@snowman She needed help with her car, kept putting diesel i to her unleaded tank, I helped her, and for some retarded reason that I can not identify, she gave me her number

month later were banging at the back of the Applebee's that she worked at

...

thats kinda wholesome tbh

That should have been clue #1

minus doggie pussy lickie time

banging*

Well hanging too, nut..

hehe
nutte

I put my mozzarella stick into her Blooming onion

@Trash Squid WTF?? LMAO

bee all up in her apple

The worst part is at that point, it was literally only the second time I ever been laid, so sone of my cheese spilled into her

@насильственное убийство wait wait wait. Did you need a step stool to hit it?

@Hellhound6 it was on the dumpster

Classy

wait a fucking moment

you fucked a bitch on a APPLEBEES DUMPSTER

Yes

it was practically empty at the time, had been dumped the same morning

What am I reading

@Trash Squid bro, goon time. Gotta purge the unclean

Ah shit... Been nice knowing you guys

Lmao, shits wild

Fuck I you guys 🤣

Also

Speaking of Dogs

I saw the movie UP for the first time ever

I liked it

Shit slaps

THEY HAD DOGS OPERATING WAR PLANES

HOW FUCKIN'BADASS IS THAT

Still waiting on that ass btw

The ATFs worst nightmare