my father is also overweight

help

my balls smell like pickles

what do I do?

eat them

I've tried rubbing tomatoe water on them

It didn't help

take a shower

Niggae

Showers are for losers

Unironically

showers are for civilised ppl

-_-

-_-

-_-

-_-

t!weather budapest

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**Weather:** ☀ (clear sky)
**Temp:** 57 °F / 14 °C **Wind:** 2 mph / 1.5 m/s
**Humidity:** 93% **Cloudiness:** 0%

niggar

ajajjajajjajaja

https://youtu.be/X1vSOr7GktQ

dude that band is great

I bought some Belle Delphine Bath Water and its smelling so good fellas!

The first jar I will drink. I'll try to sip slowly, but I'll probably end up overcome with lust and chugging it. Looking forward to this and I'm about to explode just thinking about it
The second jar I will reduce and attempt extracting her essence. I will heat the water in a beaker to 80 degrees Celsius (near-boiling) and breathe in the steam, letting it coat my lungs with her moist goodness. I will gradually bring it to a simmer and observe carefully. Hopefully, after the water boils away, I will be left with a thin layer of her gunky goodness on the bottom of the beaker. This I will scrape off and probably use to season my food, so that the essence of her beautiful gamer girl feet and possibly even her vajay-jay infuse my meal with her magical delight. Of course I will also try her extract on its own. I expect a medley of sweet bodily residue that will undoubtedly change my life forever, as I will have officially tasted a female.
The third jar I will keep for emergency. I know it will be a while before another order is available so I will attempt to hold myself off from drinking/reducing it for as long as possible. But there's no way of knowing how long I'll last.
I just hope that she made the necessary preparations for this first shipment. Hopefully she opted out of showering for at least a few days before creating her intoxicating brew, and also engaged in vigorous activity beforehand. My hands have been shaking ever since i've ordered it and I'm sure I won't sleep until they've come in.

Tfw at work

@fridgeanon your work is pretty chill me fren

yeah 😄

What to do to keep my mind off of things?

I need to be occupied with something

long term: meditation
short term: expose yourself to danger

I don't think my mind is strong enough for meditation atm

What type of danger?

thats why I said long term, fro rpevention and stuff

physical danger preferably

Do I just walk alongside traffic or something?

no I think walking is too passive an activity, you can still dwell on stuff while walking and accidentally stumble into traffic

you need to be more active

free climbing

or fighting

Hmmmmmm

perhaps it is better to confront your problems tho

I did what I can

i see

wallowing in despair usually works too

but ye I'd recommend getting into a fight

I'll see what I can do

Thanks

Don't listen to the hippie German @Cielodiluna di Bisanzio#0897

@Cielodiluna di Bisanzio

I usually draw or write to get my mind off stuff

how is getting into fights something hippies do

@ÜltraÜberGöttKönig you never got into a fight

thats besides the point and also untrue

And you are telling others to fight

While you are skinny and never go out of the house

thats exactly what i am doing

keen mind as ever

t!weather Gdansk

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**Weather:** 🌧 (light rain)
**Temp:** 62 °F / 17 °C **Wind:** 7 mph / 3.6 m/s
**Humidity:** 77% **Cloudiness:** 75%

damn

july sucks

Cold

yea

and it started raining

But comfy fam

It is comfy

Keeps your skin white

its comfy sitting here in my cave at work

😄

Yup

Perfect office job

I can play all day n all night

but I want to change this job anyways

I will work in hotel 1min from my commieblock

7 hours a day

<:haha:318675605233336330>

5 days?

few days then off few days off

dunno if 5 or less

Don't worry Uber will tell you to meditate and you will levitate to work with MDMA magically materializing in your pockets

peak bantz

Kraut mad

Look what we build with euro gibs. It shoots laser at foreigners

thank you Germoney

<:haha:318675605233336330>

<:haha:318675605233336330>

cute girls are superior to 50 year old roasties

prove me wrong

thanks fuck Im not 50 year old then

you are

Im 31 m8

you're 60

n-no

Mommy fetish vs young fetish?

Idk dude I am not a weeb like you

handholding love and support fetish

Nice dream

I give all that to my bf

you dont have a bf

true, I have a fiancee

<:haha:318675605233336330>

ok roasted

you're still gay tho

lmeo

kids

This weeb be seething

Yo kid go smell your momma's undies or something

^

Or worst go talk with Uber

you are still talking about me

very cool

I love you too

ok here

1

light theme is disgusting

not giving out the nicknames to you

i just want the awful people here seething

this only fuels my evilness

I am very evil indeed

I will keep preying on you little one

i have way more but i wont bother

wouldnt want to make the big bad wolf mad now would you

So some dude told you you are cute?

several dudes and girls

and theyre all great ❤

and they also make roasties seethe

and niggers too

why are you telling complete strangers about your friends

as an expert on the human psyche I can tell that you seek validation above all else

I will mediate on this an astrally project my soul into your consciousness and steal all good memories you have

@appropriate nickname invite me thete

haha no

@appropriate nickname scared?

that you'll stir shit up like the posionous person you are? yeah

So you are scared and you don't trust the cohesion of your people

If they can't even make a gypsy seethe

For sure they can't make a roastie or a nigger seethe

what do you mean cohesion

ȘAH MAT weeb

i dont want them to waste their keyboard switches lmao

I already won dude, you told me your friends are pro and a good gang

But the idea of having me there is dangerous

HAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

ye

why add toxic people to a nice place

just make everyone angry and make you more full of yourself

I won

Shhhhh

why the fuck do you use light theme

uhm what did you win

the "being last to talk" game

you're literally seething hard because you know you cant do anything to hurt my relationship with those people

You came here flexing with your gang

And now you back off

ill keep posting screencaps of how much these people are great towards me and others and there is nothing you can do about it

you should back off or you'll be kicked for bullying

@ÜltraÜberGöttKönig go wash your hair you dirty slav rapebaby

I did yesterday

what is this argument about

nothing at all

shitflinging

as per usual

oh no im not arguing

im just here to post things specifically to the people who'd get mad at the thought that there are people out there making me feel good and supporting it

such as

You started bullying fridgeanon

i was joking

retard

yea you bullied fridge in vc too

oh now its just joking

hahhahaahha

its almost like she's not 60

@rogalik dude can you just do your admin job and mute toxic people like @appropriate nickname#588

?!??!?!?!?!????!

i've already told mode who's actually stirring shit up and bullying people and turns out plenty of people had this experience before

its just a shame they left

U can go suck a dick u pimpled faced virgin weeb

lol

I remember u from vc, hysterical virgin

yeah

what who left

did the bullies get what they deserve?

you know

a few people left recently but I dont know who you mean

oh you mean the bullied peopel left

I see

i dont need to insult people on vc or call them virgins because im seething they have friends, but i guess that is what differs us from the rest of you here

well I guess you arent referrign to me after all since I never kenw you had friends til now

what a load off my mind

not that there is anything wrong with being a virgin, unironically using that as an insult just shows you are obsessed and probably have a masculinity complex since your father left you at an early age

see thats exactly why you are no better than the ones you are looking down on

you are just too blind to see your own hypocrisy

not a shred of self awareness

lol

haha xd

I wouldn't have any issues with his weak baits for conflict but he started bullying fridge

Rude

And uncalled for

imagine not getting tagged by people wanting to talk to you and play games everyday in a server with over 2k friends being either teased or cuteposted by everyone everyday

no i just came here bullying her as a joke shes fine

thats exactly what he did in vc too
he wanted to go into fridges channel specifically to annoy her about being a mommy gf but didnt have the balls to go first

dude I am getting tagegd as well daily by my friends I am just not insecure enough to go parading aroudn with that

but what isnt a joke is trying to torment someone over your own urge to just hurt someone

which is what some people here did

not you

Who wouldn't want to hurt you dude?

nah you are getting motivations mixed up I think

see

thats the thing

people that dont make those who do seethe

and those people quite frankly are like my family

do you really think having people to play vidya with is an achievement to make others seethe over

they dont always aprove of what i say or do

amazing

but they do always support me and are there in times of need

now i wonder if the seething cucks here can say the same

lmao

Uber do you really meditate or u just meming?

approve

you know what pisses me off about you?
Flaunting around your friends like a badge. It's incredibly narcissistic and reduces your "friends" to nothing but status symbols. I would never degrade mine like that because they actually *are* family to me. You can keep bolstering your ego if you want I can't stop you just be aware that you sound like a sociopath.

I started about two weeks ago. I like larping as an esoteric but meditation does have real benefits

if you do it long enough at least

which I havent

yet

I just close my eyes and blank my mind, unwillingly I am medidating

Like 10 mins

ye thats about it

On work breaks

I do about 30

although it feels like 15

after weaking up I sit up against the wall in half lotus and just dpo it

I dont use a timer

I tried to get into it a year ago with timer and gradually building up my time but that was too autistic and didnt work

now I am doing it intuitively

I just do squats to get in rhythm

After me break

After me mind break

sounds good

I call it mind break

Lmao

wel lthats what it is bascialyl

I have a hard time keeping my mind blank tbh but sometimes I notice that the thoughts are detached form me, liek I am not the one rambling in my midn but that the thoughts just happen

very weird

Yeah, it's not good to verbalize

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