Will I get fucked?

maybe

Possible

By a bird?

So bring lube

anyone can get fucked by anyone at any time

^

@RollinInTheDerp Lube 😏

Oh

I won't need lube.

Don't torture the boy

My cock is tiny as fuck.

😂

It will grow in time my friend

Two inches soft

I'm 19 and I'm in the same boat you are buddy

Two and a half hard.

@JLC4Prez2036 When will my cock grow?

man I cant be your daddy sorry

Probably like 15-17

I'd just make you sad real quick

Why not?

I never get in trouble I promise

Comrade's children have a required 1 inch hard

what the fuck?

@Sarcastro it's incredibly difficult to get me upset.

your genes are bad, old man

yeah I know

This is a sad conversation

@Sarcastro Try to make me sad.

not as sad as when the bible thumpers knock on the door

when I asked the cardiologist about my heart pains, he told me that I dont need a doctor, but a lawyer

That wasn't sad.

lawyers write wills

Still not sad.

anyway at this point I dont even see a point of having children

I'm pretty fucked up. It takes a lot to get me upset.

Justin Bieber's still alive.

dude, I watch r/watchpeopledie during breakfast

thanks for the info Vlad

Not for long.