Aloha Snackbar 🖕

@Hellhound6 I play Alpha Centauri, Planetary Annihilation, and Homeworld, thank you.

Considering my people are fanatical death cultists lmfao

Oof

You mean Muslim Extremists?

Get fucked

Create an indestructible shield over their planet so they can't get out

The end

Let them starve

and eat their own shit

The only germs you grow are filled with Sillycybin, okay?

ok.

Undestructable.

*forgot I had a 5 year draft for my people* oops

SERVICE. GUARANTEES. CITIZENSHIP.

^

*builds 3 prong armada of warships and 33 armies broken into 3 squadrons* Huh. There I go, Invading again.

I literally have a space fascist empire

u is close to i

Mah bad

Last time I made space roman empire

Latin names n sheit

@Sir Harndes I figured that was the typo - but it was a good chuckle

First playthrough I made a post-boogaloo US empire

It was fun

Until I bankrupt

an *ideal* Post-b00g American Empire

My most succesful one was a furry theocratic oligarchy

Don't judge me

They were cute

I came across an empire of the cutest space lizards

I conquered them..so that I could protect them..

It was for the Greater Good.

Benevolent dictator and all that

Just bought helldivers

Played a bit in my friends house

That's a good one

*inhale*

DEMOCRACY

lol

I love the fuck out of the one liners n shit