I have a PhD. in African American studies

Or as I call it

Niggerology

^

Women are always nice.

i have a staph/boil again

Yeah

It's how they trap you into giving them half of your shit

I thought everyone knew this

time to experiment on myself

@Paris Yeah then shes probably the same way I am. You're on her good side at the moment. Just dont get weird

What's the difference between Barbie and Divorced Barbie? Divorced Barbie is $400 because she comes with Ken's house, car, and furniture!

ok

😁

P R E N U P

just dont marry

Why?

whats the point

What do you mean what is the point?

you can love someone without being *legally in love*

Then she laughed at my trump joke in class but on the same day I showed her my really low resources in Oregon trail and she did a "oh ok" face

You can benefits with marriage

Low Resources in Oregon Trail?

🤔

i mean, it especially causes problem in divorce, obviously, which is a rising thing

@Paris What was the joke?

Marriage doesn't cause divorce

no it doesnt

Bad people cause divorce

but it makes it more devastating

you feel

@Slime actually, divorced have declined since sometime around the 1970's but look it up

Just marry a person that's mentally stable.

Just don't marry a fuckwad

Learn to recognize red flags

Divorce rates are declining probably because less people are getting married

Good morning

yeah

what sad said

Honestly, it should be easy to find someone who isn't fucked in the head

hahahaha no