Its time to become abfeminist

"I'm a male feminist, can you have sex with me?"

"yea you can look at my papers if you're too stupid to figure it out"

Women belong in the kitchen

thats where the knives are tho

Women belong in your moms house

i might think of murder

i have a phd in philosophy

Castration is a requirement for becoming a male feminist.

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philosophy of sandwhiches

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Plisofy

@Husky her tone was extremely nice for some reason it was not a rude tone

I have a PhD. in African American studies

Or as I call it

Niggerology

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Women are always nice.

i have a staph/boil again

Yeah

It's how they trap you into giving them half of your shit

I thought everyone knew this

time to experiment on myself

@Paris Yeah then shes probably the same way I am. You're on her good side at the moment. Just dont get weird

What's the difference between Barbie and Divorced Barbie? Divorced Barbie is $400 because she comes with Ken's house, car, and furniture!

ok

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P R E N U P

just dont marry

Why?

whats the point

What do you mean what is the point?

you can love someone without being *legally in love*

Then she laughed at my trump joke in class but on the same day I showed her my really low resources in Oregon trail and she did a "oh ok" face

You can benefits with marriage

Low Resources in Oregon Trail?

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i mean, it especially causes problem in divorce, obviously, which is a rising thing

@Paris What was the joke?