How do you pick up a Jewish girl?

With a dust pan

@olev I do though lol

You seem quite sex obsessed

In a very odd way too

In that you'd really have a dick in your ass than doing oral sex on a female

I don't really like anal though

I don't know who would

The romans thought eating pussy was gay

It's fucking weird

And they thought sucking dick was masculine

I just ment in a would you rather situation

Why would you rather though? @Spirit

Greeks were equal faggots.

All of you guys will have to vote for me at 2040

No

I will clean American politics of corruption

A president cannot do that

We'll be connected to a supercomputer by then.

Politics won't exist

I think women are pretty, and I like looking at them, but I don't know if I'd wanna have sex with them

@Paris You would need significant system changes to do that

We'll all just be pluggged into the system, worshipping our Jewish overlords.

But I know I definitely like guys

@Spirit I thought you were gay

He's a trap

So I'd rather do something with a guy than a girl

I'm straight for the most part

@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA we are already connected to a super computer

But taking dick in the ass

Just

Ugh

Why?

I think anal is gross

@Paris Apparently so.

I'm just saying

Performing oral sex on a female isn't nearly as gross @Spirit

Daddyofive Is now daddyozero

The thought of eating a girl out is more unpleasant

Does oral go both ways

Would you rather eat out a fat chick or get fucked up the ass? @olev

The former

Fat as in morbidly obese

Fuck that's kind of hard

@Spirit how do you think a guy should approach a girl to start a conversation

I think I'd still rather eat pussy @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@Paris Hey bb u wan sum fuk

That's how you do it

That would get me a easy suspension

maybe you should stop talking about killing people 🤔

@Deleted User If you're a beta autist, just watch RSDTyler

@olev Are you a guy?

Yes

Why?

@olev Then that makes sense to why you'd rather do sexual things with a girl than a guy

The logic bomb just got dropped

I don't think it has much to do with it, I just really would not want a dick in my ass

You're a guy, you're supposed to like vagina, if you're straight of course

Yeah

Gays are gay

@Spirit did you assume his/her sexual orientation?

"im not straight, i just dont want a dick in my ass"

Would saying "what's your favorite movie" to a girl i have never talked to before be weird

@Paris yes

if you ask me

Yes

@Paris start simple, like catch them eating and be like 'Is it ok if I sit here?' That'll get you in, then the social norms mean they basically have to talk to you if you start a conversation.

@Paris then comes the movie stuff

@Paris definitely ask about them, their likes, dislikes, history, whatever.

Do you like cock

That shows interest

Well my desk is right in front of her desk in class so

If you talk about yourself, you're just a weirdo

Just redpill them about the banks.

That usually gets them going.

@Paris class might not be the best time

@Paris depends

dont talk too much about yourself

Women love politics and conspiracy theories

you can talk about yourself just not like a lot

Hey

Vaccines cause autism

Well there is a time where people just talk until the teacher starts class

No, genetics cause autism.

Use that time then

@Paris and you'll get cut off when class starts

so be careful

lunch is larger block of time, etc.

uless your lunch is like the highschool's i went to

Well if I sit at her lunch table I would have to be by her friends that are very toxic

oh, no bueno

@Paris You have to get her alone.

@Paris That's a red flag right there

So corner her somewhere and block all paths.

I agree.

Don't let her escape.

Rape her in the ass

You have to be alpha like that.

Okay, that's where we disagree.

Just walk up to her wearing a nice tank top.

And flex your biceps and just ask her "You 'mirin brah?"

Lmao

@Paris realize her friends will have a lot of influence over her socially. You'll have to deal with them sometime anyway, but get her alone and in a place she is comfortable.

Her friend group is already a red flag mate

I dont think she is friends with them anymore she might be friends with the less toxic people

shit, I gotta go, the lights are shutting off

If you've got good genetics, then that should'nt be a problem.

Just because she looks cute doesn't mean anything

She can have a shitty personality

But if her friends are normalfag stacies, you're going to have to do it 1to1

Nyehhh

if you dont like the friend group then you dont like her

Still waiting for Rep to give us those codes.

People fit in with their social group

That's just how things are

GooseM, do you have a rape fetish?

She is one of those girls where you cannot get on their bad side

Helo

That's another red flag

im a doctor

Helloo greet me

Hello nigger @Deleted User

you mean like Every girl ever?

I'm the same way

Dr can you heal my cripplunf depression

?

That's odd

you get on a girls bad side you're fucked pretty much

Really

Just respect women and tip your fedora.

What do you mean by that

That's really all you gotta do to get it in.

Just dont send your dick

Well the only time I tried to talk to her was when I asked her if she finished a homework assignment for class then she offered to let me copy off of hers but I said no because I already did the assingment

hahahahaha respect women memes are funny

You have to be a white knight to get any pussy

Lol

Obviously

She pulled a me

Its time to become abfeminist

"I'm a male feminist, can you have sex with me?"

"yea you can look at my papers if you're too stupid to figure it out"

Women belong in the kitchen

thats where the knives are tho

Women belong in your moms house

i might think of murder

i have a phd in philosophy

Castration is a requirement for becoming a male feminist.

^

philosophy of sandwhiches

🤔

🤔

Plisofy

@Husky her tone was extremely nice for some reason it was not a rude tone

I have a PhD. in African American studies

Or as I call it

Niggerology

^

Women are always nice.

i have a staph/boil again

Yeah

It's how they trap you into giving them half of your shit

I thought everyone knew this

time to experiment on myself

@Paris Yeah then shes probably the same way I am. You're on her good side at the moment. Just dont get weird

What's the difference between Barbie and Divorced Barbie? Divorced Barbie is $400 because she comes with Ken's house, car, and furniture!

ok

😁

P R E N U P

just dont marry

Why?

whats the point

What do you mean what is the point?

you can love someone without being *legally in love*

Then she laughed at my trump joke in class but on the same day I showed her my really low resources in Oregon trail and she did a "oh ok" face

You can benefits with marriage

Low Resources in Oregon Trail?

🤔

i mean, it especially causes problem in divorce, obviously, which is a rising thing

@Paris What was the joke?

Marriage doesn't cause divorce

no it doesnt

Bad people cause divorce

but it makes it more devastating

you feel

@Slime actually, divorced have declined since sometime around the 1970's but look it up

Just marry a person that's mentally stable.

Just don't marry a fuckwad

Learn to recognize red flags

Divorce rates are declining probably because less people are getting married

Good morning

yeah

what sad said

Honestly, it should be easy to find someone who isn't fucked in the head

hahahaha no

Not in SJW infested places

People are too stupid for their own good, which is why they marry the wrong people

You're better off moving to the midwest for that shit

My history teacher was saying things like a auction house but with western territories then I said "and a small loan of a million $ goes to trump" @olev

If your goal is to find an aryan woman

Fuck Aryans

I hate everyone

Aryans are niggers

Blue eyes are inferior

Hide your power level @Paris

@Deleted User Me too

If you're (((alt-right)))

Arent aryans the exact opposite of a nigger

You can't take my pearls, officer! They're all I have left!

but this is a personal opinion; money cant buy you love, and the only benefit with marriage is related to money, and trust is a different category for me

Aryans are the white master race.

Yes it can

It's called a hooker

@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I dont know what political party I an

*am

@Paris whigliam party

Hookers are just a quick fuck. Love is something completely different.

@Slime i want you

What am i

What do you mean?

my office is in montana

Take an online political party quiz

Okie dokie

I'm scared to eat anything

Because uh

Niggers

@Slime I'll be there tomorrow

The thing about my crush I want to learn why she gets so mad at people when they do small things I am curious

Hi guys

I'm back from my vacation

Have any questions for me?

are you gay?

I'm straight, but I do like dick sometimes.

That's the first question she thinks of.

Are you a nigher?

@Deleted User what will your checkup be in regards to

A what?

Nigger

Are you one

No

Yes you are

Ok good

I was high and trying to do shit in windows but instead fucked my intall, now im stuck with linux

Are u a jew?

@Deleted User prove you're not black

@Slime testicular tortion

I'm white and I wear a bicorn

@Slime are you really a doctor

@Cub The same thing happened with me

ill say this; im a doctor