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2020-02-06 19:09:42 UTC

even IPS and OLED

2020-02-06 19:09:48 UTC

Real shit?

2020-02-06 19:09:54 UTC

because surface area is the biggest cost factor in making displays

2020-02-06 19:10:06 UTC

Lit

2020-02-06 19:10:08 UTC

so even if it's a high quality display a 3in display wouldn't be that much

2020-02-06 19:10:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/675055673956106240/IMG_20200206_110619.jpg

2020-02-06 19:10:31 UTC

@Tersheus my calculator is an Apple Newton Messagepad 2000

2020-02-06 19:10:32 UTC

@Amerikek TI only has the western calc market on lock

2020-02-06 19:10:43 UTC

The rest of the world still uses Casio, HP, and other shit

2020-02-06 19:11:04 UTC

kek

2020-02-06 19:11:07 UTC

wake me up when someone makes a MiniLED calculator

2020-02-06 19:11:12 UTC

that would be some real shit

2020-02-06 19:11:29 UTC

i also have a standard casio

2020-02-06 19:11:33 UTC

if i designed a calculator it'd be fucking lit

2020-02-06 19:11:45 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/675056054618292255/IMG_20200206_141124.jpg

2020-02-06 19:11:47 UTC

this is mine

2020-02-06 19:12:01 UTC

had this for 3 years i think

2020-02-06 19:12:31 UTC

if i designed a calculator, it would have:
800x600 IPS 3.5in display
a USB port for expandability
graphing and advanced trig and shit

2020-02-06 19:12:48 UTC

this is the exact one i have, older model than yours

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/675056317383311390/369015GG.jpg

2020-02-06 19:12:51 UTC

compatibility with Google Sheets/Libreoffice/MS _point

2020-02-06 19:12:59 UTC

haha nice

2020-02-06 19:13:20 UTC

tbh if i made a calculator it'd be more of a PDA

2020-02-06 19:13:24 UTC

but it'd look cool

2020-02-06 19:13:28 UTC

and be really functional

2020-02-06 19:13:49 UTC

it would probably use a custom RPi zero

2020-02-06 19:14:06 UTC

once a friend borrowed this one to me, holy shit they are good

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/675056646275465236/61QsptIooqL._AC_SY450_.jpg

2020-02-06 19:14:34 UTC

oh damn

2020-02-06 19:14:39 UTC

they can make all that analytic and vectorial math crap

2020-02-06 19:14:47 UTC

that's pretty cool

2020-02-06 19:14:50 UTC

like built in

2020-02-06 19:14:51 UTC

that's clean

2020-02-06 19:15:22 UTC

i like my string of numbers and functions tho

2020-02-06 19:15:28 UTC

maybe cause i'm use to it

2020-02-06 19:15:40 UTC

still 50g is king, i use it to this day

2020-02-06 19:15:54 UTC

@keknomancer how much for a 50g there in leaf land?

2020-02-06 19:16:23 UTC

over 200 lol

2020-02-06 19:16:41 UTC

Jesus, time goes by and that thing still expensive

2020-02-06 19:16:46 UTC

my college sells it for more tho

2020-02-06 19:16:50 UTC

fucking bastards

2020-02-06 19:17:18 UTC

everything here in canada is stupid expensive

2020-02-06 19:17:19 UTC

Colleges are fucking bullshit

2020-02-06 19:17:45 UTC

They sell you stupidly overpriced books that you probably don't even need and force you to buy them or fail.

2020-02-06 19:17:59 UTC

The professors are all shit and not one of them actually know what they're talking about

2020-02-06 19:18:03 UTC

that's not true

2020-02-06 19:18:10 UTC

They all have to look down at their retard book and cite retard shit

2020-02-06 19:18:15 UTC

Because they're retarded

2020-02-06 19:18:18 UTC

<:KEK:465443054254424065>

2020-02-06 19:18:29 UTC

I don't know where I'm going with this

2020-02-06 19:18:40 UTC

the good ones come with a CD, which is the istruction manual, gotta sit at least 20 hours to know how to mildly run it

2020-02-06 19:19:30 UTC

my coding class has a book, but my teacher was like "when you get a job you're not gonna look for information of a textbook. you'll use google. google is now your friend. you guys pay already too much for your tuition"

2020-02-06 19:19:46 UTC

> The professors are all shit and not one of them actually know what they're talking about
@Amerikek

Some do, some don't, some will give you lessions you will take for life, some you won't remember their name a week after the semester

2020-02-06 19:20:08 UTC

infact all of my instructors, except for my electrical circuits class, doesn't really require you to ourchata book

2020-02-06 19:20:18 UTC

it's a lot easier now i think

2020-02-06 19:20:20 UTC

Really?

2020-02-06 19:20:29 UTC

So you don't need to buy useless shit books?

2020-02-06 19:20:34 UTC

Or the books are actually good?

2020-02-06 19:20:37 UTC

not anymore no

2020-02-06 19:20:40 UTC

Based.

2020-02-06 19:20:48 UTC

the books are good, have good information

2020-02-06 19:20:52 UTC

most books are in the library i think

2020-02-06 19:21:06 UTC

you can go there, get what you need from them and go home

2020-02-06 19:21:14 UTC

but google is where it's at. most teachers know that

2020-02-06 19:21:29 UTC

or yeah go to a library

2020-02-06 19:22:33 UTC

also most books are online in pdf format

2020-02-06 19:23:08 UTC

a 20 minute search can save you hundreds of dollars

2020-02-06 19:23:24 UTC

maybe even close to a thousand

2020-02-06 19:44:46 UTC

fukfuckfuckfuckfuck

2020-02-06 19:44:50 UTC

Ooooh fuck

2020-02-06 19:44:58 UTC

FUUUUUUUUUCK

2020-02-06 19:45:08 UTC

I'm in a seriously fucked situation rn

2020-02-06 19:45:28 UTC

whats going down

2020-02-06 19:45:45 UTC

Ok, so remember I had girl trouble, right?

2020-02-06 19:45:55 UTC

There was a girl who I had coming around my house to avoid her parents

2020-02-06 19:46:02 UTC

And I encouraged her to move out

2020-02-06 19:46:22 UTC

inb4 shes dead?

2020-02-06 19:46:31 UTC

Not quite

2020-02-06 19:46:44 UTC

There are fears that she was groomed by the people who she's now moved in with

2020-02-06 19:46:50 UTC

Her parents have gone to the police

2020-02-06 19:47:06 UTC

oh fuck

2020-02-06 19:47:07 UTC

Oh fuck

2020-02-06 19:47:09 UTC

And I encouraged her to move out

2020-02-06 19:47:15 UTC

nice one

2020-02-06 19:47:20 UTC

it aint your fault

2020-02-06 19:47:21 UTC

but

2020-02-06 19:47:33 UTC

you need to put it right

2020-02-06 19:47:39 UTC

the english justice system is fucked though

2020-02-06 19:47:40 UTC

so uh

2020-02-06 19:47:42 UTC

good luck

2020-02-06 19:47:46 UTC

There are fears*
Not been confirmed

2020-02-06 19:47:51 UTC

And remember, she only moved out this morning

2020-02-06 19:47:56 UTC

So nothing bad has happened yet

2020-02-06 19:47:58 UTC

YET

2020-02-06 19:48:17 UTC

My cock and balls nigga

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/675065247073173504/unknown.png

2020-02-06 19:48:31 UTC

i'm not saying you should take matters into your own hands

2020-02-06 19:48:35 UTC

but

2020-02-06 19:48:39 UTC

Thing is, I encouraged her to move out on the basis of her parents saying "You'll be lucky to reach your 20th [birthday]" on her 19th birthday a few years ago

2020-02-06 19:48:54 UTC

But, its emerged that she's a serial liar, and that mgiht be bullshit

2020-02-06 19:48:56 UTC

modern parents are shitheads

2020-02-06 19:49:17 UTC

Like chances are, her parents never said that

2020-02-06 19:49:30 UTC

In which case, she lied to me and its not my fault

2020-02-06 19:49:32 UTC

Can confirm

2020-02-06 19:49:35 UTC

Mother is a jackass

2020-02-06 19:49:41 UTC

As long as you don't know who it is that she's moved in with you should be fine though

2020-02-06 19:49:53 UTC

I know that its an elderly couple

2020-02-06 19:50:00 UTC

Don't know much more than that

2020-02-06 19:50:15 UTC

Yeah so then you should probably be fine

2020-02-06 19:50:24 UTC

My suspections is that they are adopting her so that she can look after them

2020-02-06 19:50:33 UTC

Other predictions are... worse

2020-02-06 19:50:50 UTC

Her parents think she's been groomed and/or brainwashed by these guys

2020-02-06 19:51:55 UTC

Thing is, because she came around my house and discussed the idea with me for weeks before it actually happened, I might be questioned by the police

2020-02-06 19:52:22 UTC

And I'm thinking, I leave the server and uninstall discord for a week or so just in case

2020-02-06 19:52:36 UTC

Oh hm

2020-02-06 19:52:45 UTC

Maybe

2020-02-06 19:53:03 UTC

Its unlikely that they'll inspect my PC given that I'm going to be 100% transparent with the police

2020-02-06 19:53:07 UTC

But you never know

2020-02-06 19:53:38 UTC

Yea

2020-02-06 19:54:05 UTC

Tomorrow morning, gonna take those precautionds

2020-02-06 19:54:48 UTC

I see

2020-02-06 20:11:40 UTC

@baardpastei Do you know Keque

2020-02-06 20:13:37 UTC
2020-02-06 20:13:42 UTC

@Duke of Txtspeak we don't want to see headlines like: INVESTIGATION UNCOVERS BIG DISCORD HATE GROUP

2020-02-06 20:13:51 UTC

Eeexactly

2020-02-06 20:14:25 UTC

I mean it'd confuse them to find a "WhItE sUpReMaCiSt" group full of Koreans, Brazillians and what have you, but they'd just ignore that

2020-02-06 20:14:41 UTC

Doesn't matter to them

2020-02-06 20:14:46 UTC

Headline is the most important thingf

2020-02-06 20:15:03 UTC

The white supremacist Brazilians lol

2020-02-06 20:16:11 UTC

@baardpastei So are pet lions a thing in SA

2020-02-06 20:16:38 UTC

yes i have one

2020-02-06 20:16:47 UTC

Oof

2020-02-06 20:16:48 UTC

Pics

2020-02-06 20:18:28 UTC

Nice

2020-02-06 20:43:59 UTC

tittys

2020-02-06 20:44:36 UTC

Fucking Jack shit to do at work reeeee

2020-02-06 20:44:45 UTC

It's one of those fucking days

2020-02-06 20:47:38 UTC

no school because of sickness

2020-02-06 20:47:43 UTC

fuck yea

2020-02-06 20:47:58 UTC

Corona out break kek

2020-02-06 20:48:05 UTC

yep

2020-02-06 20:48:21 UTC

im just sitting at home playing apex legends comfy as fuck

2020-02-06 20:49:08 UTC

Thinking on leaving work a half hour early if there's still nothing for me to do

2020-02-06 20:49:14 UTC

Apex legends

2020-02-06 20:49:16 UTC

More like

2020-02-06 20:49:19 UTC

Just fucking around the break room rn

2020-02-06 20:49:21 UTC

Gaypex Peggings

2020-02-06 20:49:40 UTC

apesex legends

2020-02-06 20:49:49 UTC

i wanna be tracer

2020-02-06 20:50:34 UTC

I wanna be Chad

2020-02-06 20:50:52 UTC

some one in my lobby just screamed fuck yea bro i just came in my pants

2020-02-06 20:51:05 UTC

I would as well

2020-02-06 20:51:38 UTC

Sometimes I stuff an alarm clock and a hot water bottle into my pillowcase and pretend I'm not alone!

2020-02-06 20:51:56 UTC

yikes

2020-02-06 20:52:07 UTC

>alarm clock
Arabic waifu?

2020-02-06 20:52:15 UTC

<:KEK:465443054254424065>

2020-02-06 20:52:22 UTC

gf coming over soon thinking about fucking her in the shower

2020-02-06 20:52:24 UTC

@Duke of Txtspeak just get a body pillow and stuff a flesh light in it like a normal human

2020-02-06 20:52:46 UTC

ngl it was a joke.
I saw someone else post this a while ago

2020-02-06 20:52:50 UTC

Water bottle = body heat

2020-02-06 20:52:52 UTC

Alarm clock = heartbeat

2020-02-06 20:53:13 UTC

Eee

2020-02-06 20:53:17 UTC

W

2020-02-06 20:53:28 UTC

Least I think thats what its supposed to mean

2020-02-06 20:56:51 UTC

Why the fuck do I feel so hot in the winter

2020-02-06 20:56:54 UTC

I wanna be cold damn it

2020-02-06 20:58:12 UTC

I know the feel man...

2020-02-06 21:05:16 UTC

who tf playin Ape Sex legends rn

2020-02-06 21:12:54 UTC

gonk

2020-02-06 21:18:32 UTC

iwanttokms

2020-02-06 22:16:30 UTC

Hey guys

2020-02-06 22:16:32 UTC

Iโ€™m on break

2020-02-06 22:16:36 UTC

Who wants to hangout

2020-02-06 22:16:54 UTC

<:zoomer:649848805239422978>

2020-02-06 22:18:12 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/675102977291190304/image0.jpg

2020-02-06 22:26:00 UTC

Do you guys think youโ€™re immune to schizo posting here? Never

2020-02-06 22:26:11 UTC

I will find you and I will get you stinky fucks

2020-02-06 22:26:16 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‹

2020-02-06 22:27:02 UTC

@1Lt. Luckey <@!611983904274120715> @Ted Kaczynski

2020-02-06 22:27:16 UTC

Why yes I am the CEO of racism

2020-02-06 22:27:22 UTC

How nice of you to notice

2020-02-06 22:27:29 UTC

There's 3 of you

2020-02-06 22:27:48 UTC

Fuck maybe I change my name hold on I gotta be unique

2020-02-06 22:28:00 UTC

CEO of Sexism

2020-02-06 22:28:14 UTC

CEO of your dads house

2020-02-06 22:28:17 UTC

<:keksico:643549918035836966>

2020-02-06 22:30:54 UTC

CEO of anti-semitism

2020-02-06 22:31:06 UTC

I canโ€™t change it right now but Iโ€™m gonna change it to Der Corpsman since Iโ€™m a corpsman in USMC If anyone else here is an active duty crayon eater DM me faggot

2020-02-06 22:31:15 UTC

I am always the CEO of antsemitism

2020-02-06 22:31:41 UTC

If anyone can change my nickname to DerDoktor or DerCorpsman it would be cool Iโ€™m on mobile right now and canโ€™t do it

2020-02-06 22:31:46 UTC

Wait what

2020-02-06 22:31:53 UTC

You're a marine?

2020-02-06 22:32:17 UTC

Yee Iโ€™m a terminal Lance CPL

2020-02-06 22:32:25 UTC

Forever fucked

2020-02-06 22:32:26 UTC

Fuckin based

2020-02-06 22:32:36 UTC

As based as a corporal can get

2020-02-06 22:32:41 UTC

<:agony:655404539964293143>

2020-02-06 22:32:45 UTC

I found this YT channel and I love it I have binge watched all channels and showed them to my squad mates

2020-02-06 22:33:08 UTC

@goobergopher Theres another marine corporal here

2020-02-06 22:33:44 UTC

Doc was also a Marine CPL

2020-02-06 22:36:02 UTC

Very nice very based also red pilled

2020-02-06 22:36:13 UTC

My fav crayon is purple and orange

2020-02-06 22:36:22 UTC

Good choice

2020-02-06 22:36:22 UTC

Or shall I say grape as I am a man of culture

2020-02-06 22:37:30 UTC

God itโ€™s raining itโ€™s ass off where Iโ€™m at rn

2020-02-06 22:37:46 UTC

So how many years before your contract ends?

2020-02-06 22:40:12 UTC

I enlisted for 6 but I am going to stay in for 15 years for the good retirement bonus. Have been in for 4 1/2 years so far

2020-02-06 22:40:18 UTC

Itโ€™s been raining a lot here

2020-02-06 22:40:56 UTC

So I will re enlist

2020-02-06 22:41:16 UTC

I think...the suck is pretty bad idk maybe I will not re enlist who knows I think I will tho

2020-02-06 22:42:09 UTC

Maybe we will go to war with Iran. I hope. All of the zoomers are gangster until the mountains start speaking Persian. Iโ€™m more of a 30 year old boomer, but Iโ€™m only 24 so I donโ€™t think that makes me a zoomer trash hopefully not

2020-02-06 22:42:44 UTC

I guess I would be considered a doomeR/COOOOMER

2020-02-06 22:46:33 UTC

So you should be in for another 11 years right?

2020-02-06 22:46:51 UTC

Yeah if I donโ€™t decide itโ€™s too soul crushing to not re enlist

2020-02-06 22:46:57 UTC

Lit

2020-02-06 22:47:10 UTC

You gonna aim for Staff Sgt?

2020-02-06 22:47:37 UTC

It sucks tbh but I enjoy it. I will try to make SSG one day, yes. I wonโ€™t lie I am not a total shit bag marine but I am pretty jaded

2020-02-06 22:47:53 UTC

I am an eternal doomer always seeing the negative in life

2020-02-06 22:48:21 UTC

Isn't everyone?

2020-02-06 22:49:00 UTC

except for people that lives in a protected enviroment

2020-02-06 22:49:09 UTC

its all sunshine and rainbows

2020-02-06 22:49:35 UTC

Yeah I know right. I live in BAH housing and Iโ€™m married recently so I think life is ok tho could be worse

2020-02-06 22:49:35 UTC

2020-02-06 22:50:00 UTC

My wife just made me some din din she said I needed to be more healthy so she grilled the chicken instead of making tendies I wonโ€™t lie I am disappoint

2020-02-06 22:50:21 UTC

Wonโ€™t let me post a pic for some reason you canโ€™t post pics on here?

2020-02-06 22:50:52 UTC

probably authorization stuff

2020-02-06 22:51:09 UTC

Yeah I gotta verify my email I guess

2020-02-06 22:54:54 UTC

Nah

2020-02-06 22:55:04 UTC

You gotta get approved lads

2020-02-06 22:55:27 UTC

You cant really do much with your current roles to lower the risk of raiding

2020-02-06 22:55:51 UTC

Ooo okay

2020-02-06 22:55:57 UTC

I understand

2020-02-06 23:59:22 UTC

raidin servers are a bit of a useless tactic

2020-02-07 00:05:39 UTC

Okay glower

2020-02-07 00:07:02 UTC

<:virgin:550157024294600704>

2020-02-07 00:14:47 UTC

<:AHH:647533706793320459>

2020-02-07 00:45:05 UTC

<:Autism:643213853181739009>

2020-02-07 00:55:14 UTC

I like to imagine these possibilities

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/675142496510279680/image0.png

2020-02-07 01:18:05 UTC

I'm surprised there wasn't any riots from trumps acquittal

2020-02-07 01:55:08 UTC

Because that majority outrage they are pushing is a fabrication

2020-02-07 01:56:04 UTC

In 2016 i knew more lefties who voted for trump than clinton because they vehemently hated her

2020-02-07 01:56:24 UTC

Granted i'm in a red zone

2020-02-07 01:57:17 UTC

Though among hard lefty friends theyve really been distancing themselves from the party

2020-02-07 01:57:36 UTC

Trump is no longer an idiot nazi to them

2020-02-07 01:57:52 UTC

He's now a somewhat effective loud mouth

2020-02-07 02:14:30 UTC

>eats bouger
>later on drinks some hot cocoa and eat a chocolate chip muffin with it
>thatโ€™snice.mp3
>14 minutes later, needs to shit
>makes it to toilet and has the gayest noises in there and took a giant poop log
>randomly thinks of weight and checks it
>realizes that Iโ€™ve loss 5 pounds within a hour

Lads, what kind of cheat codes are these?

2020-02-07 02:15:07 UTC

<:hmmm:594365799263633419>

2020-02-07 02:16:10 UTC

Cheat codes called dysentery

2020-02-07 02:17:15 UTC

I think you know what to do now @Kori_603

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/675163137535770643/shit.jpg

2020-02-07 02:17:49 UTC

<:cringepepe:540714116160028682>

2020-02-07 02:18:01 UTC

Uhh nvm then

2020-02-07 02:18:06 UTC

No cheat codes for me

2020-02-07 02:18:20 UTC

Think I've seen that photo back in jr high

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