That's..just..no

cute doggo tho

My dog in a skull mask

Lmao

Can't hide his/her identity

@snowman My ex would put whipped cream or peanut butter on her snatche and make the dog lick it off

I left as soon as I found out

LMAO

let the lil nigga get some poosey man

@snowman A 6 year old Belgian Malinois licking the crotch of a 22 year old chick?

That's pedophilia

No

The dog would be older than her

Technically

Still wrong though

So its just a daddy kink then?

where do y'all niggas find these bitches man tf

ya know, just for reference

@Hellhound6 Still nasty ass shit bruv

so i can know to stay away

@snowman We met at a gas station

@насильственное убийство youre not wrong

how tf does one end up dating someone they met at a gas station

Very carefully

Idk, I've seen people get married at gas stations

@snowman She needed help with her car, kept putting diesel i to her unleaded tank, I helped her, and for some retarded reason that I can not identify, she gave me her number

month later were banging at the back of the Applebee's that she worked at

...

thats kinda wholesome tbh

That should have been clue #1

minus doggie pussy lickie time

banging*

Well hanging too, nut..

hehe
nutte

I put my mozzarella stick into her Blooming onion

@Trash Squid WTF?? LMAO

bee all up in her apple

The worst part is at that point, it was literally only the second time I ever been laid, so sone of my cheese spilled into her

@насильственное убийство wait wait wait. Did you need a step stool to hit it?