It will grow in time my friend

Two inches soft

I'm 19 and I'm in the same boat you are buddy

Two and a half hard.

@JLC4Prez2036 When will my cock grow?

man I cant be your daddy sorry

Probably like 15-17

I'd just make you sad real quick

Why not?

I never get in trouble I promise

Comrade's children have a required 1 inch hard

what the fuck?

@Sarcastro it's incredibly difficult to get me upset.

your genes are bad, old man

yeah I know

This is a sad conversation

@Sarcastro Try to make me sad.

not as sad as when the bible thumpers knock on the door

when I asked the cardiologist about my heart pains, he told me that I dont need a doctor, but a lawyer

That wasn't sad.

lawyers write wills

Still not sad.

anyway at this point I dont even see a point of having children

I'm pretty fucked up. It takes a lot to get me upset.

Justin Bieber's still alive.

dude, I watch r/watchpeopledie during breakfast

thanks for the info Vlad

Not for long.

Чувак, какой нафиг бибер

That should make part of you sad. More for humanity than emotionally.

Translation?

"kill all the filthy Americans"

^^^^^^^

Kill all humans!

Something about Bieber.

anyone want some wings?

Yeah!

drink red bull

I can read most of the Cyrillic.

Why?

red bull gives you wings