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2019-12-11 22:17:55 UTC

Could be just like humans

2019-12-11 22:18:10 UTC

maybe the male gives the slutty females more attention

2019-12-11 22:18:17 UTC

gives them first dibs at the salt lick

2019-12-11 22:18:45 UTC

make the more Trad does do the predator scouting and such

2019-12-11 22:43:17 UTC

As far as humans go, a massive part of sexual pleasure comes from your emotions. Many people feel pleasure giving BJs because of how it makes them feel emotionally. Its even possible to make someone orgasm just by stimulating their mind.

2019-12-11 22:45:08 UTC

But in order to do that you probably have to do stuff you guys would consider degenerate so just stick to missionary position I guess. lol

2019-12-11 22:46:00 UTC

or sex through a hole in a sheet like the orthodox jews lol

2019-12-11 22:48:42 UTC

Oy vey.
if you can't see the dude it ain't gay.

2019-12-11 22:49:16 UTC

lol

2019-12-12 02:24:29 UTC

VIBE CHECK

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634420893870981168/654508846240497683/image0.gif

2019-12-12 03:00:14 UTC

Females in some species of bird revert to a child-like state, and withhold copulation until a male can feed her a sufficient number of worms. That way, the female demands that the male evens out the parental investment, by providing her with the energy (worms) to produce a nutritious egg (and not just providing cheap sperms).

The deer may be extracting nutrition with which to produce a nutritious egg, before submitting to copulation. Females of some species of spider also extract parental investment by force, by eating the male after copulation, so that she may nourish her growing children.

It is theorized by some that, by forcing this parental investment, it makes the male more likely to carry on investment, since he has more to lose if the children die than he otherwise would without having done the initial donation. It is true that in some species of bird, where the female withholds copulation until a male builds her a suitable nest, co-parenting is observed, and both parents provide worms for their offspring.

t. The Selfish Gene, Chapter 9.

2019-12-12 03:03:31 UTC

ye?

2019-12-12 03:29:16 UTC

Wait...... `The deer may be extracting nutrition with which to produce a nutritious egg, before submitting to copulation.` Kraut? Is that you?

2019-12-12 03:54:02 UTC

How dare you.

2019-12-12 03:54:22 UTC

<:greta:639980991775113227>

2019-12-12 04:52:50 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634420893870981168/654546179371302942/unknown.png

2019-12-12 09:46:07 UTC

@DarthSammich @Keln

It's a baby deer nursing.

2019-12-12 14:31:38 UTC

jew humor

2019-12-12 14:31:47 UTC

reminds me of that jewish golf flick

2019-12-12 14:32:07 UTC

Caddyshack

2019-12-12 20:21:12 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634420893870981168/654779812078157844/9gzrlolz26441.png

2019-12-12 22:56:17 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634420893870981168/654818838684106772/1576190504133.png

2019-12-12 23:35:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634420893870981168/654828694657040394/unknown.png

2019-12-13 02:00:16 UTC

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2019-12-13 02:02:49 UTC

<:BASED:639981478284886021>

2019-12-13 02:06:48 UTC

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2019-12-13 02:30:00 UTC
2019-12-13 02:30:30 UTC

he deleted his pfp <:virgin:396572545610022914>

2019-12-13 02:30:41 UTC

<:why:638779720015675405>

2019-12-13 04:24:07 UTC

@BasedChris t-shirt of that hero:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634420893870981168/654901342879612978/otoya-yamaguchi-t-shirt-top-uyoku-dantai-political-right-wing-party-japan-cool-casual-pride-t-shirt-.png

2019-12-13 04:25:06 UTC

that guy was a teenager while doing the great deed

2019-12-13 04:25:15 UTC

what are you kids doing nowadays smh

2019-12-13 04:25:22 UTC

<:boomer:652987905794375705>

2019-12-13 07:00:12 UTC

Based

2019-12-13 07:00:33 UTC

Bast

2019-12-13 07:00:46 UTC

Baserat och rรถdpillrat som FAN

2019-12-13 07:19:52 UTC

๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธruh

2019-12-13 07:44:38 UTC
2019-12-13 07:44:49 UTC

what

2019-12-13 07:45:17 UTC

Who let Chris back in?

2019-12-13 07:45:31 UTC

i hate basedchris

2019-12-13 07:45:59 UTC
2019-12-13 09:20:44 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634420893870981168/654975987489964033/IMG_20191213_032020_696.jpg

2019-12-13 17:27:14 UTC

nintendo has gone too far with this super nintendo stuff%

2019-12-13 18:37:10 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634420893870981168/655116017592172567/FB_IMG_1576224803820.png

2019-12-13 23:25:47 UTC

<:peek:396543715587391491>

2019-12-14 03:43:28 UTC

it is at times like these that I regret knowing spanish

2019-12-14 03:50:07 UTC

also

2019-12-14 03:50:16 UTC

y'all remember when we were talking about weird midwest happenings?

2019-12-14 03:50:33 UTC

I was part of some occult shit earlier today

2019-12-14 03:51:44 UTC

I dunno if y'all want to hear that story

2019-12-14 04:14:50 UTC

well we ARE in curiosities

2019-12-14 04:14:57 UTC

alright story time

2019-12-14 04:15:01 UTC

so I park at this abandoned building

2019-12-14 04:15:04 UTC

it's close to uptown

2019-12-14 04:15:08 UTC

parking lot's always empty

2019-12-14 04:15:10 UTC

nice place

2019-12-14 04:15:13 UTC

anyway

2019-12-14 04:15:17 UTC

I was off doing some other shit

2019-12-14 04:15:21 UTC

and I come back to my car

2019-12-14 04:15:30 UTC

and there's a cat sitting in the grass next to the parking lot

2019-12-14 04:15:37 UTC

and I've been having kind of a shitty day

2019-12-14 04:15:40 UTC

so I walk over to pet the cat

2019-12-14 04:15:45 UTC

and the cat gets up and walks behind the building

2019-12-14 04:16:02 UTC

and I follow it back there just in time to watch it disappear down this little forest trail

2019-12-14 04:16:15 UTC

and at this point I start thinking

2019-12-14 04:16:24 UTC

"this is the start of something big"

2019-12-14 04:16:42 UTC

it's the midwest, nothing around here is normal

2019-12-14 04:16:47 UTC

so I follow the trail just to see what happens

2019-12-14 04:16:59 UTC

and I get to this roughly circular patch of grass in the forest

2019-12-14 04:17:06 UTC

and standing about ten feet from me

2019-12-14 04:17:07 UTC

are four deer

2019-12-14 04:17:13 UTC

just standing and staring at me

2019-12-14 04:17:44 UTC

so at this point I have no clue what to do

2019-12-14 04:17:51 UTC

so I slowly approach the deer

2019-12-14 04:18:00 UTC

and they start walking back and around the edge of the circle

2019-12-14 04:18:07 UTC

I ended up circling with the deer for a bit

2019-12-14 04:18:19 UTC

some cardinals flew straight through the area a bit into the circling

2019-12-14 04:18:26 UTC

and I eventually end up in a position

2019-12-14 04:18:36 UTC

where the deer are standing in an arc on the side of the circle where the entrance is

2019-12-14 04:18:41 UTC

and I'm on the complete opposite side

2019-12-14 04:18:46 UTC

away from the exit

2019-12-14 04:18:50 UTC

away from getting to my car

2019-12-14 04:18:58 UTC

that was the worst moment

2019-12-14 04:19:01 UTC

luckily we kept circling

2019-12-14 04:19:19 UTC

and eventually I get back near the exit and decide "this is going nowhere, I'm leaving"

2019-12-14 04:19:25 UTC

so I start up the trail

2019-12-14 04:19:32 UTC

and this big doe follows me up the trail a ways

2019-12-14 04:19:35 UTC

and just stares at me

2019-12-14 04:19:50 UTC

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