You spelled war bitch wrong

https://youtu.be/AguH99wkX8I

Watchout, this guy's a badass. Taught by the big boss himself

Bruh I hate those types

Like i know I'm not high-speed but I'm better than that fucktard

You just jealous you haven't been trained in the MCMAP Blackbelt Secret Slap Technique

Crouching Jarhead, Hidden Pimpslap

Ill have you know, I was trained in the forbidden technique of the knife hand

Not the knife hand. It is said that the saltier you are, the more powerful it becomes

Kinda shitty that they "banned" it

Kinder,gentler military

Well yeah, the Corps is a tolerant and inclusive place, diversity is their strength after all

Excuse me while I blow my brains out

I ask Chesty for forgiveness in uttering that, he'd be ashamed at whats become of his beloved Corps

Think Mattis cries over it too?

I bet he does. But he at least could've tried improving things as Sec Def, rather than resigning

He was in conflict with trump, can't blame the man for stepping down

Neither can I, but he at least could've played ball a bit to benefit his own. Politics is messy, especially at the top

You're not wrong, he at least changed the ROE to something useful while there

That and allow smoke sessions to be the gold standard again

Maybe make congress stop treating the Corps as a Social Experiment? They could do it to the Army or Navy without losing too much

Na it fucks with the army more than those.

Were the biggest force.

Its a cancer

Send Batchelors and all that jazz

Guys should I apply for the fire college

i hear it's good

no_dox.tag

Yea I defiantly got the hook up a family friend is the chief in a decent sized city

I’ve been looking into possibly doing it for a while

But I mean the military is also an option I’ve been considering

yeah man - i say do it - if you're aware of some of the physical demands, I'd go for FF

idk depends on how you feel about the military and the next 10 years of national and international politics lmfaonodisrespeccF

I mean I’m really athletic I’m playing fb rn

yeah I thought I skimmed that once

I just know a few who have tried to angle into FF and not met physical minimums

but you should be fine.

I hear FF has the setup later in life (like, career wise)

I see I’m extremely active I should have no problem

I workout 5 times a week run weight lift and hike so I’m good there

If thats what you want to do then go for it. My grandfather was a Chief at a local department here. He loved every moment of it and is still involved at 85

either one would ne a good choice tbh

good bennies decent pay and great experiences

Any of you fegs not doing shit

@Hellhound6 wasap?

Bored as fuck

Was gonna hop in vc

awww noooo nooo senior

i can nut dox myself

Lel

*holds up wire* what was that?

[ *sweats in Tio meme* ]

I just got back from sprints

<a:rainbowyeet:554431509101019138>

I'll join in vc in a bit

Lemme know n ill hop on

When the crush is over and you kinda wanna talk to her about how you feel but you also don't wanna be a fucking douche since shes dating someone 🙃

Big oof my dude

If you beat his ass you can claim her as a war bride

I was able to do some short term work, and got a ton of sleep this week, life is good

also bought like 3 cheap games yesterday

how's everyone's week so far?

Wasn't bad

@Hellhound6 I probably good. Doesn't mean I will. My friendship with her is worth more tbh.

I'm above ground, so cant complain too much

nice

Can some motherfucker start the boogaloo already

give Beta another week with the Press

and pray for no alarms and no distractions

uh, you can start by getting the bois to shoot up a corrupt courthouse or something I guess

Lets not advocate illegal things remember

See general order 14

In mimecraft of course

yes in minecraft

Mime*

Always in mimecraft

Ideally the best strategy is to make a server where we can gather in large numbers without these people. If the server is large enough and able to be self sufficient swords out.

Is that the version for the hear impaired

マインクラフト

No, its just french and gay

Lame

you can mod minecraft so that when you attack zombies they scream in russian

yeah but how do you whitelist these days lmao?

Advocare illegal activities and get yeeted

I guess, I forgot about that rule, I got too excited at the mention of the boog

Wtf did i do

what

Idk what happened

We may have to nuke ourselves and start over

damn

I just want my edc tac snuke

Me too☹️

Im still waiting on my medicinal A10

Waiting on my therapy FAL

I just started fixing myself up the other week, still feel sluggish and can barely move due to muscle pain, but I feel great, my head has never been clearer

^ progress

nice

I'm glad I quit my job, have more time to better myself, need to be more aggressive when I discuss my working terms when I apply for my next job

always be aggressive when it comes to your earnings

be valuable and obtain the skills that make you an asset

yeah, I didn't understand that at first, I started working full-time when I was 17

i was in the military when i was that age but when i got my first big contract outside of that i started pusdhing as much as possible

I've been weak to pressure and stuff since a long time ago, and I always felt like an outsider, since I'm currently in a country where the main language isn't my first

In VC if anyone wants to join

Hey I'm home
It feels amazing

How was the time travel?

Awful

Never fly frontier

Oof yeah. I also heard spirit is bad

Bruh

Find it
Trap it
Burn it

For legal reasons that's a joke

In minecraft

In mein kampf

*minecraft

Yoooo I found my Afrika Korps pin

At least I think its afrika korps?

Send it

No

It’s some rando pin

Nothing that was ever used

Here’s some Afrika insignia

@Foxhound

Hm

It does look like an afrika corps styling though. Its still neat

Got a Kriegsmarine one too

Gey

Stop it

Suck it

@Foxhound

All i could find. Waiting on fb group with loads of boomer collectors in it to wake up tomorrow and explode the answer a thousand times in the comments

Lmfao aight man.

I just woke up for a minute so Imma head back to sleep. Needed a drink but here's the kreigsmarine one

Anybody know where I can get Chetnik flags?

The website where I used to find ANYTHING Chetnik, Serbian, or general Yugoslavian doesn't exist anymore.. like wtf....

eBay

I found some

It.... It never occurred to me to try eBay 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Foxhound Gebirgsjäger ww2 german mountain troops pin. The edelweiss flower is the giveaway

Sorry if i wake you.

Yea some gay unoriginal pin

Only the chads buy real pins

Chad's are fucking faggots and that meme should have died by now.

^

Its just the dumbass drake meme

What it is is fucking retarded

My point exactly

Virgins are obviously chads

Is there another way?

@Foxhound lol here's some chads

All I see is some fucking tools.

I DON'T WANT IT

I JUST NEED IT

Lmao

TO BREATHE

TO FEEL

TO KNOW I'M ALIVE

So what happened yesterday

Apparently I missed the fun

Homosexuality is a sin

Christopher get the torches ready

You got it

Cleanse them oh Father

Fuck you with that shit you edgy cunt

So how much was the tarp? I know it's a rain coat though it looks like the one we use on the ATV

It’s a Vietnam issue one given to me by a vet

@TheButcherHooks

Bruh I’m not the only edgy one but you seem to have some beef with me

I don’t get it

Was he referring to your e d g b o i flag?

s:

Idk

What flag

It’s German government flag

The Deutsch one maybe? but yeah ^

Seems about right no disrespect to the vet or you and why would I have beef with you I haven't said anything to or about you to anyone

I’m talking to dear head

Not u bro

Death head seems like he always want to start something with me

Vlad.... his just angry at the world all the time I don't blame him

Why

Y'all need to chill

bois, pull up a chair, n come watch Aliens. They're just about to Arm the Sulaco

Just how he is man his been like that since I meet him

@INNYGMATYK I would but I'm currwntly at a Firemans picnic going drink for drink with them

Something something law, something something claws

Noice have fun man

That sounds like more fun man

Don't die some of them firefighters can kill a liver

Oath.

I have nothing against anyone I just don’t like getting a new bootyhole ripped open every time I’m on here

idk - I assume to get ripped every time I open my mouth in Patriot.. *shrug*

how do you think I'm "Spare Parts"?

I'll talk to him to see what his issue with you is man

right

*is degen*

We all degens here

well - I'M spare parts.

*huehuehue SHUT UP INNY*

And @TheButcherHooks I can drink with the best of em. Vidka runs through my blood, and alcoholism knows each one of my family personally lol

Maybe don't be such an edgy fuck about everything and people won't have issues with you

I don’t think I’m different than anybody

Else

You're literally one of the only people I've actively had to tell to chill the fuck out. I *highly* recommend you drop it

Bruh

You really wanna step in the ring with me rn kid?

I mean wdym

Yo chill out everyone it was a joke

What in the actual fuck is going on

Is everyone on their man period or some shit

Paddy made a joke and I think vlad took it as a serious statement

This is not the Chad way....

Lol

Chads are gey

Fuck that meme

Damn son you okay

I'm just fucking peachy.

You're not you when you're hungry

Eat a snickers bro

I'm not talking about your peach shaped perfect ass

He just needs to find a good hook-I mean Wamen

In talking about yo emotions

Can't we all grab a pint and get along? Goons together strong, and all this hostility isnt very cash money

I agree

Need more whiskey to deal with this shit man

So I had surprise duty today

Was a great time, didn't do shit

(Suprise buttsex)

Basically

lol

Service men on duty have no friends

Duty is always gey. Duty has no friends

Duty in ya booty

Im fucking racist lol

Did you just assume that weapons assault capabilities

My fucking God

You guys should see this moron on my Facebook atm

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