU LIKE WHAT!?
"I had a dream i lived in Canada and i was in a coma"
-Cam
"he's roof camping me and i'm fucking him"
-Brodie
"I was meant to go in raw"
-Cam
Eternal: Oh my god!
Ace: What?
Eternal: I know your fingers are big
Serah: fuck her. No dont fuck her. Fuck her. No dont fuck her. Shes a bitch. Fuck me.
"I was kinda scared that this was a child but then i realized it was a guy"
-CuriousGamer
Me: "I realize where i am"
Heinrick Himmler: "Home?"
"Direct eye contact in this culture [African Americans] can be considered a form of aggression"