"I stopped a girl from getting rapped today and all i had to do was stop following her"
-Josh

me: **walks out of guest room**
Papa Nguyen: "What are you doing in there?"
me: "nothing"
Papa Nguyen: "What are you doing in there???"
me: "nothing"
Papa Nguyen: "Jeez clean up all the cocaine?"

"Kimchi mother fucker kimchi"

"Are you Korean?
"NO IM NOT GAY FUCK YOU"

"Youre like the jew of csgo"
-Cam

"niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger Thats the sound the machine gun makes"
-Kyorg

Me: "I have 75 servers"
Jack: "Serah what the fuck you server slut"

"Robot chink"
-Cam

"If god is black and we are supposedly all his children then makes it sense that we never see him." - me

"niggerfish"

-Papa Nguyen

"Are nazis from anime?"

- Kye

"im gay im sorry"

-Cameron

Jack: Wait what are you gonna hit?
Sergio: Maybe a Juul, maybe a Phix. Whatever Serah has in her bra at the moment

"Im gonna drop my sweaty load"
-Sergio

"i dont mean to pride myself but im 1/36th asian so we gotta wait 36 turns before i do something like that again." - my friend denny

"He's silent imma leave"
-Cam

"Ill put my ass in your ass hole"
-Cam

"eat niggers"
-Cam

"Very top ass"
-Cam

"That is not your boyfriends dick do not come early"

"aspeshally if they are slaves"

"no nigga dont rub it"
-Cam

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"family = no niggers"

-Pi

"i don't know why i just suck but i fucking suck like a fucking nigger!"

-Pi

"Its like ive got acid in my eye"
-Cam

**Kye texts me**
Kye: So what's my name in your phone?
Me: I don't save names I just remember numbers.
Kye: That's the most Asian thing I've heard all day.

"get you a big tiddy anime wifu"

-Serah

"That was the longest piss I've ever taken"
-Cam

"Poor Patricia"
-Jenni

"hey why dont you spend your money on something useful and not games?"

~30 seconds later

**buys a league of legends skin**

-Priscilla

"if you clean a vaccum cleaner you become the vaccum cleaner" - me