Why though

It's like stealing pigshit

I want it.

You have a superpower, no need to waste your life in games

I would get ripped

Wear a banana suit

And refer to myself as Dio

I went around town in a rabbit suit once.

I went around town dressed as an edgy teen

Prove it @Sarcastro

@Markurrito do you have a time machine?

I just uploaded my rabbit suit pic.

@Katnipkitkat Wtf is wrong with you people

Also nice suit

Thanks. I still have it in the closet.

Don't we all

Don't we all...

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2
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Time to fall in the dark!

What

tahw

htaw

hidey ho fellow bretheren

Sup

quote the quote

Back bitches.

I'm bored.

is TJ retarded

To an extent.

Yes.

TJ?

Hi Comrade.

The Amazing Athiest.

the amazing atheist

Oh, he's just retarded

Used to make fun stuff.

Now it's just cancerous bullshit.

I cant belive I watched a few of his videos 3 years ago

he's supported Candid, said YT censored the word atheist, and invested in YT knowing full well it could fail

Candid is evil

But he's just shouting nonsense and lies now and shoving ban Annas where the sun doesn't shine

*bananas

I know what I said

fine >:v

💓

Never again

who was the third

Anyway that's all long gone

I'm just an empty shell of a man I used to be

I'm a replica of me

oh noes :(

That sounds so sad

It's not sad

It's just the way it is

At least I didn't turn into a bitter shithead

Very true

How old are you man?

Around 2 times dani

No wait

A little over than 2 clyds

Idk their age either lol. I just started the chat

How many of me?

Well how old are you?

13

That's young my friend

But I'm not too much older than you man

How many of me then?

2.5 Ds

More like Comrade FidelCastro, cause you're old as fuck

^^^^^^^^

at least you're not dead...

I am an old fuck

dying soon though

In your 30s then?

Why?

old

You're in your 30s!

Damn comrade you're my parents age fam

He could be your daddy.

Lol awesome

If you catch my drift.

Lololol I catch your drift

😉

Hey, I have a question.

What do people do in the sexy room chat?

Join and find out

I don't ever see anyone in there

I'm scared.

Will I get fucked?

maybe

Possible

By a bird?

So bring lube

anyone can get fucked by anyone at any time

^

@RollinInTheDerp Lube 😏

Oh

I won't need lube.

Don't torture the boy

My cock is tiny as fuck.

😂

It will grow in time my friend

Two inches soft

I'm 19 and I'm in the same boat you are buddy

Two and a half hard.

@JLC4Prez2036 When will my cock grow?

man I cant be your daddy sorry

Probably like 15-17

I'd just make you sad real quick

Why not?

I never get in trouble I promise

Comrade's children have a required 1 inch hard

what the fuck?

@Sarcastro it's incredibly difficult to get me upset.

your genes are bad, old man

yeah I know

This is a sad conversation

@Sarcastro Try to make me sad.

not as sad as when the bible thumpers knock on the door

when I asked the cardiologist about my heart pains, he told me that I dont need a doctor, but a lawyer

That wasn't sad.

lawyers write wills

Still not sad.

anyway at this point I dont even see a point of having children

I'm pretty fucked up. It takes a lot to get me upset.

Justin Bieber's still alive.

dude, I watch r/watchpeopledie during breakfast

thanks for the info Vlad

Not for long.

Чувак, какой нафиг бибер

That should make part of you sad. More for humanity than emotionally.

Translation?

"kill all the filthy Americans"

^^^^^^^

Kill all humans!

Something about Bieber.

anyone want some wings?

Yeah!

drink red bull

I can read most of the Cyrillic.

Why?

red bull gives you wings

god fucking dammit

I'd like some korean spicy chicken

Not that I'm exactly fluent in Russian yet.

but its 1:30 AM and delivery works only until 1 am

I don't like spicy food.

i am home sick

your loss

"yet" why would you want to be, Putin is the only Russian that matters, and he's basically American

spicy food is the bset

Hate spice.

Satan is just salty because the church doesnt let him into russia

Burns my mouth.

it also makes your parasites panic

Talking about the language, not the nationality, @Danny Fresh.

the church can suck my dick

^^^^

they probably would too

And mine.

especially 2-D's

anyone could, evern with the tinyest mouth, though nobody would

even a hooker wouldnt touch that

Would anyone suck my cock?

get a woman

women love dicks

im so tired why did i wake up so early

No sane girl would go out with me.

duh

because you're a chat coslpayer

i dont like dicks kek

stop and get good

That's why you get one of those crazy bitches who will cut your dick off if you tried to leave her

So then don't ask out a woman who's sane?

you're not a woman

LOL

maybe im not

I've been with a woman like that @Danny Fresh

who knows

left her

she killed herself

good times

NICE

if im not a woman then i should get compensation from nature for the boob back pains

im joking

it went rly quiet but that was sarcasm;;;

at least you didn't say compensation from God

if i had it would have been joking once again

especially since im agnostic athiest

2-D's like, I'm outta this shit

God created nature to avoid responsibility

2-D is out hunting for crazy pucci

kekek lol

god im so sick

same

im calling out sick im not going to work

sick of dick, amirite?

that's a gay joke

i mean

it's pretty much true

LOL

I'm out hunting for what?

the female reproductive organ

Which organ?

the ears

That isn't a reproductive organ.

You mean the ovaries?

'Cause I don't want kids.

British scientists discovered that the number one cause of pedophilia is sexy children

I'm pretty sure the Church knew that a long time ago.

yikes lol

how does one talk to grills

Don't.

why not

They will consume your soul.

that's true

and bite your fucking head off if it's a certain time in the month

what if you dont have a soul for them to consume

we'll devour your soul and use it to remain young forever

dont talk, just smash

Are you a girl Swirly?

and then whisper into their ear: surprise

yuppers

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

Run for your lives!

Wait, how old are you?

fear mee

im 21

lol

I'm 5.

id smash you

Okay, I'm safe then.

LOL

I play louigi main

Lmao.

As long as you aren't a pedophile.

Hello all

No.

@SnowiiBloom You into kids?

i love kids but i never wanna have any from me lol

birthing kids hurts and isnt gucci :c

You love kids?

Yes.

ye kids are adorable

@SnowiiBloom its not that long

like less than an hour

I'm good with that.

you shit out that shitface

LOL

kids annoy me

then you bleed out and die