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Lmao
his ass is at my house
only i can slurp that hole
Gib now
Fuck y'all doggo is life
your dog can't eat your ass on a cold winter's night
That's..just..no
cute doggo tho
My dog in a skull mask
Lmao
Can't hide his/her identity
@snowman My ex would put whipped cream or peanut butter on her snatche and make the dog lick it off
I left as soon as I found out
LMAO
let the lil nigga get some poosey man
@snowman A 6 year old Belgian Malinois licking the crotch of a 22 year old chick?
That's pedophilia
No
The dog would be older than her
Technically
Still wrong though
So its just a daddy kink then?
where do y'all niggas find these bitches man tf
ya know, just for reference
@Hellhound6 Still nasty ass shit bruv
so i can know to stay away
@snowman We met at a gas station
@насильственное убийство youre not wrong
how tf does one end up dating someone they met at a gas station
Very carefully
Idk, I've seen people get married at gas stations
@snowman She needed help with her car, kept putting diesel i to her unleaded tank, I helped her, and for some retarded reason that I can not identify, she gave me her number
month later were banging at the back of the Applebee's that she worked at
...
thats kinda wholesome tbh
That should have been clue #1
minus doggie pussy lickie time
banging*
Well hanging too, nut..
hehe
nutte
I put my mozzarella stick into her Blooming onion
@Trash Squid WTF?? LMAO
bee all up in her apple
The worst part is at that point, it was literally only the second time I ever been laid, so sone of my cheese spilled into her
@насильственное убийство wait wait wait. Did you need a step stool to hit it?
@Hellhound6 it was on the dumpster
Classy
wait a fucking moment
you fucked a bitch on a APPLEBEES DUMPSTER
Yes
it was practically empty at the time, had been dumped the same morning
What am I reading
@Trash Squid bro, goon time. Gotta purge the unclean
Ah shit... Been nice knowing you guys
Lmao, shits wild
Fuck I you guys 🤣
Also
Speaking of Dogs
I saw the movie UP for the first time ever
I liked it
Shit slaps
THEY HAD DOGS OPERATING WAR PLANES
HOW FUCKIN'BADASS IS THAT
Still waiting on that ass btw
The ATFs worst nightmare
Lol Brooooooo
Turbo cannibal
AHH, cannibal.... I thought you meant.....
IT CAN BE BOTH
Lol bro, das ghey
I will wait no more
The price of stolen brisket is eaten ass
Second panel. Had a situation like that
I remember this
*H Y P E*
*S C R E A M S I N P I Z Z A*
itallian gillie suit
@Trash Squid Mama Mia, it'sa me, Sniper-O
lol
Ah shit, now the Mario theme is stuck in my head
Huh? I just noticed that my name keeps changing color
Cute
You blue if you were green you would die
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