I`m Veneti my dude, we wuz celts and shieet

OMG GUYS FUCKING HELP ME

I'M FUCKING DESPERATE

What's happening?

@Trash Squid @AKAlexei @Foxhound @thatgoonsteve42 anyone

What

I'm a dual national

Nice

I fucking found something

That made me very fucking afraid

Do tell

Selective service system. Never heard abour until now

Hahahahaha

Im 19

Yeah you’re American alright

Better register

I read about the 30 days and all

But I didn't

What's that?

What happens?

Bro I'm desperate

It’s ok

Hold up n

On

Are feds coming after me?

Im no fucking kidding now

Lol.

No

No one is gonna come after you

But what's that? Is it like military service?

Give me 20 minutes

@Dr Meme you need to register when you turn 18

Nothing is going to happen to you

No one told me that

I knew it on my own

@Sir Harndes i understand that, but is it like military service or what is that about. Sounds serious

Military service

Ok so you just got a notice

Oh

To register for the draft. You’re not being drafted. Every male gets that letter

Basically you register to tell your elligible

All you gotta do is go online and register that’s it

you're

I remember the time when I did mine. Really fun sutff

I wanted to enlist and go to medical schools

I needed to, but from my other nationality

You won’t be hunted down or anything for not doing it right away

We even had some "old" guys

Not over 40

And the US will probably never have another draft so don’t sweat it. Just fill it out and continue being an American trapped in a 3rd world shit hole

But when camp is full of 18yos anyone older looks ancient

If I lose my us citizenpship, is better for me to kill myself

Yeah in the army if you’re 30 you’re old as shit

I love the US

Hate Brazil

Would be the sadest thing in my entire life if some shit happens to me

I was searching about if I could enlist in the US when living abroad

And I faced this shit

@thatgoonsteve42 do you know something about it?

>be me
>double nationality
>get drafted
>at least it's not brazil.mp4
>go to war and get to see the world
>get assigned to "shit squad"
>mfw

Give me a few minutes

Trying to eat

Oh, sorry

@Dr Meme damn

I understand that the american army is different, but i would still do my military service again.

To me it was a fun experience

The only thing i don't miss is eating at light speed and then exercise right after

Because i went with a squad of dumb teenagers that liked guns and had nothing better yo do

The first time we got our rifles they felt heavy as shit

They gave us fals

But at the end wasnt that bad, at least when just marching around

And at luch they gave us 20min yo rest and everyone went to the store to watch novelas

Man, i miss those times

Our lieutenant named us "delta squad" (after some famous specops unit here) because right after they handed each of us our rifles, some retard pulled the charging handle (but didn't load it) and we heard the noise and turn to see him point the rilfe at his friend. Of course they got yelled at and smoked. The name stayed with us for the rest of the year

@Sir Harndes that is a question to ask at the embassy or consulate in Brazil

Yeah, googled it

And that's what I'll do

I've been there before

Good man

Also I'll see about that service yadda yadda shit

There ya go

2 birds with 1 shot

Sorry I can’t be more helpful

You're not an embassador lol

You helped me a lot

Lol I do what I can

Bunch of you guys are super young

Knowing that Im not going to be arrested is good to me

I turn 30 in a month

Lol yeah they’re not going to come for you and throw you in jail

But If i go to US, yeah

However, if you go to enlist you can’t enlist without being registered in the selective service program

Or worse, lose my us citizenship

And there’s some other things not registering prevents you from doing but that’s an easy google search that you can do

That I searched

Student loans and all

You’re not going to lose your citizenship my man. You’re an American. And we don’t just yank citizenship from people.

I'm naive in some things