Message from @GranddaddyAnon

Discord ID: 619318472731787264


2019-09-05 23:46:38 UTC  

Having a lit hurricane party

2019-09-05 23:46:45 UTC  

That is an abominable butchering of that meme format

2019-09-05 23:46:56 UTC  

same, already 5 claws in niggy

2019-09-05 23:47:27 UTC  

*abortion aint killin, still funny*

2019-09-05 23:47:37 UTC  

I started by funneling 2 natty daddys

2019-09-05 23:47:43 UTC  

No hurricane party, but 3 Moscow Mules into the night

2019-09-05 23:47:49 UTC  

Then had 3 claws

2019-09-05 23:48:08 UTC  

Then monster and vodka

2019-09-05 23:48:23 UTC  

Now I'm on run and coke

2019-09-05 23:48:44 UTC  

Also I made soup

2019-09-05 23:48:51 UTC  

wait, do you have to have other people for hurricane party

2019-09-05 23:48:57 UTC  

all i have is my roommates cat

2019-09-05 23:49:01 UTC  

A Jew, an ATF Officer, and a Black Man walk into a bar

2019-09-05 23:49:04 UTC  

Hell yeet

2019-09-05 23:49:06 UTC  

The owner says

2019-09-05 23:49:09 UTC  

"get out"

2019-09-05 23:49:35 UTC  

I thought you were gonna say they were the same person

2019-09-05 23:49:48 UTC  

I got airmen here the airforce barracks got evaced so they came here

2019-09-05 23:50:03 UTC  

>Jew
>Blackman

2019-09-05 23:50:04 UTC  

Pick one

2019-09-05 23:50:30 UTC  

Don't you know it's ***impossible*** for blacks to be jews

2019-09-05 23:50:30 UTC  

You ever seen them black hebrew israelites?

2019-09-05 23:50:31 UTC  

is science

2019-09-05 23:50:45 UTC  

Theres a jewish chinese chick in one of my classes

2019-09-05 23:51:02 UTC  

Wheres Deathshead when you need him

2019-09-05 23:51:16 UTC  

Kek

2019-09-05 23:51:22 UTC  

Its a fiction writing workshop
She wrote a piece about all men dying from a virus and women associating into 'men' and 'women' by way of a brain scanner

2019-09-05 23:51:58 UTC  

Cool concept, humanity is still doomed if they cant reproduce

2019-09-05 23:52:26 UTC  

It was real faggy
Like the main idea was still "GENDER ROLES BAD"

2019-09-05 23:52:38 UTC  

And nothing actually happened. It was all exposition

2019-09-05 23:53:02 UTC  

All exposition isn't to bad

2019-09-05 23:53:15 UTC  

Aight, she can have shitty writing in her fantasy land. Just like women to focus on unnecessary shit instead of the real issue

2019-09-05 23:53:26 UTC  

Journey to the West's entire first book is a background/origin story of the Monkey King

2019-09-05 23:53:30 UTC  

professor: "i dont want the opening chapter to your fantasy novel. i want a cohesive short story with a beginning, middle, and end"
gay hoes: "heres the first chapter to my novel"

2019-09-05 23:54:06 UTC  

Aight, but journey to the West is a masterpiece. And a monster of the week deal

2019-09-05 23:54:26 UTC  

Yeah, but arguably the entire first book is Exposition for a single character

2019-09-05 23:54:38 UTC  

books can totes swing that

2019-09-05 23:54:50 UTC  

not 10 page short stories tho

2019-09-05 23:56:37 UTC  

But Sun Goku is the best. Do you even know how many times he got immortality?

2019-09-05 23:57:20 UTC  

@Trash Squid save me homie

2019-09-05 23:57:24 UTC  

Like 6 times. You cant beat a crazy strong magic monkey king with that kinda shonen bushit