encourage her if she's unhappy, just to leave

@Mophias you are on easy Street

yyeeeeeeeah

but

She just needs a tiny push

Then push her cervix

A lot

we are 15

lol

then she'll push out a Mophias Jr.

oh

So?

Use a condom

yeah i guess

pull out

Sex is a cure for depression, I'm a doctor

i lost my virginity at 16

SATAN

Doctor I need a prescription

@Big Papa Lasagna whore

DO NOT MAKE A JOKE

ABOUT HOW YOU GOT RAPED

IT'S TOO EASY

Hehe

The only thing that's easy is fucking dead chicks

OH SHIT

actually that's hard

@Danny Fresh the easiest

rigid and shit

Pay the mortician

the mortyician? 😄

she is stiff as a board

Coma chicks work

the first sex robot ai came out

i'll just buy that

replace women permanently

or i could just suck dick

lifelike vagina?

ye

she looks like a thot too

http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2017/04/27/report-realdolls-15k-a-i-powered-sex-robot-talks-learns/

she a thot

http://media.breitbart.com/media/2017/04/real-doll-harmony-instagram-640x480.jpg

Breitbart is always accurate

nigger who cares if it's from breitbart

it's a sex robot

anything good on netflix?

bill nye saves the world

jk

Breitbart triggers my libtard response

sorry, I don't want to hear the google translate voice say "oh yes, fuck me harder daddy"

I really hate that some people hate on RE7

I never played it

wow i just watched an interview of the guy who made that sex AI

holy shit i got an erection

i'd smash

@prankster2099 i hate re7. Never Even played it

that is the logic that is destroying the world

[TRIGGERED]

I hate something because I never tried it

you're arrested for wrongthink @Deleted User

to the gulag

Tru

no wonder Mr. Jellybean wanted that sweet ass

I'd SMASH that thot

Re7 has a 7 in the title

I hate that

but it's the 2nd best RE game

^

I wouldn't say it's the second best

3rd best

i could see an argument for that

if you're more of a fan of the classic RE format

it's a great game but a little outside the box for the series

@Danny Fresh re1 has the best graphics

for sure

I mean, shit, it feels and plays like a classic, but there's RE2, the REmake, so hard to fit RE7 in There

After years of having the action stuff, RE7 definitely has a place in my heart

People also complain about the RE2 Remake

"Where is it?"

Oi

They said it's being built from the ground up, that shit takes time to do

Is everybody being a faggot?

i am a faggot

lemme swallow your knob

Take all the sausage

Just the way I like it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML3qYHWRIZk Give this man an oscar

oh i've seen that

If he was going to become the president i'd totally move to the states just to vote for him

yea

blind patriotism is gey

Freikorps weren't gay

They were

sure

i'll agree with trunks

because it pushes my narrative forward

Good

hello. meow. I'm bored meow

stahp

Stahp with the meows

Staaaaahp

why, meow?

...

vampire can meow if vamp wants not destorbing anyone

Yeah

True

I guess

destorbing

Hmph

I'll tell you what it is

Disturbing

thank you meow @Okamle

No idea what destorbing is

you welcome vamp

i dislike feeling sick

Wish i could play overwatch

feeling sick is the worst

why aren't you playing ow @KylorC \

@Deleted User hey

@Big Papa Lasagna i dont have the internet service yet or the game

o lol

i know right @VampireKittenQween

Alien Covenant is looking good

perhaps

i just saw a trailer of it yesterday

it looked dope

i mean even if it's bad, hopefully it could at least be a visual spectacle

@KylorC ?

@Okamle yeah. i was sick a while ago

later if i'm feeling better i want to edit a video or play paladins

@Big Papa Lasagna True, I didn't like Prometheus but it sure was a good looking movie.

^

prometheus was kinda ass

@carlsbad was it not perfect?

@VampireKittenQween common cold ?

but i liked seeing the fucking cyborg get shit on by the alien dude

Also, I think Covenant may use some practical effects

ooh

they better have a good team

I didn't like the characters in Prometheus

The backburster scene didn't look CG to me

I thought they were too stupid

there has been a lot of bad practical effects recently

SUICIDE SQUAD HAD HORRIBLE FUCKING PRACTICAL EFFECTS

Have you seen the Void @Big Papa Lasagna

That film has GREAT practical effects

@Big Papa Lasagna hated suicide squad. Didn't watch it. 😃

no

imdb?

@Deleted User even tho your logic is forever retarded, it was a shit movie so you're not missin out

xd

@Big Papa Lasagna suicide squad is best movie ever made it was so good i stopped watching after the first half

@KylorC suicide squad has to be one of the worst movies to come out in the past decade tbh

at least other bad movies can be enjoyed because they're so bad

suicide squad hits that perfect spot where it's so bad it can't even be enjoyed ironically.

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt4255304/

@Big Papa Lasagna hate you. Don't know you. 🎉

joker is a fucking sex object in that movie

jesus

I'm derp today

is it indie, prankster?

@prankster2099 ok, so from the trailer, i can see it has some good cinematography. the camera angle, lighting, and filter seem thematically appropriate. it's always nice to see a movie that really does everything with intent

the creatures are fucking nutty looking. SE shit

it's got a cult too

The Silent Hill film (first one) had cool looking monsters

ye

Practical overlayed with CGI

i saw porn of the nurses and i was both horrified and aroused

It turned out pretty well

@Big Papa Lasagna now you're back on the good list

eat my asshole

omg, so harsh

damn fam

give you a bowl of bootyflakes for breakfast

right? I've been super nice

woah

@Big Papa Lasagna I love u, fam

BETWEEN THESE CHEEKS BOI

poo flakes

hush i'm listening to my husband sing

don't tell me how to live my life

well you already listened

2 whole minutes of silence for my gay lover

ty

Antaura Greek DEMON of migraine headaches. Antaura is a female demon, who rises up out of the sea, moves like the wind, shouts like a deer, and cries like an ox. She enters into people’s heads to cause intense pain. She commands other headache demons to do the same.
There are other headache demons

ok

i actually didn't know greek mythology had demons

i guess that'd be underlings or minions of hades, huh?

WHAKSKNSMALZKSSM

me too

i like it when you call me big papa

put your hands in the air, if youz a true playaaaa

SHE GETS IT

lol

😩 💦

ive known that song since it came out

biggie is where its at

I'm BIG PETE

I talk loudly because I'm BIG

you're -big PUCCI

Whaat

biggie biggie biggie, cant you see? sometimes you always hypnotize me!

Juicy is soooo good too

I love that song so much

this album! is dedicated to all the teachers that told me that i wasn't gone amount to nothin

its all good baby babyyyyy

lol i know all his songs 😋

@Sarcastro I love u

O hello

Hey

Ive only heard Ready To Die all the way trough

@mr cowboy crab ay

Ayyy

where all my bitches at?

female dogs cannot type on keyboards, so I would guess nowhere

Dont know they may be future space dogs

dogs can do whatever they want

they just don't want to use computers

fxccccrsnmyjpoimjrt

anyone wanna play Quiplash?

Hei

Hei

dAISY

nigger

@🌸ultra sad🌸 get back in VC nigger

@🌸ultra sad🌸 I'm going to call ur mom

seriously does anyone wanna play?

play what?

quiplash

I've just put up a stream so the other players can see it on my twitch (not a real streamer just placing it for concience mods)

??

do you have a phone?

or computer

a computer, yes

go to jackbox.tv and enter room code CQBF

results can be viewed here https://www.twitch.tv/buffaloguy1991

i can't get to it

yo.

http://jackbox.tv/

room code CQBF you will need to watch stream link above to see results

some other time then

DaddyOFive Prank ((GONE WRONG)) ((POLICE CALLED)) ((LOST MY KIDS))

this chat hasn't reached the daily nigger quota

DaddyOThree

daddyosixtynine

get it

because 69 is such a funny joke

DaddyOnineeleven

cody and emmy- coda and emma- coda- pbbfbtbt