I was searching about if I could enlist in the US when living abroad

And I faced this shit

@thatgoonsteve42 do you know something about it?

>be me
>double nationality
>get drafted
>at least it's not brazil.mp4
>go to war and get to see the world
>get assigned to "shit squad"
>mfw

Give me a few minutes

Trying to eat

Oh, sorry

@Dr Meme damn

I understand that the american army is different, but i would still do my military service again.

To me it was a fun experience

The only thing i don't miss is eating at light speed and then exercise right after

Because i went with a squad of dumb teenagers that liked guns and had nothing better yo do

The first time we got our rifles they felt heavy as shit

They gave us fals

But at the end wasnt that bad, at least when just marching around

And at luch they gave us 20min yo rest and everyone went to the store to watch novelas

Man, i miss those times

Our lieutenant named us "delta squad" (after some famous specops unit here) because right after they handed each of us our rifles, some retard pulled the charging handle (but didn't load it) and we heard the noise and turn to see him point the rilfe at his friend. Of course they got yelled at and smoked. The name stayed with us for the rest of the year

@Sir Harndes that is a question to ask at the embassy or consulate in Brazil

Yeah, googled it

And that's what I'll do

I've been there before

Good man

Also I'll see about that service yadda yadda shit

There ya go

2 birds with 1 shot

Sorry I can’t be more helpful

You're not an embassador lol

You helped me a lot

Lol I do what I can

Bunch of you guys are super young

Knowing that Im not going to be arrested is good to me

I turn 30 in a month

Lol yeah they’re not going to come for you and throw you in jail

But If i go to US, yeah

However, if you go to enlist you can’t enlist without being registered in the selective service program

Or worse, lose my us citizenship

And there’s some other things not registering prevents you from doing but that’s an easy google search that you can do

That I searched

Student loans and all

You’re not going to lose your citizenship my man. You’re an American. And we don’t just yank citizenship from people.