I only remember because when I was little my dad would talk mad shit about the army's dress uniform lol

Can't relate. First in my family to consider the military. Which is weird when your parents are a doctor and an engineer lol

It's like that sometimes

Pretty much everyone but my grandpa on my mom's side served

He became a preacher

Talk about being the odd man out

No kidding. Im a little surprised he didnt consider becoming a chaplain

They tried to get him to be but he wasn't for it

He was rock solid on his purpose then. No shaking that kind of conviction

I spose not

His brother was in the navy during nam

When I was a kid he scared the shit out of me lol

And I'm back

Having a lit hurricane party

That is an abominable butchering of that meme format

same, already 5 claws in niggy

*abortion aint killin, still funny*

I started by funneling 2 natty daddys

No hurricane party, but 3 Moscow Mules into the night

Then had 3 claws

Then monster and vodka

Now I'm on run and coke

Also I made soup

wait, do you have to have other people for hurricane party

all i have is my roommates cat

A Jew, an ATF Officer, and a Black Man walk into a bar

Hell yeet

The owner says

"get out"

I thought you were gonna say they were the same person

I got airmen here the airforce barracks got evaced so they came here

>Jew
>Blackman

Pick one

Don't you know it's ***impossible*** for blacks to be jews

You ever seen them black hebrew israelites?

is science

Theres a jewish chinese chick in one of my classes

Wheres Deathshead when you need him

Kek

Its a fiction writing workshop
She wrote a piece about all men dying from a virus and women associating into 'men' and 'women' by way of a brain scanner