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2019-05-07 03:20:35 UTC

It's ok

2019-05-07 03:20:46 UTC

I know what must be done...

2019-05-07 03:21:15 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/575160189838163999/anigif_sub-buzz-25798-1556822362-1.gif

2019-05-07 03:22:09 UTC

>I know what must be done
>build a weapons manufacturing company that will forever change warfare and then proceed to save humanity

Godspeed brother

2019-05-07 03:22:43 UTC

I'm from Poland

2019-05-07 03:22:50 UTC

Dude I still love that that actually wasn't in the script for Iron Man 1

2019-05-07 03:23:07 UTC

Oh shit, Polandbro

2019-05-07 03:23:08 UTC

Nice

2019-05-07 03:23:45 UTC

RDJ had his lines on cards and threw them aside, essentially setting the tone for all future Marvel movies in that the heroes are unapologetically superheroes

2019-05-07 03:24:01 UTC

I love it

2019-05-07 06:04:14 UTC

This is how fun parts of military life looks like?

2019-05-07 12:31:32 UTC

Yeah

2019-05-07 12:31:42 UTC

But that's like 2% of your life in the military

2019-05-07 12:32:00 UTC

As a line grunt at least

2019-05-07 13:50:33 UTC

5% fun 95% work to get to the fun

2019-05-07 14:07:58 UTC

Well lads, today is MEPS

2019-05-07 14:08:39 UTC

Im gonna be sitting in a room in my underwear with a bunch of other dudes, and an old man is gonna put his finger up my butthole

2019-05-07 15:53:51 UTC

enjoy being in purgatory

2019-05-07 15:54:05 UTC

and remember that you don't have to get forced into whatever MOS they want you in

2019-05-07 16:50:03 UTC

Gotcha

2019-05-07 18:10:57 UTC

Choose your rate choose your fate

2019-05-07 18:11:13 UTC

And he won't finger your butt just stare at it

2019-05-07 18:11:37 UTC

Lol and have fun with the duck walk

2019-05-07 18:16:59 UTC

I'm sure I will

2019-05-07 19:04:43 UTC

Go BUD/S and be a cool guy

2019-05-07 19:04:50 UTC

Or AWO or AIRR or soemthing

2019-05-07 19:05:42 UTC

If you are somehow ever offered a Riverine billet then take it

2019-05-07 19:07:40 UTC

Riverine is lit

2019-05-07 19:21:22 UTC

Man you guys are making me wish my waiver got approved

2019-05-07 19:22:58 UTC

I tried to go Marines out of Highschool and got yeeted because of my eyesight, which looking back, a bit of a blessing because I literally was Trombley

2019-05-07 19:23:09 UTC

But tried again last year for Navy

2019-05-07 19:23:17 UTC

Wanted to be a Corpsman

2019-05-07 19:23:29 UTC

Still yeeted

2019-05-07 19:26:51 UTC

Rip

2019-05-07 19:27:06 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/575403254104588328/JPEG_20190507_152702.jpg

2019-05-07 19:27:14 UTC

Your boi found the juice

2019-05-07 19:27:24 UTC

My favorite ones too

2019-05-07 19:27:51 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/575403442760056832/JPEG_20190507_122744.jpg

2019-05-07 19:34:52 UTC

How the fuck i'm supposted to use yeet in the past tense?

2019-05-07 19:35:02 UTC

I should use yeeted or yote?

2019-05-07 19:38:00 UTC

@AKAlexei have you already decided on what mos you wanted?

2019-05-07 19:38:23 UTC

yooted

2019-05-07 19:38:44 UTC

yoted*

2019-05-07 19:43:23 UTC

is the past tense

2019-05-07 19:45:47 UTC

BANG

2019-05-07 19:46:02 UTC

I think you just use yeet in every tense

2019-05-07 19:47:44 UTC

Getting too complicated with it

2019-05-07 19:48:05 UTC

nah it has a past tense its yoted

2019-05-07 19:48:43 UTC

I'm going to have english exam tomorrow and i'm thinking can i use yeet in it and how to use it?

2019-05-07 19:49:02 UTC

lol i wouldn't

2019-05-07 19:49:08 UTC

No

2019-05-07 19:49:09 UTC

its not a real word its just slang

2019-05-07 19:49:14 UTC

Hide your power level

2019-05-07 19:49:16 UTC

Horrible idea

2019-05-07 19:49:18 UTC

lmao

2019-05-07 19:49:52 UTC

They will know yur a gamer

2019-05-07 19:49:55 UTC

I know but sometimes they give use write 100 word on something so i could write about using slang word "yeet"

2019-05-07 19:50:01 UTC

Gamers rise up

2019-05-07 19:50:02 UTC

And you use gamer words

2019-05-07 19:50:22 UTC

"Mom wont let us use the Xbox, GAMERS RISE UP"

2019-05-07 19:50:42 UTC

"Teacher won't let me say yeet, fortnite that bitch"

2019-05-07 19:50:48 UTC

we truly are the most oppressed people

2019-05-07 21:19:50 UTC

top kek

2019-05-07 21:20:20 UTC

Honk white brothers

2019-05-07 21:20:44 UTC

Life isn't a joke, the journalist who wrote this is

2019-05-07 21:21:38 UTC

ayy that's American identity movement

2019-05-07 21:22:00 UTC

Identity Europa was a way better name

2019-05-07 21:22:05 UTC

I hate the new one

2019-05-07 21:22:37 UTC

the new one is dope man you seen the posters

2019-05-07 21:22:47 UTC

shits aesthetic af

2019-05-07 21:39:31 UTC

One ASVAB, one Cyber test, and one TAPAS test later, and I'm starving

2019-05-07 22:06:22 UTC

Rip

2019-05-07 22:07:36 UTC

Eat a weaker recruit

2019-05-07 22:07:53 UTC

Really gain some respect

2019-05-07 22:08:06 UTC

MEPS is like prison rules

2019-05-07 22:08:20 UTC

Veat up the buffest applicant you can find

2019-05-07 22:09:01 UTC

Drink from the skull of the weakest applicant

2019-05-07 22:09:36 UTC

Don't forget to eat the crayons too

2019-05-07 22:10:12 UTC

I thought he was gping Navy

2019-05-07 22:10:27 UTC

Not Marine

2019-05-07 22:12:30 UTC

I don't even know to be honest lol

2019-05-07 22:12:44 UTC

Lmao

2019-05-07 22:16:30 UTC

2019-05-07 22:36:25 UTC

if i had to do it all over again i would have tried out for something higher speed from the start

2019-05-07 22:36:42 UTC

line infantry is meh

2019-05-07 22:37:08 UTC

God damn I'm hungry af

2019-05-07 22:37:26 UTC

just fast

2019-05-07 22:37:31 UTC

through the hunger

2019-05-07 22:39:07 UTC

I'm looking forward to chow

2019-05-07 22:58:01 UTC

you pick your rate yet @AKAlexei

2019-05-07 23:27:15 UTC

Not yet. Will when I get back to my recruiter station. I got an 82 on the ASVAB

2019-05-08 00:30:49 UTC

noice

2019-05-08 00:30:58 UTC

you can do most rates with thta

2019-05-08 00:31:33 UTC

Whatever you do, don’t go open contract.

2019-05-08 00:32:22 UTC

Or open rate or whatever they call it in the navy. That’s how you get the big green weenie from the get go

2019-05-08 00:32:42 UTC

Don't let them talk you into being on a sub either

2019-05-08 00:32:56 UTC

Fucking asshole beat my last score by one πŸ–•

2019-05-08 00:33:00 UTC

Don’t care how much money they’re gonna offer. Don’t. Fucking. Do. It.

2019-05-08 00:33:09 UTC

Jkjk good job bro

2019-05-08 00:33:33 UTC

wait you going navy or marines

2019-05-08 00:33:51 UTC

if so go IT

2019-05-08 00:33:57 UTC

A school is in oenacola

2019-05-08 00:34:03 UTC

pensacola

2019-05-08 00:34:07 UTC

shits lit af

2019-05-08 00:34:48 UTC

Get you something you can kinda market yourself with when you get out. Being in the military is fun but once you’re out no one really cares about all the heads you canoed in Afghanistan on a resume.

2019-05-08 00:34:52 UTC

He just wants another gay lover

2019-05-08 00:34:55 UTC

Dont listen to him

2019-05-08 00:35:09 UTC

<:BigGayBadge:452594787418243113>

2019-05-08 00:35:11 UTC

HEY

2019-05-08 00:35:17 UTC

thats just a plus

2019-05-08 00:35:37 UTC

that and IT contracts when you get out are good money

2019-05-08 00:36:00 UTC

@Trash Squid B I G F A C T S

2019-05-08 00:37:41 UTC

thats what i do shits lit af

2019-05-08 00:38:53 UTC

Niiiiiiiiiice. I’m working on getting back over to the big show myself with my current job. Just need another year on leash.

2019-05-08 00:39:07 UTC

Guys. I'm going into the Marine Corps, just saying. Not navy. Open contract? Guys, I'm joining the Marines, I'm not retarded

2019-05-08 00:39:24 UTC

>implying marines aren’t retarded

2019-05-08 00:39:26 UTC

word

2019-05-08 00:39:29 UTC

^^^^

2019-05-08 00:39:38 UTC

do comms then

2019-05-08 00:39:42 UTC

>implying that wasn't the joke

2019-05-08 00:39:52 UTC

you'll get some IT experince

2019-05-08 00:40:14 UTC

I'm hoping for a PAO position

2019-05-08 00:40:15 UTC

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ good shit man. Just stay out of the strip joints at Lejune.

2019-05-08 00:40:18 UTC

Specifically combat cam

2019-05-08 00:40:29 UTC

Fuck no I'm not going to strip clubs

2019-05-08 00:40:36 UTC

That's a terrible idea

2019-05-08 00:40:48 UTC

just avoid Lejune altogether in fact

2019-05-08 00:40:54 UTC

So I've been told

2019-05-08 00:40:59 UTC

And Coronado.

2019-05-08 00:41:05 UTC

combat cam would be dope af

2019-05-08 00:41:06 UTC

And 29 Palms

2019-05-08 00:41:20 UTC

you could hook us up with fresh pics

2019-05-08 00:41:25 UTC

29 Palms? Did you mean: *Tattooine*?

2019-05-08 00:41:29 UTC

lmao

2019-05-08 00:41:39 UTC

whats the difference

2019-05-08 00:41:48 UTC

^

2019-05-08 00:41:53 UTC

Sandpeople speak a different dialect at the stumps

2019-05-08 00:42:01 UTC

lol

2019-05-08 00:42:12 UTC

More rolling T’s less phlegm

2019-05-08 00:42:15 UTC

canteen music isn't as good

2019-05-08 00:42:35 UTC

But way less calls to prayer. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ decent trade off

2019-05-08 01:02:00 UTC

Ree

2019-05-08 01:02:15 UTC

speaking in marine now?

2019-05-08 01:02:20 UTC

No u

2019-05-08 01:02:42 UTC

Slav marine at that

2019-05-08 01:02:53 UTC

Da tovarisch

2019-05-08 01:03:20 UTC

Speaking of which, ya know what's fucked up

2019-05-08 01:03:26 UTC

No, what?

2019-05-08 01:03:38 UTC

Most other countries take better care of their marines than ours does

2019-05-08 01:04:16 UTC

Most other country's marines are pussies in comparison to ours

2019-05-08 01:06:15 UTC

Valid

2019-05-08 01:07:01 UTC

They dont have weaponized autism

2019-05-08 01:07:56 UTC

I'm proud of polish GROM those guys are dope

2019-05-08 01:09:04 UTC

Ya know who's an actual joke? Spetznaz and vdv

2019-05-08 01:09:31 UTC

really?

2019-05-08 01:09:35 UTC

Yep

2019-05-08 01:09:46 UTC

thought the spudz where legit

2019-05-08 01:09:51 UTC

They look high speed and act it, but they're a joke

2019-05-08 01:10:12 UTC

At least by our standards

2019-05-08 01:11:16 UTC

Most of it boils down to their doctrine

2019-05-08 01:11:27 UTC

oof

2019-05-08 01:11:49 UTC

Usually its just a fuckton of troops thrown at a wall

2019-05-08 01:12:04 UTC

Instead of being used properly

2019-05-08 01:12:31 UTC

that's kind of Russia's thing

2019-05-08 01:13:21 UTC

You're not wrong, actually a good chunk of the eastern European countries still use mass tactics like back in ww2

2019-05-08 01:13:37 UTC

oof

2019-05-08 01:13:48 UTC

no wonder we have to do most of the work in nato

2019-05-08 01:13:56 UTC

Lul

2019-05-08 01:14:38 UTC

Last time I checked, america is 15 years ahead of the curve in infantry tactics thanks to all the urban fighting

2019-05-08 01:15:15 UTC

@AKAlexei go aircrew

2019-05-08 01:15:18 UTC

it's high speed

2019-05-08 01:15:24 UTC

ish

2019-05-08 01:16:34 UTC

how's your swimming

2019-05-08 01:16:52 UTC

Not bad

2019-05-08 01:16:59 UTC

look for AWO or AIRR rates

2019-05-08 01:17:02 UTC

They'll teach you regardless lol

2019-05-08 01:17:06 UTC

alternatively look at Navy Diver or EOD

2019-05-08 01:17:24 UTC

air crew is cancer from what i hear

2019-05-08 01:17:25 UTC

if i were you i'd just do the most badass thing i could physically qual for

2019-05-08 01:17:27 UTC

Already processing as a Marine tho

2019-05-08 01:17:34 UTC

Nah aircrew is gay but aircrewman is different

2019-05-08 01:17:46 UTC

the guys that actually fly on helos have great lives

2019-05-08 01:17:52 UTC

the guys that maintain helos have shit lives

2019-05-08 01:17:53 UTC

i'd go combat cam if possible

2019-05-08 01:17:55 UTC

Go raider or recon then

2019-05-08 01:18:28 UTC

Maybe this is just me being a soldier but man the marine corps doesn't have much to offer anymore

2019-05-08 01:18:37 UTC

it's a mess from all angles from what i've seen and heard

2019-05-08 01:18:37 UTC

You're not wrong

2019-05-08 01:19:00 UTC

They replace or get rid of a fuckton of jobs as of late

2019-05-08 01:19:09 UTC

I have a lot of respect for some individual marines but as whole the branch is in deep shit

2019-05-08 01:19:16 UTC

Their doctrine is outdated to crap

2019-05-08 01:19:23 UTC

they don't know what they wanna be

2019-05-08 01:19:42 UTC

and just about the only thing they're good for is having a solid PR machine

2019-05-08 01:20:35 UTC

See the thing is in the marines "we're better than you and we know it" kinda mentality ruins a lot of it.

2019-05-08 01:20:37 UTC

I trained with a lot of foreign militaries during my first enlistment and I have got to say that like if it wasn't for the technology difference, the Columbian and Peruvian armies could probably beat the marine corps infantrywise

2019-05-08 01:22:01 UTC

So marine corps infantry doctrine essentially boils down to "there is a brick wall ahead of us, we are going to keep bashing our heads against the wall until it breaks or falls down, when it eventually does we'll claim that we were successful"

2019-05-08 01:22:30 UTC

that stubbornness is good in some scenarios but it's what got a hell of a lot of them killed in Iraq

2019-05-08 01:22:41 UTC

Marines are basically the Slavs of america atm

2019-05-08 01:22:52 UTC

yeah brute forcing shit doesn't work out so well irl

2019-05-08 01:23:58 UTC

The army isn't all amazing either but we have our shit together relatively speaking

2019-05-08 01:25:06 UTC

Honestly if the corps would get it's shit squared away, it wouldn't be so bad.

2019-05-08 01:25:23 UTC

Their biggest issue is lack of focus branchwise

2019-05-08 01:25:23 UTC

But with things going the way they are, I doubt they will

2019-05-08 01:25:37 UTC

I think the Navy is doing the best atm

2019-05-08 01:25:37 UTC

They don't know what they want to be as a force

2019-05-08 01:25:50 UTC

Idk man I have friends in the 7th fleet

2019-05-08 01:25:58 UTC

And they paint a different picture about the navy

2019-05-08 01:26:30 UTC

I.e undermanned, overworked, shits falling apart, Chiefs are half shitty etc

2019-05-08 01:26:50 UTC

Turning into the brits

2019-05-08 01:26:51 UTC

I mean that same complaint can be extended mil wide but you squids got it rough sometimes

2019-05-08 01:27:16 UTC

Ya we are under manned but it depends on command really

2019-05-08 01:27:18 UTC

Military in general is in some bad times

2019-05-08 01:28:10 UTC

Honestly joining in peacetime is kinda stupid unless you do a very technical role

2019-05-08 01:28:18 UTC

And at that point just go air force and have it easy

2019-05-08 01:28:48 UTC

Or coast guard and go do something useful

2019-05-08 01:29:03 UTC

My step brother is a coastie

2019-05-08 01:29:10 UTC

It's underrated

2019-05-08 01:29:12 UTC

Doesn’t do shit but fish all day

2019-05-08 01:29:17 UTC

Everyone shits on it but they're a cool branch

2019-05-08 01:30:07 UTC

I have only had interactions with him and honestly those are pretty few and far between. But they do some cool drug interdiction stuff.

2019-05-08 01:30:32 UTC

Lol yeah that's more than you can say for the rest of us

2019-05-08 01:30:34 UTC

That whole not getting paid during government shutdown is pretty fucked though.

2019-05-08 01:30:48 UTC

I did some fun stuff in the army but like damn most of it was just waiting around

2019-05-08 01:30:54 UTC

Saaaaaaame

2019-05-08 01:30:56 UTC

Yeah that part was shitty

2019-05-08 01:31:09 UTC

Back in 2014 we had something similar with the shutdown then

2019-05-08 01:31:14 UTC

When DoD wasn't funded

2019-05-08 01:31:20 UTC

2011 it happened too

2019-05-08 01:31:25 UTC

Everything around base was closed for 2 weeks

2019-05-08 01:31:33 UTC

Nothing happened

2019-05-08 01:31:35 UTC

I was in Germany and they were like hey no ones getting paid

2019-05-08 01:31:47 UTC

Yep it's pretty dumb

2019-05-08 01:32:06 UTC

We were in Graf so it didn’t really make a difference to us at the time

2019-05-08 01:32:09 UTC

But yeah the constant doing nothing especially once the wars mostly ended is the worst part

2019-05-08 01:32:38 UTC

Totally agreed. Garrison army shit blows. Deployments are a whole different beast.

2019-05-08 01:32:39 UTC

It's an SOF world now

2019-05-08 01:33:03 UTC

I enlisted during war time when there was that mini surge to Afghanistan in 2011

2019-05-08 01:33:07 UTC

And didn't get to go

2019-05-08 01:33:24 UTC

I joined in 09 I didn’t get to Afghanistan until 2012

2019-05-08 01:33:28 UTC

So I just applied for a special task force here and was augmenting JSOC with the 75th ranger bat

2019-05-08 01:33:34 UTC

Did cool shit in mexico

2019-05-08 01:33:51 UTC

Went to Chile

2019-05-08 01:34:01 UTC

Peru

2019-05-08 01:34:10 UTC

It was a fun time when we got to go

2019-05-08 01:34:17 UTC

Nice.

2019-05-08 01:34:24 UTC

But still kinda salty I missed the actual war lol

2019-05-08 01:34:44 UTC

Eh, 90% of it is boredom

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