"Lure them in" they aren't a fucking fish

if you're starting from neckbeard couch potato then yes, you do need to reach some sort of baseline attractiveness

its a tied and true method for as long as our species has been alive...

they pretty much are fish

I think once you meet the basic threshold of don't be a whale, get a nice haircut, dress like you care and take showers you can do fine

To be honest for a second: This is actual advice! Women pay a lot of attention to your hygiene.

Seen a lot of perfectly decent looking guys calling themselves incels

Don't swear/curse in every sentence either, you'd be surprised how offputting that is for women

So take a shower and trim your nails

swearing and cursing is just a sign of low iq

Wash your foreskin thoroughly too

And scrotum

Wash you Penis Bucko 🦞

@numbSKULLery_8f4812 yes. That's the first thing women notice in a mate<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

yeah they don't want to smell gym socks while they are inspecting your scrotum...

If she likes cheese doritos, then don't wash your foreskin for a few days

But yes and if you're planning to have sex don't wear your lucky undies you've had since you were 16

@dizzy i like my small soldiers y fronts though...

A MAN HAS FALLEN IN TO THE RIVER AT LEGO CITY!

if ur planning on having sex, just go and rape something, ez

trim your hair too.

girls like short hair

girls that play with toy soldiers also dont tend to be the most mentally stable

but still if it fits it ships i suppose

keep trying lol

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/669683392857767956/676628342023258162/stfu_postmemes-1.gif

know being Timid

@Lucienne d'Anwyl was that in reference to me?

presumably

y'all remember if Luigi ever managed to land Princess Daisy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGuRN-4sfAw

you know this is gonna get memed

Who the fuck is tom

~~a jew~~