Not over 40

And the US will probably never have another draft so don’t sweat it. Just fill it out and continue being an American trapped in a 3rd world shit hole

But when camp is full of 18yos anyone older looks ancient

If I lose my us citizenpship, is better for me to kill myself

Yeah in the army if you’re 30 you’re old as shit

I love the US

Hate Brazil

Would be the sadest thing in my entire life if some shit happens to me

I was searching about if I could enlist in the US when living abroad

And I faced this shit

@thatgoonsteve42 do you know something about it?

>be me
>double nationality
>get drafted
>at least it's not brazil.mp4
>go to war and get to see the world
>get assigned to "shit squad"
>mfw

Give me a few minutes

Trying to eat

Oh, sorry

@Dr Meme damn

I understand that the american army is different, but i would still do my military service again.

To me it was a fun experience

The only thing i don't miss is eating at light speed and then exercise right after

Because i went with a squad of dumb teenagers that liked guns and had nothing better yo do

The first time we got our rifles they felt heavy as shit

They gave us fals

But at the end wasnt that bad, at least when just marching around

And at luch they gave us 20min yo rest and everyone went to the store to watch novelas

Man, i miss those times

Our lieutenant named us "delta squad" (after some famous specops unit here) because right after they handed each of us our rifles, some retard pulled the charging handle (but didn't load it) and we heard the noise and turn to see him point the rilfe at his friend. Of course they got yelled at and smoked. The name stayed with us for the rest of the year

@Sir Harndes that is a question to ask at the embassy or consulate in Brazil

Yeah, googled it

And that's what I'll do

I've been there before

Good man

Also I'll see about that service yadda yadda shit

There ya go

2 birds with 1 shot

Sorry I can’t be more helpful

You're not an embassador lol

You helped me a lot

Lol I do what I can

Bunch of you guys are super young

Knowing that Im not going to be arrested is good to me

I turn 30 in a month

Lol yeah they’re not going to come for you and throw you in jail

But If i go to US, yeah

However, if you go to enlist you can’t enlist without being registered in the selective service program

Or worse, lose my us citizenship

And there’s some other things not registering prevents you from doing but that’s an easy google search that you can do

That I searched

Student loans and all

You’re not going to lose your citizenship my man. You’re an American. And we don’t just yank citizenship from people.

I'm naive in some things

You’re 19

I lived more in Brazil then US

Your brain is still developing and growing

Well

Still a bit worried, but more calm

Thanks folk

I owe you a crate of beer

@Foxhound I looked up what Totenkopf means and one of the rougher translations of it is "dead head"... I didn't know you were a fan of the Grateful Dead

@Foxhound I am whats up?

Y'all ever make offerins incase you offend a spirit or some shit? Something's fucking arounf eith my house

@Foxhound sorry but no, I have not needed to

Well the go bag I ordered arrived. Little smaller than I'd hoped

Pictures?

Not a bad little bag honestly. Moderate storage capabilities, lightweight.

*oof*

Get a goruck

Photos from the war?

WWI

My great grandpa was a unit photographer

For a US army air service unit

Aww hell ya

That's fuckin' awesome

Holy shit, these photos must be rare

One of a kind

This is my favorite

Holy fuckin' shit, is that a midflight photo?

During a god damn dog fight?

Sure is

We was friends with a Medal of Honor recommendation named Wilbert White

He

https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dogg-straight-gangsta-gangster-into-it-supportive-gif-10455620

I have letters talking about how he rammed his plane into a German aviator to save his friend

And this is some general but I can’t figure out who

Incredible

And here’s his insignia

That's amazing bro

Am I the only one that gets really fucking nervous whenever someone joins?

Lmao why

HANGOUT BOIS

https://www.twitch.tv/saucedaeronaut

Feds

Traitors

Their ilk.

Well i just woke up

It's fucking 2 AM herer

And I think i will play some vidya

Hello, just joined

Fed.

@here look at this autism

You've heard of big tiddy goth gf...

Now, get ready for small tiddy gopnik gf!

Stop. I can only get so erect

This is why it is good to be gopnik

Rather have a big tiddy goth gf tho

Nazgoth

AK-47s, gopnitsas, cocaine, vodka, partying, and hardbass

Fuck cocaine. The rest I'll take

Clearly you've never tried it 😉

But hey

To each their own

Also, I just googled nazgoth, and wow... that's quite possibly one of the most niche and imo edgy aesthetics out there, but I can't really judge because gopnik is edgy af

Lmao I was wondering if you would google it

AND BOY

WHY DO YOU KEEP

CHANGING

YOUR

GOT DAMN

NAME

Think I'll keep this one

It suits me

Also... question for you... wtf is a siegetard?

@One Shot Paddy my great grandfather fought in WW1 too

As a rifleman

Nice man

He was a doughboy

Mine was attached to HQ

Well, idk if he was a rifleman, but surely infantry

Mine was signal corps

Attached to air service

147th Aerosquadron

Thats unique

He was elite

He was the unit photographer

That’s why I have so many photos

Wish I had photos

Frenchies

Oh in the french side

He was American

Now im confused lol

But he has pics of many counties

He was a combined sector

British

FT-17

Thats fantastic

BF1 scene right here

Lol

Eddie Rickenbacker

Did he suffer discrimination for his surname?

I have no idea

Many americans with german heritage suffered

He had a German cousin fighting on the other side

Wow

We have a family tree drawn back on his side all the way back to 1774

John Van Doren was the oldest relative

Wish I could gather some documents

The only one I could get was a city one, mentioning he was a veteran

And his name, of course

If y'all need a good chuckle go read the SPLC descriptions of extremist groups

So many trigger words

Yeah it’s funny

Holocaust denial lol

ITS A DUCK

A FUCKEN DUCK

@Foxhound goose

GOOSE

NEED

Might be slightly drunk

Don't mind me

But

We're still on wednesday

A goock

Or a duckoose

DOOK

Y'all snakebite whiskey is p good.

Damn, almost...

@Sir Harndes is that real?

I hope not. I wanna watch him fry

Affirmative

He was found in a fetal position

Figures

Little bitch

They thought someone harassed him or something, but they found he tried to hang himself

That tell a lot of things

What a pussy

Nothing we don't know already

I've met beta males with more balls

What do you expect?

He's not even human

I know

Bitchy government

Lol, It's obvious he did all kinds of shit imaginable

Do fucking something

No doubts we should do a boogaloo

Well let's not go all accelerationist. The Boogaloo will happen eventually

Corruption at its finest bois

I agree

Besides, as a gopnik I have a responsibility during the Boogaloo to do some serious hoodrat shit

Lol

As a southerner, I dunno what I should do

Shoot with a M60 on the back of a pickup?

Drink corn liquor while plowing through shit in a suped up truck while blasting country

And tossing pipe bombs out the window at the bad guys

Love country

Good idea

Would switch corn liquor to a good whiskey

But sounds good lol

That or moonshine

Heck

Why can't I use the CSA flag emoji??

Nitro?

I want to speak with the manager

Should gut that fucker and hang him from a crane as a warning.

Jesus dude, Iranian revolutionary guard much?

Gross

Don't be like Taliban btw

They killed some guys who raped little boys

They didn't kill them 'cause they were pedos

Because they considered it homo

That's bullshit

The Taliban rape little boys all the time

I was like "BITCH DA FUCK"

It's a part of Afghani culture

Pedophiles deserve it. @AKAlexei. If I must channel the guard to remove a cancer would that be wrong?

Why not channel Croatian death squad instead? Much more effective

Why croatian?

Lol

Because fuck Bosnia

Lmao

And why fuck Bosnia?

I'm just kidding dude

Their crimes are among the most vile, not to mention violent a person can do. They cannot be treated, not cured of their urges. Nor would I bother attempting to rehabilitate them. They are scum, parasites, cancer. Do you permit a mouse within your house? Offer it milk and cookies? No, you get a cat to kill the mouse.