"Step on me" - Me on too many occasions to list except to Pi cause when we were married she was the bottom

Texas 4-year-old Shoots 7-month-old Baby KWTX-TV reports that there is a sign outside the home in Temple that warns people that there are weapons inside. The sign reads: “The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes. The response time of a .357 is 14 hundred feet per second.”

I'm sorry

are you being

anti-gun?

because

mmm that's pretty gay

no i thought it was a good meme

"Id stick a finger up my butt for you"

"I had to make some curry noises"
-Priscilla

"I'm making a movie with my sister" - Adam M.

"8-4=16"
-Priscilla

"He doesnt want to kill herself"
-Pi

“I accidentally shoved the tip inside”

"Its dark now lets have sex"

"these streams can honestly eat my dick right now"

"Come on this last song for me"
-leaves server-
"AHH YOURE A BITCH"
-Cam

Me: "Im gonna cry"
Jaden: "Can you do it in another channel?"

"I DID FUCK ALL"
-Cam

Me: "I think i can fit my dick in that"
Random: "I think i can fit my dick in everything"

"Im just gonna bang a U-ie lets rally the squad"
-Sergio

"Serahs good at math.
I dont actually know that i just know shes asian"
-Sergio

"Adding bleach to pants is hard" - Kyorg
"So am I" - Serah
"Serah, what part of you would be hard" - Kyorg
"I could show you better than I could tell you" - Serah

i put a bar of chocolate in my mouth and start speaking
"are you eating?" - Priscilla
"yea i have a Chocolate bar in my mouth" - Me
5 seconds later ~ "oh.. you know what else you could have in your mouth?" - Priscilla
"what?" - Me
Priscilla goes silent

"I've heard nigger so much tonight that if I ever see the letters er I just think*
-Mikle

"I gained pitty rank"
-Ace

Me: Onchinchin daisuki dayo
Ace: YOU LIKE WHAT!?

"I had a dream i lived in Canada and i was in a coma"
-Cam

"he's roof camping me and i'm fucking him"

-Brodie

"I was meant to go in raw"
-Cam

Eternal: Oh my god!
Ace: What?
Eternal: I know your fingers are big

Serah: fuck her. No dont fuck her. Fuck her. No dont fuck her. Shes a bitch. Fuck me.

"I was kinda scared that this was a child but then i realized it was a guy"
-CuriousGamer

Me: "I realize where i am"
Heinrick Himmler: "Home?"

"Direct eye contact in this culture [African Americans] can be considered a form of aggression"

"I got 99 problems and theyre all misses on osu"
-Ace

"i'm attracted to women but i don't like them"

-Brodie

"Jesus needs my attention"
-Heinrich Himmler

" youll all be jealous when i shoot webs out of my, what are they called?, ANKLES"
-Heinrich Himmler