Avril didn't even ask for peoples pronouns.

@Shadows I just got a great idea for a parody song

do you make songs? or just thought of something funny @BubblyNoodle

Just thought of something funny

Santa's not real! :(

What I thought this guy was santa clause
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas

Are you saying he didn't exist?

So. Amy Schumer right?

That butterfly is way to small for something that fat.

I was gonna go way bigger and say Tess Holiday

@Agent Smith I blame Kevin Straughan for those bans.

lol

:)

God, they just can't figure out how much of a lie they want to tell, can they?

Is it ten percent more? Thirty five percent more?

Unacceptable. PewDiePie should know better

https://imgur.com/gallery/s3EylaF

Yes. My dinner will.

Next question

My human hunger is more valuable than a bird’s entire life. Suck it animals

Gotta say, if we ever had to put together a suicide squad of misfits for some virtuous mission, she would have to be on it

lol

Not sure what her gimmick would be though. She takes a sudden pause for rest after jiggling around like that in the clip. Maybe her power would involve sending shock waves to breach a wall

I always find that animal rights crap amusing, because it demonstrates how out of touch their values are with most people. I suspect that most people aren't as open about it as I am, but I'm actually not terribly concerned with the conditions food animals face in their lives.

Better off

Imo it’s the same strain — not the exact same line, mind you — that people who are pro-abortionists have about things

Rather not exist than to exist in suffering

I remember when I worked at a chicken farm

Battery cage farm yeah

The job was to clean the cages every morning and make sure all the dust is blown off

“Cleaning” the cages entailed pulling out the dead or dying chickens from the cages

Because chickens are dicks man

It wasn’t rare to see a half-dead chicken slowly rotting and being stepped on by the others inside the cage

Any idea what these are?

Vaccines

AHAHAHA

Looks like a lit up sperm

Aliens

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/KztM7rPARkA/maxresdefault.jpg

@abiSchtyelz do this for the Patreon munnies

I'm Dreaming of a...

Catching up on his latest stream. This guy kills me 😂

I know it isn't political, but I died laughing

I instinctively started singing the song in my head, followed immediately by 'dammit!' when I figured out what the picture meant.

https://youtu.be/kZsP2zPyBGc

el machina

yo dude

i fell asleep tryin to upload my rant, then had to work...

howd you think it went

DM me for my email and we'll set up a call if u want

want feed back

you are a 25% author of this thing anyways

Is that you mate?

I’ll watch in a bit when I’m in my shop

I just watched the first few seconds

I’m in fucken tears

Yo whomst tf got deleted

Gotta be a parody.

I was waiting to see if someone would catch that

It's not that I picked up on the cues or anything, so much as the fact that the alternative possibility was too depressing to consider.

Pure insanity

I genuinely love that Trump comet

Oh fuck the wave is good too

Had to look at those for over a year because of a guy that read them on the toilet in my girlfriends house share...

OOY! Do you have a license for that?

Meanwhile

https://youtu.be/enZrtzC5DYM