S T E L L A R I S

^

I wouldn't need shit

Funniest part of the game

Bury nukes under the crust

How many losers play it?

Fight them until its not possible anymore

Then nuke myself

Aloha Snackbar 🖕

@Hellhound6 I play Alpha Centauri, Planetary Annihilation, and Homeworld, thank you.

Considering my people are fanatical death cultists lmfao

Oof

You mean Muslim Extremists?

Get fucked

Create an indestructible shield over their planet so they can't get out

The end

Let them starve

and eat their own shit

The only germs you grow are filled with Sillycybin, okay?

ok.

Undestructable.

*forgot I had a 5 year draft for my people* oops

SERVICE. GUARANTEES. CITIZENSHIP.

^

*builds 3 prong armada of warships and 33 armies broken into 3 squadrons* Huh. There I go, Invading again.

I literally have a space fascist empire

u is close to i

Mah bad

Last time I made space roman empire

Latin names n sheit

@Sir Harndes I figured that was the typo - but it was a good chuckle

First playthrough I made a post-boogaloo US empire

It was fun

Until I bankrupt

an *ideal* Post-b00g American Empire

My most succesful one was a furry theocratic oligarchy

Don't judge me

They were cute

I came across an empire of the cutest space lizards

I conquered them..so that I could protect them..

It was for the Greater Good.

Benevolent dictator and all that

Just bought helldivers

Played a bit in my friends house

That's a good one

*inhale*

DEMOCRACY

lol

I love the fuck out of the one liners n shit

It's in portuguese

Meh

Lemme switch it

There ya go

Gold

Reasons I'm a Fascist: *The Glory of Rome bro*

Rome got smacked though

Yeeh - but the spirit of the Empire lives on

@wendiko

us

Cept im stoned to the bone

Oh the army yea

That too

I remember doing pt one night after i solo'd one of them big /k/raken bottles

Started doing burpees and would puke everytime i came up

https://tenor.com/view/hi-bye-peace-military-gif-5848832

Good times

bro during ,y last unit family day the USO gave us a fuck ton like whole ass pallet of girl scout cookies so me and the bois just snatched a bunch and bolted

Mmmm i miss them free girlscout cookies

ikr

I remember when i had extra duty and found the frg goodie room

they give out boxes every week at the AFB and i make an airmen go get me a box of somoens when they have them

I cleaned that shit every night lmao

that shit slaps

lmao

VC anyone?

Bruh

neat.

Minecraft

Instructions

hey guys

Yea

Sup

hows it going my dude

Heh

Looks like this is quiet ironic

h a a a a a

We’ve literally been pinned down by dune coons wearing flip flops with 60 year old guns

Guerilla warfare do wonders

Ikr

Imagine what armed american citizens would do

>Appalachian wet dreams

Nut

https://www.marines.mil/News/Messages/Messages-Display/Article/1979422/manpower-guidance-for-activation-and-deactivation-of-reserve-component-rc-marin?fbclid=IwAR0u-4EkKXuS_iXRYmaQ1hY8M_d1K0haXu5xoPYPYsCxlNN2X_s5H9YlfbY#.XZptpnqGUlA.facebook

https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/dfnf8i/as_a_prior_us_marine_who_fought_for_freedom_your/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

@everyone

I mean sure, burn your stuff. I respect the sentiment though, as I wont be buying anything blizzard related either

Heck yeah

Fuck them communists

Liberation for Hong Kong and her people

Blizzard was only good when they made diablo and weren't overrun by soyboys and sjws

Ok, but some of the overwatch r34 is pretty good

I have to agree on th at part which is ironic

but hey, I like big tiddie. okay?

Big ass > big tiddie > flat

ehhh. . .

Cs/Ds > As/Bs > Double/Triple anything

I want handles - not sag balloons

Lol

true though

its like when you fill a water balloon

you want it big enough to pick up not fuckin pop it from being too big

I wanna swallow a titty - notta concussion

notta bunching bags

unhinge your jaw and consume the tit

maybe not that actually might be a turn off

idk - never heard any complaints - but apparently people follow some sort of ""pillow talk etiquette""

Pfft, amateurs

b o i I'm older than YOU

I was fitting DDs in my piehole when you were having your first wet dreams.

I was referring to pillow talk people but ok. If y'all wanna have a "how long we been at this" game I go back to middle school

Yes son - samesies.

Why was I tagges

And why did some dumb boot burn shit related to blizzard?

oh man - we covered a map

but naw wasnt-me.wav

Break it down mickey mouse style

Simple and to the point

Yeah, one of the part-timers pinged everyone. We showed love for HK, hated the commies a bit, then talked about anime tiddies, real tiddies, and how long we been bout the game

China - Blizzard - Tits

^

That's pretty much as barney style as it gets

Good shit

I'm wide the fuck awake and angry

Why the anger?

why mad bruhv?

Because I can't goto sleep

I'm stewin, myself

ah

Yeah, thats fair

Plus there's other shit goin on, but that's for another time

Cuz the feels are for geys

Although good shit is, some new blood in my 3% chapter has us gaining momentum in a good way

u no we gey

#geyboihours

Lol

If you need to talk Merc, we around

Nah man

I appreciate it though

You got it homie

Sidenote, va/k/ation seems invitin

yea boi. lil trip to Asia, see the sights, meet interesting people, ect

Honestly, as much as I like the idea of it, I don't have a dog in that fight

I've looked - and I'd only go to get off my ass and DO something

I feel ya

but timelines and steps

I mean money is a motivator for many. But idk how it works, I've never taken an out of country vacation

That's part of what my vacation was

most countries you can visit VISA free for a month or 90 days

More about experience and idealism

Cuz I was young n stupid

Getting into Europe was fucking easy

Still am

Me too man

Same boat

That shit literally goes out the window during first contact though

Instincts kick in or?

That and you wake up

Bet.

You realize shit ain't black n white like you THOUGHT

[idkshittbh]

As much as I joke about a boog, that shit ain't nothing to romanticize

Civil shit is dirty

The glitter of the memes will rub off real quick on that one

^

Like no doomer, but that kinda nihilistic view is what it'll be. All Dark, depressing, and uncomfortable

Eh

Not always

But generally yes

It's different when the "bad" guy looks and speaks like you

It's hard to kill someone who's gonna cry out for their mom in a language you know, it sucks when you can empathize with them to the point. Which is always the case in civil wars.

Hey

I have an actual slav here

and I have a gey in voip with me

No u

no u

No

U

Yes u

I really am just here to be a RAGING FAGGOT

You do you

FUCKING GAY FROGS

aaayyy lmao

I lied - I'm also disseminating quality info between serbers

because some links and memes are gold

^

likea dis

sorry sorry - <#554220220512862247>

@INNYGMATYK no homo

We have socks

and if my [EXIT ONLY] is within reach, we happened upon innafield

but you'll be sorely disappointed 👀

Big ooft

How are the rounds, @thedarkness05 ?

(I assume that's what has you up)

Cold n windy, but not too bad. Apparently theres supposed to be a nor easter tonight

Lucky me

Its a nice breezy 60f here

tf is a Nor Easter?

lookin at 55 weather - but it's pretty cold with this wide open sky

aaahhh - I've heard the other term before - but never had a full on definition - thanks

(damn - Viet Cong looks lit...)

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Baofeng-UV-5R-Walkie-Talkie-136-174-400-520MHz-UV5R-5W-FM-Transceiver-UV-Radio/264303573089?_trkparms=aid%3D1110001%26algo%3DSPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20160323102634%26meid%3D8a01bfb3e20b4fca857ced49a40ab14b%26pid%3D100623%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D123508492631%26itm%3D264303573089%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675&_trksid=p2047675.c100623.m-1

shiiiiit. . .

Buy em while you can

@Hellhound6

Don't worry guys, it'll all work out in the end.

wow wow wee wah

open email

lawsuit against old job for not paying overtime money

Ayyyye

FINNA GET PAID

nah for real ima call the dude and see wtf is going on

oh my fuck bois

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yXTHODE24Q

fuck that got my crying jesus shit

boi go start the boog

i think it is time

oh hi Mark

I wonder if the surfing is good out that way

OOO

oi @AlinPonczo see this another fed boi

Alphabet soup up in here

Feds up in this bitch

whaaaaa

@AlinPonczo dont know what boog is

help bois