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FIRST SHITPOST

Yell

FIRST CHASTISE POST ;

DOGAL RORN THE FAGGOT

[ *This User Has Been Banned* ]

and then i dropped my gun, and kicked her in the goochie

Advice time kiddies: dont be gay like @Rogal Dorn The Autistic

Fortnite Dance on her B00chie

touchdown

I couldnt get her number tho

S A D

Next time bud

soon dude

Don't be forceful but be assertive

do it at gun point you'll get it then

talk to her a few times and keep stance - but - let her *give* it to you

^^

do not *take* it

@Rogal Dorn The Autistic he can get a BJ in too I'll bet

hell if he's gonna make it that far, fuck the number

yea go for the *KILL*

get some wendy's for us while your at it if you wouldn't mind m8

Spicy TENDIES for me

BACON8 ME BRUDDER

damn i may just go out and get some tendies 👀

Lol

Dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YTDu-5376A

Not even gonna lie

00ft. I miss my fat ass ex who made me tendies once.

I have dino ones atm

HAND

OFF

The dino tendies

Nyat

bOI

I am not Stalin

So maybe I share

🅱oluntary Gulag

Wait

I told you about the dude I met that was in a gulag for the last decade of Russian communism yeah?

Well she showed interest during the conversation, but she was just being nice I think

Bah

@Hellhound6 briecly I believe

Stop over thinking it

@Sir Harndes nah homie you said she seemed interested - just give her time - feel it out

^ that too

Look imma be real

best bet is to distract yourself off it this early in when you're not engaging her directly

alright, that's it i'm getting me homie mallet

Women don't want a dude that's an anxious sad boi mess

^^^^^^

Sadly I'll prob have to wait till the beggining of the next year to talk to her again

> Not ***ALL*** women

You can be in touch with the feelies but you cant be an overly sensitive bitch either

@Hellhound6 big reason im insecure about relationships

I'm tracking there bud

@Sir Harndes It sucks but the truth is ; sometimes it's better to Internalize.

Not always.

Not forever.

I'm still learning that FFS

Find positive outlets that isn't the female

BUT

See

Take your time king, don't over think this otherwise you're gonna be putting yourself in a mental state that'll (possibly) blow something, lay back and relax.

Remember, you're a fackin KING, find yourself some outlets and keep your head up

Use your confidence to help you with those broken down problems we talked about

This is how I operate, instead of blowing up or freaking out, I take a step back n come at her when I'm calm n tell her what's going on

Well normally

brb 1% batt

confidence will take you further than anything

^

Fake it til you make if you have to homie

R8

But how should I show confidence my "confidence" to her?

. . . what?

Nvm. Just wondering

look at her like one of us (well at like 20% any more and it'll be weird), just be yourself and don't be afraid to show your colors (minus any homiesexualism because ya know)

Advise : Strip up Chicken Thighs ; bake in spices and Maple Syrup?

aw hell yeah

Meine got

no homo but i'd give my homie some head if he made me some shit like that. 40% gey

Considering some Coca cola marinade, too. . .

Only forehead kisses bruh

Oh I got it

if u use fake syrup u deserve death

B r u h I can make some of the dankest food

AND I got socks on

FUC MIN ASZ

Dude

I'll show her my tendies

j k j k

Imma make y'all homos chicken Philly cheesesteaks

y a s s s

fuuuark

Ya boi can cook

>chicken
>cheeseSTEAKS

frig off rogal




jk luv u

It was one of the things i wanted to do after the service

luv u too

Ha

GAY

Screenshot

so Ima use coke instead of the soy sauce

Like

Patriot sand

Or like coke

No

Fat Juice

jeeeesus that sounds kinda american

You know me 👀

will you b using diet conk?

fucc daat

Ree

thats what i thought

I'm sitting in the trench

jesus why coke

Fug you

fug it

i'll b back bois i gotta go get these tendies

Lel

@INNYGMATYK do it faggot

@Hellhound6 Locating an AUX - but.

But?

@Kaptain bonez trenches

Someone challenged me to run the Cougar Gauntlet

Should I?

Yes.

Yes

Do it

In doing so, I have at least one excuse to dodge *all* ""obligation""

and

desu

anon?

***F U C K***

OBLIGATION

***V I V E***

LA

LIBERTE

SAD BOI HOURS?!

AT 0026?!?

**Y U P**

Yee boi

YEEE UHHH

$250. What should I buy?

Beans.

Lots of beans

What are you trying to get?

Idk.

I’m putting a front sight rail mount on my carbine for my tlr-vir and a pressure switch near my afg.

Just get beans

@North /K/arolina you just answered your question. Get the new gucci switch. Extra dosh goes to armor or gas mask depending if you need either

@North /K/arolina ammo

Buy my kidney

@mcguyver123 I’ve already ordered the switch. Just wondering if there’s anything cool for $250. Might sell the level 3+ plates I won in a raffle. Got a fudd friend who wants to pawn off his ar500 carrier for $60 too. Might blaspheme some Hoplite by sticking swimmer plates in an ar500 carrier 😂

@North /K/arolina#1662 hoplite rocks

If you're near Cherokee, surplus ciras can be had for $60

@North /K/arolina I’m friends with Lyman the CEO of Hoplite and do some work for him lmk if you decide on that and I can likely get you a promo code

This is that deal I’m eyeballing

not bad

@North /K/arolina that's what I got but on sale.

Hey. I'm trying to make a fb group. I created it already. But I'm trying to post to it and it is using my account to post to the group. How do I post as the page?

Idk about these days - but in '14, you had to have a separate page-managing app, linked to your FB

Pages Manager seems to work okay

Honestly might be what @INNYGMATYK is talking about

I remember that app

they had it back in 18 as well

I have it. Idk how to add my new page to it.

Not sure there my dude - sorry

Hold on. I may be able to help

I think I created a group instead of a page. Lmao

Fuck

Yep. I be dumb

<:pepe:554418817040777290>

Oh thank god

Because i can't figure this shit out

Fuck this app

Yeah. Its goofy af

It really is. It has the page i don't use and haven't used since a few years ago, but not the one i plan on using as a backup

I'm planning on making a page. Might as well jump on the bangwagon and repost memew

@thedarkness05 make one for local/regional boog crews

I was making one to shitpost, but I guess I could do that

Or shitpost

I dont call the shots @thedarkness05

Lol

Reeeee

But nah, Im sure people could filter in that way. Its just that I already do so much organizing. But having my own goon squad woupd be pretty sweet

@thedarkness05 it helps for sure

Yeah that is a nice thing to have. I've thought about making a page but I want to make sure my time commitment is there, and I have to get better at producing my own memes

@joeklr650 (Vladimir Jotaro) based

Just talked to the gal im interested

Didnt last 3 minutes

Her friend came in and I got full ignored

F

@Sir Harndes play it cool. It happens. There'll be more opportunities in the future. But if you spurge out there won't

Also if it shows shes got interest in her friends, that's a good thing. Means she wont be a grade A clinger and can find joy outside of interest in a man.

She has friends which speaks good about her is what I'm saying. Dont be a spurg. It's how you handle this that'll define the situation

@mcguyver123 yep

Saw her taking the trash out the floor

Eco princess

Still

Got a lil bit frustrated

Kings recently some close friends of mine have been going behind my back and I’m trying my hardest not to lay hands on them

What's crackin?

Sorry to hear that bud, what's the scoop?

Basically I had a break up and my oldest friends started DMing her, which is not so bad but they’re trying to make her more of a fixture in our little circle of friends then she ever was when we were dating, and they’d all lied and said they hadn’t been talking to her, and now my friend told me to just get used to it and told me about all the lying

Id say that's a pretty shady circle tbh

Well not to shit on your friends but fuck those guys. I can relate though and that is irritating.

Are you innasmalltown King?

No, not too small, but the bulk of us have known each other since Middle school so it’s basically half my social group

I feel that

That sucks. . . it sounds like she's pretty integrated too...

Unfortunately I found it easier in my personal situation just to branch out and distance myself from my old friends that were doin similar shit

If they're lyin to you and can't be basically respectful to someone they've known for such a long time then it would appear to me they haven't grown as much as you did. You deserve good friends - and that doesn't sound like a high bar.

Thanks king, I’m thinking of reaching out at the vet center at college and developing my friends there and just leaving them behind

It sucks and doesn't feel good to do it but from my perspective it passes and gets better. Personally it helped me to move to a different state as well which I was looking to do for a while.

Yeah, once I’m done with college I’m outie, I been living in Cali too long, especially now that I’ve seen the light about how kickass it is to live elsewhere

I've only ever heard bad things about cali tbh

They’re probably not wrong, weather is nice, but not nice enough to deal with the other baggage

I moved to Missouri (Kansas City right on the border with Kansas) and it was my best decision yet.

I was from New Yorkistan.

It's pretty fucked there too

Yeah get the fuck outta Cali - consider Schad's comments on resetting your network

I've found the same helps

( was atta bar - mind me )

I've had to cut ties with close friends because they became toxic. Longest friendship I cut was about 8 years or so. Just because they were there in the past dosent change what they're doing now. It the whole what have you done for me lately thing. I still want them to be well, but just not near me

Ok, it seems I’ll just try and distance myself, got but 3 years left here till I can use my degree to GTFO

@thedarkness05 To expand on what you've said: good friendship shouldn't be at your expense - in terms of mental/emotional health. It's kinda like hiring a guy to change your car tires and he just shits in your seat and hands you the keys.

Just light his business on fir-

I mean

Find a new guy

ha haha

Pretty much yeah. Like I was putting all the effort in the friendship. So I told the 6 or 7 of em, we're still friends, but y'all gotta set things up, I'm done doing everything. Its been a year or so since we've even talked

im a commie pussy magnet

Why the fuck cant I find a decent woman?

The commies are leftovers that nobody wants, hence the increased availability.

Im not so sure they exist tbh

@Schadraquetor makes sense

@VI/K/INGinnaTRENCH/K/OAT they do exist

I haven't found any.

I also live in Indiana

Hope you don't find one

San Francisco, Portland, New York, you name it

I mean I've found decent women in NY, the actual based kind

NYC my bad

There too

@thedarkness05 Good for you. I don't think this any decent Women left in Seattle or Tacoma For that point.

Remember to check under your mattress covers and mattress pads for mold folks. Don't let it sneak up on ya.

There is a chick I like who is 2 years younger and is good friends with my sister (who showed me a vid of her on snap and I thought she was pretty nice) I met her once at an open house at my sister's tech school. We have similar tastes in music and I've been wanting to find someone since I broke up with my ex 3 yrs ago and havent had any success in the game since my ex. I wanna ask her out but with this whole Carona shit idk what to do and I kinda dont want to put it off till after this virus blows over because im leaving the area in about a half a year. Plz send advice and outside perspectives

Um idk how well you know this person, if you're openly talking to her find a movie or show that you both like and ask her to come over and watch it with you because you're bored

Even if nothing happens she'll probably laugh and have a good time, especially if alcohol is involved

Laughter+alcohol+good entertainment+eye contact=wet panties