Me: "Im gonna cry"
Jaden: "Can you do it in another channel?"

"I DID FUCK ALL"
-Cam

Me: "I think i can fit my dick in that"
Random: "I think i can fit my dick in everything"

"Im just gonna bang a U-ie lets rally the squad"
-Sergio

"Serahs good at math.
I dont actually know that i just know shes asian"
-Sergio

"Adding bleach to pants is hard" - Kyorg
"So am I" - Serah
"Serah, what part of you would be hard" - Kyorg
"I could show you better than I could tell you" - Serah

i put a bar of chocolate in my mouth and start speaking
"are you eating?" - Priscilla
"yea i have a Chocolate bar in my mouth" - Me
5 seconds later ~ "oh.. you know what else you could have in your mouth?" - Priscilla
"what?" - Me
Priscilla goes silent

"I've heard nigger so much tonight that if I ever see the letters er I just think*
-Mikle

"I gained pitty rank"
-Ace

Me: Onchinchin daisuki dayo
Ace: YOU LIKE WHAT!?

"I had a dream i lived in Canada and i was in a coma"
-Cam

"he's roof camping me and i'm fucking him"

-Brodie

"I was meant to go in raw"
-Cam

Eternal: Oh my god!
Ace: What?
Eternal: I know your fingers are big

Serah: fuck her. No dont fuck her. Fuck her. No dont fuck her. Shes a bitch. Fuck me.

"I was kinda scared that this was a child but then i realized it was a guy"
-CuriousGamer

Me: "I realize where i am"
Heinrick Himmler: "Home?"

"Direct eye contact in this culture [African Americans] can be considered a form of aggression"

"I got 99 problems and theyre all misses on osu"
-Ace

"i'm attracted to women but i don't like them"

-Brodie

"Jesus needs my attention"
-Heinrich Himmler

" youll all be jealous when i shoot webs out of my, what are they called?, ANKLES"
-Heinrich Himmler

" thats not a very goood ideaaaaaaa"
-Heinrich Himmler
- Jew #A109334

"You haven't been jew'd yet"
- Jew #A189030

"I HAVE BUTTONS IN MY VAGINA"

"I'm the milkman kachigga"
-cammie

Jake: "What are you on?"
Me: "Meth"

"I feel like my titties can breath now"

"My dick fell off"
-me.

"Its not a cheese anymore!"
-Cammie

Me: If I was an osu difficulty what would you rate me?
Ace: Nigger

"what do peaches even look like?"

- Priscilla

Me: **Pukes**
Jack: COLLECT IT COLLECT IT!!

Ace: "day-lin"
Me: "Ace"
Ace: "pretty close"

"wasnt suga kookie the jew"

-Rodli

xD

wait actually