Message from @Big Papa Lasagna

Discord ID: 309741710567669769


2017-05-04 17:21:08 UTC  

I know

2017-05-04 17:21:14 UTC  

it was the joke though

2017-05-04 17:21:19 UTC  

tell her to break up with him

2017-05-04 17:21:25 UTC  

encourage her if she's unhappy, just to leave

2017-05-04 17:21:42 UTC  

@Mophias you are on easy Street

2017-05-04 17:21:47 UTC  

yyeeeeeeeah

2017-05-04 17:21:48 UTC  

but

2017-05-04 17:21:54 UTC  

She just needs a tiny push

2017-05-04 17:22:03 UTC  

Then push her cervix

2017-05-04 17:22:07 UTC  

A lot

2017-05-04 17:22:17 UTC  

we are 15

2017-05-04 17:22:18 UTC  

lol

2017-05-04 17:22:21 UTC  

then she'll push out a Mophias Jr.

2017-05-04 17:22:21 UTC  

oh

2017-05-04 17:22:22 UTC  

So?

2017-05-04 17:22:25 UTC  

Use a condom

2017-05-04 17:22:29 UTC  

yeah i guess

2017-05-04 17:22:36 UTC  

pull out

2017-05-04 17:22:45 UTC  

Sex is a cure for depression, I'm a doctor

2017-05-04 17:22:52 UTC  

i lost my virginity at 16

2017-05-04 17:22:58 UTC  

SATAN

2017-05-04 17:22:59 UTC  

Doctor I need a prescription

2017-05-04 17:23:00 UTC  
2017-05-04 17:23:01 UTC  

DO NOT MAKE A JOKE

2017-05-04 17:23:05 UTC  

ABOUT HOW YOU GOT RAPED

2017-05-04 17:23:07 UTC  

IT'S TOO EASY

2017-05-04 17:23:08 UTC  

Hehe

2017-05-04 17:23:29 UTC  

The only thing that's easy is fucking dead chicks

2017-05-04 17:23:30 UTC  

OH SHIT

2017-05-04 17:23:41 UTC  

actually that's hard

2017-05-04 17:23:41 UTC  

@Danny Fresh the easiest

2017-05-04 17:23:45 UTC  

rigid and shit

2017-05-04 17:23:53 UTC  

Pay the mortician

2017-05-04 17:24:03 UTC  

the mortyician? 😄

2017-05-04 17:24:05 UTC  

she is stiff as a board

2017-05-04 17:24:33 UTC  

Coma chicks work

2017-05-04 17:24:36 UTC  

the first sex robot ai came out

2017-05-04 17:24:38 UTC  

i'll just buy that

2017-05-04 17:24:43 UTC  

replace women permanently

2017-05-04 17:24:52 UTC  

or i could just suck dick

2017-05-04 17:24:54 UTC  

lifelike vagina?