Message from @Danny Fresh
Discord ID: 299218150384205825
By a bird?
So bring lube
anyone can get fucked by anyone at any time
^
@RollinInTheDerp Lube 😏
Oh
I won't need lube.
Don't torture the boy
My cock is tiny as fuck.
😂
It will grow in time my friend
Two inches soft
I'm 19 and I'm in the same boat you are buddy
Two and a half hard.
@JLC4Prez2036 When will my cock grow?
man I cant be your daddy sorry
Probably like 15-17
I'd just make you sad real quick
Why not?
I never get in trouble I promise
what the fuck?
@Sarcastro it's incredibly difficult to get me upset.
your genes are bad, old man
yeah I know
This is a sad conversation
@Sarcastro Try to make me sad.
not as sad as when the bible thumpers knock on the door
when I asked the cardiologist about my heart pains, he told me that I dont need a doctor, but a lawyer
That wasn't sad.
lawyers write wills
Still not sad.
anyway at this point I dont even see a point of having children
I'm pretty fucked up. It takes a lot to get me upset.
Justin Bieber's still alive.
dude, I watch r/watchpeopledie during breakfast
thanks for the info Vlad
Not for long.
Чувак, какой нафиг бибер
That should make part of you sad. More for humanity than emotionally.
Translation?