when I asked the cardiologist about my heart pains, he told me that I dont need a doctor, but a lawyer

That wasn't sad.

lawyers write wills

Still not sad.

anyway at this point I dont even see a point of having children

I'm pretty fucked up. It takes a lot to get me upset.

Justin Bieber's still alive.

dude, I watch r/watchpeopledie during breakfast

thanks for the info Vlad

Not for long.

Чувак, какой нафиг бибер

That should make part of you sad. More for humanity than emotionally.

Translation?

"kill all the filthy Americans"

^^^^^^^

Kill all humans!

Something about Bieber.

anyone want some wings?

Yeah!

drink red bull

I can read most of the Cyrillic.

Why?

red bull gives you wings

god fucking dammit

I'd like some korean spicy chicken

Not that I'm exactly fluent in Russian yet.

but its 1:30 AM and delivery works only until 1 am

I don't like spicy food.

i am home sick

your loss

"yet" why would you want to be, Putin is the only Russian that matters, and he's basically American

spicy food is the bset

Hate spice.

Satan is just salty because the church doesnt let him into russia

Burns my mouth.

it also makes your parasites panic

Talking about the language, not the nationality, @Danny Fresh.

the church can suck my dick

^^^^

they probably would too

And mine.