Go for Mormons cause that 7 year supply shit

*WHAT A DAY*

Agreeing with Merc, fuck the desert

Mormons are hella armed bro, trust me

I mean fuck the south too, I miss having snow

Yes they are

they have a war with the mexican cartels

Sounds like a glorious battle

That they do

And Mitt Romney is in on it

Reee

Like Bruuuuuuuih moment

BINDERS FULL OF WOMAN

lol

I just wanna glass the planet

It's been real lol

I ALMOST voted for Romney

Fuck him

There's one MAIN reason why I didn't

>live far from US
>sed
>friend comes to me
>she tells me there's an american community nearby. "You'll feel home", she says
>holymolythatsgreat.jpg
>"what are they doing here, exactly"
>"oh, they run a mormon church"
>n o t c o o l

Tbh not to sound like an edgy cunt i hated all the ones running

O O F

Same

But

Listen

You cunts

Die in battle

I voted for a grassroots 3rd party constitutional movement

Ride eternal shiny and chrome

Basically

Witness me

You can't trust a dude named Mitt ....

MITT

NO, JUST NO

@Foxhound that's twice I've made the reference

He was such a tool

But more than that, fuck Obongo

GOT THEIR HANDS SO FAR UP YO ASS THEY CALL YOU MITT

@Sir Harndes off

Off*

LOL

FUCK

OOF

?

Oh

*witness me*

Vote for me

Yo

Vote for me: my platform is:
Kill Pedos
Secure borders
Make weed legal
Abolish gun control

I want those bullets that plant flowers lol

vote for me.... and I promise, that all anti-second and anti-first ammendment people will chill on a noose

In public places to set an example

Agreeing with Deaths Head

Vote for me
Ill eradicate the bug menace on klendathoo

LOL

[DESIRE TO KNOW MORE INTENSIFIES]

And kill all politicians who wants to harm the Constitution.
Law is made trough blood, not just ink

Let them pay

Dull the edge a tad

Also

Those peaches are still fucking with my stomach

Listen when I somehow end up being the least edgy in my campaign.... that's a problem

I'm not edgy

You're a butterknight

Slightly edgy

Butterknight? the fuck is that?

Vote for me:
Abolish gun control
Weed decriminalization and full pardons for those in prison over it
Decriminalized sex work (Because cat houses are the tits and those girls work hard)
End the Fed
Legal tenderize cryptocurrency
Legalize abortion
Fucking get rid of taxes on a huge amount of people
Legalize off grid living
Publicly execute pedophiles and wife beaters

Yo guys

@AKAlexei is about to be clintoned

Fuck a Clinton, she can try me bitch

brb, I'm gonna google Butterknight

Just lost my vote #whoops

@насильственное убийство Don't bother

Something a friend said when I told him I wasn't edgy

Oh

Nothing came up, except on Pornhub

Lmfao

Rule 34

God why

Alright good night homos

Wait fuck

Its only 10

Holy fuck

Yeah dude it's fuckin' early

06:39 pm

I got off work early it has me fucked up

Vote for me:
Legal weed
Full pardons for it
Legalize citizen owner ship of military hardware except the nukes.
Publicly execute pedophiles
Secure the borders through military force
Annexation of Canada
Banishment of Clinton's to north pole

Nope

Can we take back that little strip of Cali?

Yep

Cancun right?

Clintons in the north pole would come back and bite you

Just "remove" them

Not if I lob a tomahawk missile at the survival site I leave them

I have one thing to say about the Clintons

Fuck around and find out!

[remove Kebab playing in the background]

Well if I'm not taking canada I'm annexing a strip up to Alaska

And also taking back Hong Kong.

Also 0 aid to Israel

Fuck Israel