They tried to get him to be but he wasn't for it

He was rock solid on his purpose then. No shaking that kind of conviction

I spose not

His brother was in the navy during nam

When I was a kid he scared the shit out of me lol

And I'm back

Having a lit hurricane party

That is an abominable butchering of that meme format

same, already 5 claws in niggy

*abortion aint killin, still funny*

I started by funneling 2 natty daddys

No hurricane party, but 3 Moscow Mules into the night

Then had 3 claws

Then monster and vodka

Now I'm on run and coke

Also I made soup

wait, do you have to have other people for hurricane party

all i have is my roommates cat

A Jew, an ATF Officer, and a Black Man walk into a bar

Hell yeet

The owner says

"get out"

I thought you were gonna say they were the same person

I got airmen here the airforce barracks got evaced so they came here

>Jew
>Blackman

Pick one

Don't you know it's ***impossible*** for blacks to be jews

You ever seen them black hebrew israelites?

is science

Theres a jewish chinese chick in one of my classes

Wheres Deathshead when you need him

Kek

Its a fiction writing workshop
She wrote a piece about all men dying from a virus and women associating into 'men' and 'women' by way of a brain scanner

Cool concept, humanity is still doomed if they cant reproduce

It was real faggy
Like the main idea was still "GENDER ROLES BAD"

And nothing actually happened. It was all exposition

All exposition isn't to bad

Aight, she can have shitty writing in her fantasy land. Just like women to focus on unnecessary shit instead of the real issue

Journey to the West's entire first book is a background/origin story of the Monkey King

professor: "i dont want the opening chapter to your fantasy novel. i want a cohesive short story with a beginning, middle, and end"
gay hoes: "heres the first chapter to my novel"

Aight, but journey to the West is a masterpiece. And a monster of the week deal

Yeah, but arguably the entire first book is Exposition for a single character

books can totes swing that

not 10 page short stories tho

But Sun Goku is the best. Do you even know how many times he got immortality?

@Trash Squid save me homie

Like 6 times. You cant beat a crazy strong magic monkey king with that kinda shonen bushit

Like 5 times

Journey to The West for the record,

Is basically a template for any anime

Yeah, tbats pretty accutate

@Hellhound6 come here bb

Come sit on papi's lapo

@Hellhound6 join the hurricane fiesta

We hurricane people a different breed all together man

We are drunk and I made kalbasa corn and potato chowder

@AKAlexei you can come too

Noice

You see that guy a couple of years ago headbanging into the storm with a big ass american flag? Respect

These fegs were calling me daddi Merc

Big gey

Hey daddi

@Trash Squid do not save him he is daddi

No

I'll save any of my kings

Cease the faggototry lol

I've had bois from swamp mountain boogaloo over before

Good boo

Boi

Noice

Gonna try a chill this weekend with him aswell

Its not gay if it's a trap

Wait, where am I being invited @Trash Squid ?

@tacticaltrap I couldn't agree more xD

So. If boogaloo kicks off. I'm dead.

Looks like we're going to try and move towards the city.

Ood

Yep

Bet your bottom fucking dollar I'll be sticking up on 12ga shells if we do.

Mousetraps and such..

We'll see where we end up. Only good thing is theres a lot more cool stores and shit out there

Let me know if you come out towards Long Island. Tons to do here. And a few good gunshops

@AKAlexei my house boi, hurricane party

@thedarkness05 other side of the state my dude

No worries, I just assume eveeyone means NYC when they mention a city in NY

Nope

I've never been to nyc tbh

Re

Its ok. More to do away from the tourist traps. Although the Statue of Liberty is a sight to behold up close

@Trash Squid Oh shit son, where you at?

Ooo

That qoute ain’t far off

Cover is invaluable

Cover over concealment

Beyond 300 meters accuracy has a huge falloff