once you know the perfect girl doesn't live anywhere near you. You can stop giving two fucks and move on with your life.

besides who needs women when you have **Boi Pucci** <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

Where's white ranger you racist!

that was season 2

women supposedly find you without you doing anything when you're living your life well and out in the world being successful

Not true

Yet I see women around me dating loser trash that don't work and abandon their children

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/151838944827277312/679083872461520896/4exxsn595ih41.png

If a woman is interested she won't be as blunt about it as a man will be, she'll usually try to create a situation where the man will make a move

@dizzy you don't want them dump bitches in yo life

I mean surely there are a few good quality women out there that are going to be attracted to good character and repulsed by losers (even rich and good looking losers) but how does one find them in the sea

^

yeah fr

start by not having an anime pfp and being a filthy repulsive weeb

go to the gym

get money

Don't meet girls on a night out, they're the beefy flaps kinda girls

My job makes gym unnecessary lol

Do you work at the gym?

and I'd prefer a girl who shares a few interests with me or at least tolerates mine tbh

I remodel houses

Bruh

Women are all over real estate

*try finding a woman into warhammer 40k*

Does the remodeling houses business monitor your biometrics over time and help you with your workout schedule and the types of nutrition you should be eating to gain muscle?

there are loads of women into 40k, they just have their pick of 40k men or are hippos

True jes

I meaaaan... I'm more into having the strength to do my job, muscle tone and such never really appealed to me

Its a shame cos honestly i think women are generally good painters, they have a steadier hand and are usually more patient

I'm on the slim side and I cook at home 6 nights a week so I feel I'm doing alright

muscle tone appeals to the ladies

beta

it doesnt matter what u think dizzy, its what the women think

Good core musculature is better than looking good for show... If it is healthy and you have the energy go for competitive sports like tennis even

@dizzy a partner is a friend you worry about and never get bored of being around

that's succinct and sweet

Not all women like muscle toned guys

Just like not all men like thin women

yeah, some like size over tone

But no one likes a potato shaped person

those people are what we call, niggerfaggots

there is no reason not to go to the gym, just go.

@Bones what nigerian bundles of sticks have anything to with this conversation, i don't know...

I'm looking for a woman who cares more about my capabilities and character than my appearance, so while I could take measures to improve my general attractiveness I don't feel it's really necessary for me to be happy and find a mate

false

u need looks to lure them in and then the personality comes after

^don't listen

"Lure them in" they aren't a fucking fish

if you're starting from neckbeard couch potato then yes, you do need to reach some sort of baseline attractiveness

its a tied and true method for as long as our species has been alive...

they pretty much are fish

I think once you meet the basic threshold of don't be a whale, get a nice haircut, dress like you care and take showers you can do fine

To be honest for a second: This is actual advice! Women pay a lot of attention to your hygiene.

Seen a lot of perfectly decent looking guys calling themselves incels

Don't swear/curse in every sentence either, you'd be surprised how offputting that is for women

So take a shower and trim your nails

swearing and cursing is just a sign of low iq

Wash your foreskin thoroughly too

And scrotum

Wash you Penis Bucko 🦞

@numbSKULLery_8f4812 yes. That's the first thing women notice in a mate<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

yeah they don't want to smell gym socks while they are inspecting your scrotum...

If she likes cheese doritos, then don't wash your foreskin for a few days

But yes and if you're planning to have sex don't wear your lucky undies you've had since you were 16

@dizzy i like my small soldiers y fronts though...

A MAN HAS FALLEN IN TO THE RIVER AT LEGO CITY!

if ur planning on having sex, just go and rape something, ez

trim your hair too.

girls like short hair

girls that play with toy soldiers also dont tend to be the most mentally stable

but still if it fits it ships i suppose

keep trying lol

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/669683392857767956/676628342023258162/stfu_postmemes-1.gif

know being Timid

@Lucienne d'Anwyl was that in reference to me?

presumably

y'all remember if Luigi ever managed to land Princess Daisy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGuRN-4sfAw

you know this is gonna get memed

Who the fuck is tom

~~a jew~~

@dizzy Tom Steyer

that's who

Is he still in the race?

I haven't heard about him even in memes

I think he dropped?

Like last Wednesday?

So we're down to Pete, Biden, Warren, Bernie, and Mikey. Unless Amy Klobblegar is still trying

She got like 6 delegates in NH so