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2019-09-16 02:30:38 UTC

Lmao

2019-09-16 02:30:57 UTC

his ass is at my house
only i can slurp that hole

2019-09-16 02:32:09 UTC

Gib now

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/622983029073248256/20190915_222814.jpg

2019-09-16 02:34:37 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/622983654137921556/PhotoEditor_20190915_223413876.jpg

2019-09-16 02:34:39 UTC

Fuck y'all doggo is life

2019-09-16 02:35:06 UTC

your dog can't eat your ass on a cold winter's night

2019-09-16 02:35:20 UTC

That's..just..no

2019-09-16 02:35:40 UTC

cute doggo tho

2019-09-16 02:37:56 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/622984487868956692/20190915_223723.jpg

2019-09-16 02:38:01 UTC

My dog in a skull mask

2019-09-16 02:38:15 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/622984566352642068/20190915_223710.jpg

2019-09-16 02:38:20 UTC

Lmao

2019-09-16 02:38:30 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/622984630743597056/20190915_223615.jpg

2019-09-16 02:38:31 UTC

Can't hide his/her identity

@snowman My ex would put whipped cream or peanut butter on her snatche and make the dog lick it off

I left as soon as I found out

2019-09-16 02:39:22 UTC

LMAO

2019-09-16 02:39:57 UTC

let the lil nigga get some poosey man

@snowman A 6 year old Belgian Malinois licking the crotch of a 22 year old chick?

That's pedophilia

2019-09-16 02:41:18 UTC

No

2019-09-16 02:41:27 UTC

The dog would be older than her

2019-09-16 02:41:31 UTC

Technically

2019-09-16 02:41:38 UTC

Still wrong though

2019-09-16 02:41:46 UTC

So its just a daddy kink then?

2019-09-16 02:41:57 UTC

where do y'all niggas find these bitches man tf

2019-09-16 02:42:02 UTC

ya know, just for reference

@Hellhound6 Still nasty ass shit bruv

2019-09-16 02:42:07 UTC

so i can know to stay away

@snowman We met at a gas station

2019-09-16 02:42:15 UTC
2019-09-16 02:42:43 UTC

how tf does one end up dating someone they met at a gas station

2019-09-16 02:42:51 UTC

Very carefully

2019-09-16 02:43:42 UTC

Idk, I've seen people get married at gas stations

@snowman She needed help with her car, kept putting diesel i to her unleaded tank, I helped her, and for some retarded reason that I can not identify, she gave me her number

month later were banging at the back of the Applebee's that she worked at

2019-09-16 02:44:15 UTC

...

2019-09-16 02:44:20 UTC

thats kinda wholesome tbh

2019-09-16 02:44:24 UTC

That should have been clue #1

2019-09-16 02:44:32 UTC

minus doggie pussy lickie time

banging*

Well hanging too, nut..

2019-09-16 02:45:18 UTC

hehe
nutte

2019-09-16 02:45:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/622986378007019530/20190915_222814_20190915224508972.jpg

I put my mozzarella stick into her Blooming onion

2019-09-16 02:45:53 UTC

@Trash Squid WTF?? LMAO

2019-09-16 02:46:12 UTC

bee all up in her apple

The worst part is at that point, it was literally only the second time I ever been laid, so sone of my cheese spilled into her

2019-09-16 02:46:41 UTC

@насильственное убийство wait wait wait. Did you need a step stool to hit it?

@Hellhound6 it was on the dumpster

2019-09-16 02:47:16 UTC

Classy

2019-09-16 02:47:18 UTC

wait a fucking moment

2019-09-16 02:47:26 UTC

you fucked a bitch on a APPLEBEES DUMPSTER

2019-09-16 02:48:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/622987025867472935/w8a9tktpter11.jpg

it was practically empty at the time, had been dumped the same morning

2019-09-16 02:48:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/622987135980535818/GlitchCam_20190915_224638882.jpg

2019-09-16 02:48:38 UTC

What am I reading

2019-09-16 02:49:11 UTC

@Trash Squid bro, goon time. Gotta purge the unclean

Ah shit... Been nice knowing you guys

2019-09-16 02:50:55 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/622987756808699944/GlitchCam_20190915_224919749.jpg

2019-09-16 02:51:00 UTC

Lmao, shits wild

2019-09-16 02:51:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/622987833791086639/20190915_225105.jpg

Fuck I you guys 🤣

Speaking of Dogs

I saw the movie UP for the first time ever

I liked it

2019-09-16 02:56:42 UTC

Shit slaps

THEY HAD DOGS OPERATING WAR PLANES

HOW FUCKIN'BADASS IS THAT

2019-09-16 02:56:55 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/622989263650291722/20190915_222814.jpg

2019-09-16 02:57:00 UTC

Still waiting on that ass btw

2019-09-16 02:57:09 UTC

The ATFs worst nightmare

Lol Brooooooo

2019-09-16 02:57:33 UTC

Turbo cannibal

AHH, cannibal.... I thought you meant.....

2019-09-16 02:58:40 UTC

IT CAN BE BOTH

Lol bro, das ghey

2019-09-16 03:00:08 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/622990074954645519/20190915_222814_20190915225952888.jpg

2019-09-16 03:00:24 UTC

I will wait no more

2019-09-16 03:00:41 UTC

The price of stolen brisket is eaten ass

2019-09-16 03:02:22 UTC

Second panel. Had a situation like that

2019-09-16 03:36:18 UTC

I remember this

2019-09-16 03:36:24 UTC

*H Y P E*

2019-09-16 21:35:34 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/623270783988400128/FB_IMG_1568664104648.jpg

2019-09-16 21:36:36 UTC

*S C R E A M S I N P I Z Z A*

2019-09-16 21:38:48 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/623271595372183564/FB_IMG_1568661751684.jpg

2019-09-16 22:40:23 UTC

itallian gillie suit

@Trash Squid Mama Mia, it'sa me, Sniper-O

2019-09-16 22:41:26 UTC

lol

Ah shit, now the Mario theme is stuck in my head

Huh? I just noticed that my name keeps changing color

2019-09-16 22:44:04 UTC

You blue if you were green you would die

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