idk who said me

R8

That's a girls jacket

<:trolled:437512288438714368>

you wear womens clothes fam

It’s not it’s a blokes but it’s pretty faggy

Metbh

looks like a jackette to me

pretty gay imo

It’s Tom Ford era

literally whomst

Tom Ford?

...\

Famous designer

lmao why would I know any designers

/fa/ ?

nah fam

thats some gay shit

It’s not

my only designer is GUCCI

FUCK

Well that jacket is gucci

I NEED POWSI PLEEAE GIV ME POSESI

@Ulf

women are attracted to your frame and your body

fuck clothes

finna get some reeboks

Women like money

On a scale of 1-10 how attractive is based taco

Expensive clothes=money

I have a pair of dark red grinders

Shall we all face post and r8

you dont want the type of woman whos digging for gold

unless just for s3x

otherwise hard pass

Peter millar has some nice stuff

im not posting my face

im not rating other men lol

Lol ur gay then

Just have enough to be able to support a woman who doesn’t have to work and then find a pretty girl that doesn’t want to work

Not actually that hard

someone doxxed me

Fuckin hell

Shall we rate dicks that won’t doxx us

yeah

u first

post cock

dick measuring contest boys

make sure balls are visible

Yeah let’s go

hold up a ruler

📏 🍆

Start at the bone

says here im 9 feet schlong

this

For consistency

what bone?

pubic bone

<:monkaS:416697853621174292>

not your boner bone

Yo wtf my yard stick is too small

ok

no one told me id need an industrial ruler today

i already got hard tho

I have peryones disease

i have penis disease

Yeah it bends

Left curve gang

Im a grower

mfw the ruler that they used to measure the entire planet is too small

right curve gang

Grower nationalism

grower gang

present

we out here

If it was a clock about halfway down the shaft would be the centre and it would be pointing at 9:30

?

I have big dick nibba disease.

Damnit

my dick is too big to have sex

For real though

ive had issues where virgin women just cant take it

its a serious issue

too much pain

Ok

That’s god making them hurt

Greg how big is ur dick

Measure it rn

God is a hymen 🤔

Why right wing thots so ugly

Lauren Rose

I mean ur average one

What does Lauren rose smell like

You actually have Peyronie's disease?

<:chad:402359917819985931>

I've got Pepperoni's disease

my nipples are too big <:kms:402614756243931136>

I bet her pu$$y smells like a sweaty armpit

@Gregory Malchuk yeah

Greg has pepperoni nipples and he pooed on his balls

id still chow on it

I bet her sweaty armpits smell like pu$$y

Imagine sniffing her sweaty pits

@gangweeder
Do you plan on getting it fixed?

Fuck I'd cum straight away

@Gregory Malchuk heard it’s risky

i bet fucking her armpits is better than her pu$$y

https://twitter.com/krassenstein/status/991867599985238016 <:cringe:402359483117862932>

Bruh

How hard is the curve

@gangweeder
How bad is it?

is having a curved dick actually a disease

greg are you gonna go on welfare

i thought a curve was natural

It’s extreme when sat

curve happens because you get hard in tight pants too much

@ChillS
No, severe side to side curvature is a disease.

I can force it straight without hurting

i have a slight curve depending on which way i've been tucking it in my pants

And it’s more like it’s twisted than bent or in guess both

define side to side

🍌

is it like this?

(

Dicks too small to curve

or like this S

My dick is curved up a little. Greg, master of dicks, is my dick ok?

I wanna give lauren rose Irish sunglasses

90 degree angle curve niggas be like "fuck i got a disease"

lol

It’s straight until 2/3 up then curves at like a parabola

@Punished CLOSESTALLY
Some do that.

90 degrees is how you hit the g spot bro

i wanna give lauren rose irish dick

<:smug:402400327313391616>

<:whiteknight:416695353815990282>

Smash the colon from inside the pusy

smashed the pussy from inside the colon <:smug:402400327313391616>

I wanna tongue punch her fart box

<:smug:402400327313391616>

shit on her face and tell her its chocolate

I enjoy rimming

she wakes up

"whats all this shit on my face"

Sit on Lauren roses face

me: chocolate bitch

I want Lauren Rose to rim me

Eatin ass is good

@gangweeder
Up down left or right?

I want to lick the lint out of her bellybutton

Greg stop it

@Gregory Malchuk left

You're like a woman obsessed with their own cunt

lets all take a boys trip to thailand and fuck whores and get drunk together

Greg have u ever eaten ass

Greg ur not a cock doctor

cockter

greg is a genius

It’s serviceable

Cockter Malchuck

Greg do u hVe a gf

curves like a parabola?

like this ?

my dick

bulging out of my pants

the image

when your dick is mathematical

I can’t receive head from the right hand side

not with that attitude

Put ur dick in a splint

Lol

your dick is broken bro

you just gotta fuse the bone back together

greg i wish a woman was sucking on my dick rn

if you have a floppy dong you have a serious issue

some people are born without the penis bone

it's very sad

The red is my peen

The boner bone

that looks normal

my peter has a bone in it

need me a mofuckin handful of takis

Looking straight down

Id take a bag of takis over a bj rn

i'd put my bone in lauren rose

So that’s to the left

I have a bone in me 😏😏

@Gregory Malchuk

fellas i can't see my dick because my massive pecks are too big

You were curious

How much is a trip to Thailand

cheap

as fuck

food is dirt cheap too

when your gut is too big to see your boner it's called a dicky doo

everythings like monopoly money

hey

listen

fuck u guys

you can ball out on a budget

u gay

Guys is my dick fucked up @here

send pic

doesnt that tag everyone

roben what dick are you

show pic of your dic

who is roben

paypig

i am a non molested dick

Looks like a fag

i forget who u are

my dick is ant eater tier

yeah newfags have to show their dick to prove they arent a woman

@gangweeder
Thank you.

People are now looking in to taking a trip to Thailand

@Gregory Malchuk is it fucked up?

the newfag came on penis inspection day <:lmaoJUST:402622080719519744>

make sure the balls are visibile

@dirt kevin i bet ur dick got eaten by a jew

whip it out

fellas if you havent posted yur dick in general at 2am then deleted it before mods saw it you arent a man

penis inspection day

today

I showed you my dick pls respond

rn

make sure the balls are visible

@gangweeder
A little.

I made a lot of money off crypto I might just go to Thailand tbh

i am SICK and tired of these racist in this discord server

im reporting you guys to the SPLC

Got eem

were just asking for your cock shot bro

I love how this devolves

i have like 10 g in the bank im finna go to thailand until my money runs out and then kms

Is Greg cut?

Greg is whole

I’ve got big floppy foreskin

Nice stringy banjo

Just kill a hooker there so her pimp kills you

wtf kevin you make rape joke? im calling the police on you

Then you don't go to hell

i make rape

who is roben